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What really happened to the dinosaurs? And how come the Bible doesn't mention dinosaurs? (A satirical discussion thread from deep inside the Underground mental asylum - DISCLAIMER: consult with your shrink before reading and post at your own risk!)
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damn the video showed it....
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Krishna wrote: "damn the video showed it...."was pretty cool, huh?
I think maybe this was Trump's favorite TV series... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQmbt...
such a cool tv show existed!
James wrote: "Krishna wrote: "no i guess dinos can be resurrected...... as shown in the movie....but tech is not that developed yet.....(and definitely not that easily as shown in the movie)"Stop denying there..."
Or as I still like to believe, James is a Dino hiding behind a fake human profile. ;O
Would I be a 4,000 year old dino, Fay?
James wrote: "Would I be a 4,000 year old dino, Fay?"Naw. You'd be a younger descendant Dino who stills lives in the secret Dino colony down in Antarctica, because that's obviously where the Dinos traveled to. I mean, what else could be going on down there?
James wrote: "Guilty, Your Honor."Ah, but I wouldn't find it a shame! I would find it an honor to be companions with a Dino. How magnificent and rare, one would think. No guilt, but rather pride.
:D
Because that's what's truly happening in Antarctica! The Dinos are thriving in secret tropic climates hidden under the ice or have adapted to the extreme conditions. That is why certain parts are restricted because the scientists and government are afraid the common folk will ruin their Dino parties and kill them off just to stuff their heads and place them upon their walls (which is quite gruesome might I add).
Or as my sister theorized with me: the Dinos really just went to... The Moon cause we all know the U.S. never landed on the moon. Balogna! The Dinos were there first.
Oh dear. Too many thoughts at once haha,
List of Australian and Antarctic dinosaurs (all hundreds of millions of years ago...): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...I'm not sure where Trumpasauras fits in, but so far he's disguising his dino nature quite well :)
Krishna wrote: "asteroid theory is only a part of dino extinction....http://www.sciencealert.com/here-s-ho..."
What? An actual factual post in this dino thread! What's going on?
Let's get this thread back to some common sense: I reckon the Christians (who lived alongside the dinosaurs, as we know) killed them all for spit-roasts.
Harry wrote: "What? An actual factual post in this dino thread! What's going on?..."Yeah, in the spirit of the Trumpasaurus era, this thread is all about post-FACT arguments. Who needs facts when we can spin entertaining theories?
If we keep going, we'll soon be in the post-post age.
Harry wrote: "Krishna wrote: "asteroid theory is only a part of dino extinction....http://www.sciencealert.com/here-s-ho..."
What? An actual factual post in this d..."
Oh Harry, that's ridiculous! They couldn't have been "Christians" yet because Jesus Christ came to earth much later! Hence they would've simply practiced Judaism. Come on, we are much smarter than this.
Oh, silly Harry....
Where's a palaeontologist when you need one?!
James wrote: "Where's a palaeontologist when you need one?!"I do not know, but Krishna is so smart I bet she could qualify as one simply w/ the knowledge she has off the top of her head. ;)
She is Lord Krishna...7,000 years old.
James wrote: "She is Lord Krishna...7,000 years old."Oh dear.
XD
Oh you silly, silly people! The Dinosaurs was just a puppet show God put on for his alien god buddies....I bet he's laughing so hard right now...after all this time, human kind still thinks they were real! ....tears of laughter...I think I just solved the real reason behind flooding!
What most people don't realise is that dinosaurs were all actually covered in bright pink fur.
Harry wrote: "What most people don't realise is that dinosaurs were all actually covered in bright pink fur."Well, Harry...god does not discriminate....therefore there was a dinosaur character to please each and every guest.
It cannot be solved Krishna.This thread (which all dino scientists worldwide follow ) will make sure the mystery will never be solved ;)
Lance wrote: "Secrets of the Ica Stones and Nazca Lines: proofs that dinosaurs and man lived together
[bookcover:Secrets of the Ica Stones and Nazca Lines: proofs that dinosaurs and man lived to..."
Like jurassic park movie?? Interesting!
[bookcover:Secrets of the Ica Stones and Nazca Lines: proofs that dinosaurs and man lived to..."
Like jurassic park movie?? Interesting!
Here are some excerpts from the synopsis of Secrets of the Ica Stones and Nazca Lines: proofs that dinosaurs and man lived together:"The Ica stones are ancient river boulders of various sizes that have been etched with images on their surfaces. They have been excavated from Pre-Columbian Indian burial tombs in the desert of Southern Peru. Thousands of them exist in public and private collections. All sorts of imagery of ancient cultural life appear on these stone 'canvases.' Many of them show dinosaurs, some even with humans riding them or attacking them. The obvious conclusion observed here is evidence that dinosaurs and man lived at the same time, in the fairly recent past."
