What really happened to the dinosaurs? And how come the Bible doesn't mention dinosaurs? (A satirical discussion thread from deep inside the Underground mental asylum - DISCLAIMER: consult with your shrink before reading and post at your own risk!) Showing 301-350 of 1,268

[Faith]

Krishna wrote: "u really think God brought that flood?????"

Of course.

[Faith]

James Morcan wrote: "Fay asking me or any other human how I'd feel if I was God is silly. You can't superimpose human emotions onto God.
The real God must surely be genderless, timeless, perfect, fully formed, beyond h..."

"I say". -James Morcan :)

[James, Group Founder]

"I believe (because the Bible tells me so" -Fay :)

[Harry]

Catherine wrote: "Harry wrote: "For me- and only me- I just couldn't worship and praise an angry god. Even if It created me. I'd tell him to go **** himself.

Should Frankenstein turn on his creator if his creator i..."

And with all these emotional traits of God's, He doesn't sound god-like to my interpretation.

[James, Group Founder]

It's been a while since dinos have been mentioned, guys ;)

[Harry]

James Morcan wrote: ""I believe (because the Bible tells me so" -Fay :)"

I fear we're going into
"Is."
"Isn't."
"Is."
"Isn't."

arguments. :)

[James, Group Founder]

At least every 50 posts or so someone should at least mention dinos to keep on the subject :)

[Laureen]

Harry wrote: "I wonder what fried dino eggs tasted like? (Shame there weren't any humans around to try it.);)"

It's a pity then that we don't still have some dinos around, friendly ones of course. Imagine how many people one Dino egg would feed? We could have Dino farms - I think? Maybe not. Oh well, back to those poor chicken farms.

[Catherine]

Harry wrote: "Catherine wrote: "Harry wrote: "For me- and only me- I just couldn't worship and praise an angry god. Even if It created me. I'd tell him to go **** himself.

Should Frankenstein turn on his creato..."

Well..you are right ....but emotions happen....

[Harry]

Did aliens and dinosaurs co-exist on Earth?

[James, Group Founder]

Noah developed a taste for dino omolets and that was the end of the dinos

[Catherine]

Dinosaurs were not around for Noah to save....only bones....of which they found some in ancient times...

[Harry]

Laureen wrote: "Harry wrote: "I wonder what fried dino eggs tasted like? (Shame there weren't any humans around to try it.);)"

It's a pity then that we don't still have some dinos around, friendly ones of course...."

You wait. Cloner's Dino Fried Egg Shack might just happen yet.

[James, Group Founder]

Yes Harry ancient aliens were hunting dinos for food - at least according to Krishna

[Harry]

James Morcan wrote: "Yes Harry ancient aliens were hunting dinos for food - at least according to Krishna"

Ah, yeah. I'd forgotten about that! Genius idea by the way, Krishna.

[Laureen]

Harry wrote: "James Morcan wrote: "If I was Noah's mate and he said "I've just spoken to God and he said he wants to wipe out humanity with a flood as he's not happy--" I would interject and say "Noah, listen. w..."

Love the visions you give me Harry. Puts a smile on my face every time.

[James, Group Founder]

Catherine, Fay believes dinos were around when Noah was around - just to fill you in

And I'm not picking on you Fay, just explaining to Catherine so she knows who to direct her questions to about dinos on the ark

[Harry]

Laureen wrote: "Harry wrote: "James Morcan wrote: "If I was Noah's mate and he said "I've just spoken to God and he said he wants to wipe out humanity with a flood as he's not happy--" I would interject and say "N..."

I'm getting hungry just thinking about those giant eggs!

[Catherine]

James Morcan wrote: "Catherine, Fay believes dinos were around when Noah was around - just to fill you in

And I'm not picking on you Fay, just explaining to Catherine so she knows who to direct her questions to about ..."

I am aware of what's going on...even though you all belong in straight jackets right about now!

[James, Group Founder]

Laureen be honest, you're just hoping we return to loincloth jokes!
But we have evolved into highly intellectual humour now...like...um...er...who really impregnated Mary...and why Noah ate the dino eggs.

[James, Group Founder]

Harry and Krishna - I have just realized something
If you put your names together you get "Harry Krishna"

Singing:
Harry Harry, Krishna
Harry Harry, Krishna

all together now!

[Laureen]

Oh, so glad the conversation has evolved then! I can now go to work with a peaceful mind. I just hope I can keep the car on the road with all this hum our rolling around in my head.

[Catherine]

Evolved?!?! I rather think it's gone quite downhill....possibly to Hell!!! It's beyond underground!!!

and James...Hari Krishnas are usually only in aeroports..perhaps bus stations?

[Laureen]

Fay wrote: "James Morcan wrote: "The theory of any true God punishing humans and wiping them out or any of these things is nuts
Sounds like this God needed to go to anger management classes

C'mon guys, it do..."

But Fay, I thought we were made in God's image?

[James, Group Founder]

Harry is currently at a bus station (busking)
Krishna is sending these massages from Calcutta airport (where she's dancing with other hari krishnas)

So there, Catherine!

[Catherine]

Fay wrote: "Catherine wrote: "Hey...your forgetting that the Roman/Greek gods fought with the Titans....
yes...God made mistakes....why would you think he was perfect....we were created in his image....don't y..."

The Roman and Greek gods were not perfect either...God is NOT perfect....

[Catherine]

James Morcan wrote: "Harry is currently at a bus station (busking)
Krishna is sending these massages from Calcutta airport (where she's dancing with other hari krishnas)

So there, Catherine!"

Fine

[James, Group Founder]

The real God is perfection I believe
Other versions are more man made Gods of religions etc and reveal more about Man than God, in my opinion

[Laureen]

Harry wrote: "James Morcan wrote: ""I believe (because the Bible tells me so" -Fay :)"

I fear we're going into
"Is."
"Isn't."
"Is."
"Isn't."

arguments. :)"

Yeah, we are in a bit of a "rut", I'd say. Someone needs to get out and give the car a push.

[James, Group Founder]

It's an enjoyable rut as it's becoming a cacophony of madness
Like a mental asylum on a bad day

Which of course was my evil intention all along

[Catherine]

Krishna wrote: "by the way, why god chose water not fire for the destruction? an epidemic would also have done."

Well..he did....the plagues....fire, hail, frogs, locusts, fog/mist (that killed the first born son)....can't remember the others...it's like the 7 dwarves....you can never remember all 7 at the same time!

[Laureen]

James Morcan wrote: "It's an enjoyable rut as it's becoming a cacophony of madness
Like a mental asylum on a bad day

Which of course was my evil intention all along"

Now, are you becoming God-like
James?

[James, Group Founder]

More Satan-like I think, Laureen
After all, He'll exists underground, right?

[Harry]

James Morcan wrote: "Harry is currently at a bus station (busking)
Krishna is sending these massages from Calcutta airport (where she's dancing with other hari krishnas)

So there, Catherine!"

No punters at the bus station, so I'm giving up for the day. Thought I might fly to Calcutta.

[Catherine]

why would Satan exist underground....he's everywhere just like God is

[Laureen]

James Morcan wrote: "More Satan-like I think, Laureen
After all, He'll exists underground, right?"

So they say. Oh, "Underground Knowledge" - that's where you got the name. I am so sharp, it amazes me! What's it like down there?

[Catherine]

James Morcan wrote: "Fay asking me or any other human how I'd feel if I was God is silly. You can't superimpose human emotions onto God.
The real God must surely be genderless, timeless, perfect, fully formed, beyond h..."

Why not? We superimpose emotions onto animals...

[Faith]

Krishna wrote: "by the way, why god chose water not fire for the destruction? an epidemic would also have done."