"Any honest reader should be readily convinced that the Ica Stones are genuine burial stones from the Indian tombs dating from as early as 500 B.C. to 1000 A.D."
500BC-1000AD...Wow, okay, so many the religious fundamentalists overshot the mark when they said the world is only 4,000 years old...
Maybe it's only 2,500 years old!
really?? they tamed dinos without modern tech???? what the hell!
okay it must be the "painted" version of jurassic park which was mainly written to amuse children.....and now after thousands of years we r believing it.....
so after another thousand years people will believe vampires and superheros once existed on earth with humans....
so after another thousand years people will believe vampires and superheros once existed on earth with humans....
From Wikipedia:"The Ica stones are a collection of andesite stones found in Ica Province, Peru that bear a variety of diagrams. Some of them supposedly have depictions of dinosaurs, and what is alleged to be advanced technology. These are recognised as modern curiosities or hoaxes.
From the 1960s Javier Cabrera Darquea collected and popularized the stones, obtaining many of them from a farmer named Basilio Uschuya. Uschuya, after claiming them to be real ancient artifacts, admitted to creating the carvings he had sold and said he produced a patina by baking the stone in cow dung."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ica_stones
Harry wrote: "From Wikipedia:"The Ica stones are a collection of andesite stones found in Ica Province, Peru that bear a variety of diagrams. Some of them supposedly have depictions of dinosaurs, and what is a..."
Spoil sport!
And also: "Except in the rare cases that provenance is known, there is no reliable way of dating the stones. Thus, a stone of uncertain origin can never be used to establish a conclusion which would otherwise be considered unlikely. The stones have been used by some creationists to claim that humans lived in proximity with dinosaurs."And: "In his Encyclopedia of Dubious Archaeology: From Atlantis To The Walam Olum, archaeologist Ken Feder commented "The Ica Stones are not the most sophisticated of the archaeological hoaxes discussed in this book, but they certainly rank up there as the most preposterous."
Dinos created the Nazca Lines also = within the last 4,000 years, so that's okay.
I'm glad to see Wikipedia is finally coming in handy, Harry...
This is a good 2 minute trailer to show what dino life was probably like...In short, the dinos had a blast!Ancient Earth "The Triassic Period" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M69zQ...
James wrote: "This is a good 2 minute trailer to show what dino life was probably like...In short, the dinos had a blast!Ancient Earth "The Triassic Period" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M69zQ..."
Looks like a bunch of fun back then!
Fay wrote: "Looks like a bunch of fun back then!..."Oh yes! They had none of the silly things we have invented since like morality or punishment for crimes! :))))
didn't know where else to post this..
a man claims to have been to another dimension and brought a tape of an unheard Beatle's song from there
https://medium.com/much-stranger-than...
a man claims to have been to another dimension and brought a tape of an unheard Beatle's song from there
https://medium.com/much-stranger-than...
Krishna wrote: "didn't know where else to post this.. a man claims to have been to another dimension and brought a tape of an unheard Beatle's song from there
https://medium.com/much-stranger-than......"
The Beatles - Everyday Chemistry (Full Album) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fitr0...
But so far it seems like songs I already know...
Krishna wrote: "exactly! like a mashup"the parallel universe should be more exciting...
Like dinos should exist in that universe!!
yes maybe some Jurassic Park like scene is going on in that universe right now...
Hmmmm that's possible. For all we know there could be dinos on another planet just like alien life forms are totally possible and for all we know on another planet there are unicorns. Ok so here's some crazy thing that some people(probably the one's who believe the holocaust never happened and think global warming IS NOT happening.) Ok here goes(I don't believe this myself) Dinosaurs were made up by scientists for publicity reasons.
Krishna wrote: "didn't know where else to post this.. a man claims to have been to another dimension and brought a tape of an unheard Beatle's song from there
https://medium.com/much-stranger-than......"
What an interesting article! I listened to the one song from the album on there and who knows if it really was The Beatles, but it was rockin' none the less!
Dinosaurs Will Be Resurrected by 2050, Awesome British Think Tank Predicts https://www.inverse.com/article/11636...Dino-chickens are expected to be finger-lickin' good.
I wonder what year dinos will be resurrected?Imagine what a food source they could be for the world...
It'd be a vegan's worst nightmare! :)
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