That's a question for God...

[Faith]

Laureen wrote: "Fay wrote: "James Morcan wrote: "The theory of any true God punishing humans and wiping them out or any of these things is nuts
Sounds like this God needed to go to anger management classes

C'mon..."

We are...
Okay, now I'm just confused on what you're questioning?

[Catherine]

no Satan is not a god...he's a fallen angel

[Catherine]

God never claimed perfection...


he's Omniscient..all knowing
he's Omnipresent..all present
he's Omnipotent..all powerful


nowhere does it say he's perfect!

[Catherine]

James Morcan wrote: "Non religious Gods like Native American or Aboriginal Gods seem more advanced to me
The gods of organiZed religions seem like toddlers getting mad all the time"

the gods of "multi-god" religions fight amonst themselves! who said they're better?

Zeus fought with all his brothers...(both in Greek form and Roman

Native American and Indian deities fought amonst themsselves...they became jealous of each other

how is that better?

[Catherine]

Harry wrote: "Did aliens and dinosaurs co-exist on Earth?"

aliens? like ET? whilst I'm in agreement that there is other intelligent life out there...I don't think that many (if any) of these beings came to earth at any time in our past....

not only that...don't you think that if they did arrive here whilst the dinosaurs were around, that the dinosaurs would have eaten them all?

[Catherine]

Fay wrote: "Catherine wrote: "Hey...your forgetting that the Roman/Greek gods fought with the Titans....
yes...God made mistakes....why would you think he was perfect....we were created in his image....don't y..."

no...what makes us different from God is our "free will"to decide what we will do...whether or not it is right or wrong... THAT is what makes us different....

[Catherine]

Fay wrote: "Catherine wrote: "Well..but there's a difference in people and the beliefs from Old to New Testament also....

Old Testament...people are worshiping false gods and idols

New Testament...they're no..."

clearly he did....because he wouldn't have had to cause the flood (or sent the plagues in Egypt) to "teach" us a lesson.

God isn't perfect.

[Catherine]

Krishna wrote: "no! god tried to eliminate evil so that upcoming human beings can flourish in a good society. gods never intended to punish anyone. they r above emotions and think about an entire species, not any ..."

yes..I agree with you there....but God determined that humans were evil....they were worshipping false idols....and not listening to his word.

Noah survived because he listened and heard the Word of God!!! he took that leap of faith...and asked his family to trust in God as well...

[Laureen]

Catherine wrote: "God never claimed perfection...


he's Omniscient..all knowing
he's Omnipresent..all present
he's Omnipotent..all powerful




nowhere does it say he's perfect!"

Do you really think that God who is all those things would concern Himself with the petty goings on of the human race? Why wouldn't He leave man to rise or fall on his own sword. After all, that was the purpose of free will, in MHO.

And, that being said, I don't believe in the Devil as a separate entity from God. If God is all those things you you say, which I can agree with, then God has presidency over Satan anyhow. It is us, man, who is the problem and God is laughing while we figure it out.

[Catherine]

Krishna wrote: "Noah was saved because of his own intelligence. not because god had saved him! he was too smart."

Oh...because he new there aas a flood that was coming and had to save 2 of every species....sure....he was so smart he knew all that!!!

He got that onfo from God!!! He didn't have a weather report....or a meteorologist to tell him what tbe weather would be,

[Catherine]

Laureen wrote: "Catherine wrote: "God never claimed perfection...


he's Omniscient..all knowing
he's Omnipresent..all present
he's Omnipotent..all powerful




nowhere does it say he's perfect!"

Do you really th..."

Well..in one reapet....yes....because we were(are) his creations....his "children"...he is the "father"...who meets out punishment or praise.

Ths devil is a separate entity....he is the angel who fell from God's grace!

[Laureen]

Yes, what about the Amazonians? Didn't women rule the world at one stage? God is neutral, is he/she not? Has anyone identified this entity as male or female? I think not.