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What really happened to the dinosaurs? And how come the Bible doesn't mention dinosaurs? (A satirical discussion thread from deep inside the Underground mental asylum - DISCLAIMER: consult with your shrink before reading and post at your own risk!)
Fay wrote: "James Morcan wrote: "It's time to do the unthinkable...Resurrect the dinos!"
Is this your most popular thread? Ha!"
Sad but true.
No, I meant literally resurrect the dinos:Dinosaurs Will Be Resurrected by 2050, Awesome British Think Tank Predicts -- Dino-chickens are expected to be finger-lickin' good.
The rebirth of the dinosaurs will be among the great scientific accomplishments of this century, if you believe a new report from a right-wing British think tank. The Adam Smith Institute just released its projections for what the world will look like in 2050, and it has predicted some larger-than-life changes.
https://www.inverse.com/article/11636...
James Morcan wrote: "No, I meant literally resurrect the dinos:Dinosaurs Will Be Resurrected by 2050, Awesome British Think Tank Predicts -- Dino-chickens are expected to be finger-lickin' good.
The rebirth of the d..."
Not sure 'bout this one... ;D
This one time when I was in the jungle, I found this pre-historic mosquito in tree sap. I thought that it was really cool, so I brought it back home with me. This billionaire found out about it and bought it from me. He then bought himself an island where he extracted dinosaur DNA from the mosquito..... good thing those devils are blood suckers!! He hired a team of scientists to manipulate DNA and re-create dinosaurs, and now there's a whole island full of them.... you can even go visit, although I don't recommend it.So, James, you are a little too late.... they have already been resurrected..... there are a few documentaries about this if you like to watch, but they can be a little brutal.... if there's one thing you'll learn from the first documentary is not to use the outhouse on this island!!!
"No comment" was the translation of my now dino grunt language which has replaced my former human speech since the dino DNA started mixing with my human DNA...
James Morcan wrote: ""No comment" was the translation of my now dino grunt language which has replaced my former human speech since the dino DNA started mixing with my human DNA..."Rawr.
Photographic evidence of huge dinosaurs still alive!https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/...
This has been called the greatest sculpture of all time...Outside of the 20,000-person Chinese town of Erlian on the Mongolian border, you can find this statue of two amorous sauropods making out for all to see...
Lisa wrote: "So, James, you are a little too late.... they have already been resurrected..... there are a few documentaries about this if you like to watch, but they can be a little brutal.... if there's one thing you'll learn from the first documentary is not to use the outhouse on this island!!! ..."Thanks for the warning.
James Morcan wrote: "Lisa wrote: "So, James, you are a little too late.... they have already been resurrected..... there are a few documentaries about this if you like to watch, but they can be a little brutal.... if t..."Last guy got eaten by a t-rex.....i was there, it was horrific. I was in one of the jeeps with two idiot kids and one of them kept playing with a flashlight which attracted the t-rex.....i was lucky to make it out alive .
They should make a sci-fi dinosaur film. They could call it Star TRex.
Harry wrote: "They should make a sci-fi dinosaur film. They could call it Star TRex."Wonder if spock-o-saurus would be a carnivore or vegetarian. ..
Harry wrote: "He's a Vulcan Vegan."YAS!!!!! Thats perfect! Omg....the dinosaurs meet space and the future!
To boldly go where no dino has gone before...
Harry wrote: "To boldly go where no dino has gone before..."To infinity and beyond! ! ....wait. ..a Dino did go there!
Dino astronauts - no spaceships, just dinos floating in space!
Dinos in space for real:"some crazos have even speculated that this carving on Ta Prohm temple in Cambodia is evidence that an alien Stegosaur cooled its heels back on Earth about 1,000 years ago."
You can check out the carving and read the article here: https://theawl.com/dinosaurs-in-space...
Kilig wrote: ""You're forgetting the dinos had by that era invented their Meteor Shield (only just discovered)...
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What';s up with all the Time Travelling Dinos?Time Travelling Dino's: The Pilot
Alfred the Time Traveling Dinosaur
Time Travel Dinosaur
The bible doesn't mention dinosaurs because the bible is a history of man written by men. While the bible does begin with the creation of the planet, it does so to explain the purpose of Earth, and the majesty and power of the creator.
Roxanne wrote: "The bible doesn't mention dinosaurs because the bible is a history of man written by men. While the bible does begin with the creation of the planet, it does so to explain the purpose of Earth, and..."All correct.
But also, the Bible is according to Christianity directly inspired by "the Word of God" (albeit thru men).
Hence why the various anomalies are curious to say the least...
James wrote: "The Dinosaur Lords
The Dinosaur Knights
The Dinosaur Princess
..."
Hmmm...why do I imagine those books' content looking something like this...
Is that photo proof that Man and dinos did actually live side by side? ;)
Why do you need proof Harry?:)
Harry wrote: "Is that photo proof that Man and dinos did actually live side by side? ;)"Yes. Yes it certainly is proof. Clearly. After over a thousand comments we now know.
Whelp, I guess it is all solved now!
Fay wrote: "Whelp, I guess it is all solved now!"T-Rexactly.
Nope They mystery continues...
Dinos is just a term they used to use for morbidly obese Homo sapiens who ate reptiles: "dine of saurus" ... "the eating of reptiles"
I think this Dino film, in whatever form, should be easy to swallow after the bible. What else did we buy from the Middle-East?
Mac wrote: "I think this Dino film, in whatever form, should be easy to swallow after the bible. What else did we buy from the Middle-East?"We overbought from the Middle-East...
Lisa wrote: "Dinos is just a term they used to use for morbidly obese Homo sapiens who ate reptiles: "dine of saurus" ... "the eating of reptiles""I thought Diner Sores were what people got from eating burning hot restaurant food.
Harry wrote: "Lisa wrote: "Dinos is just a term they used to use for morbidly obese Homo sapiens who ate reptiles: "dine of saurus" ... "the eating of reptiles""I thought Diner Sores were what people got from ..."
That was incredible. And awful. But mainly incredible, Harry.
Jurassic world almost featured Dino-human hybrids!http://www.slashfilm.com/wtf-jurassic...
Check out the drafts of the hybrid creatures. They're quite bizarre.
Fay wrote: "That was incredible. And awful. But mainly incredible, Harry."Thanks Fay - but I'm sure it was mainly incredibly awful. :)
Fay wrote: "Jurassic world almost featured Dino-human hybrids!http://www.slashfilm.com/wtf-jurassic...
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those hybrids are freaky, Fay!
James wrote: "Fay wrote: "Jurassic world almost featured Dino-human hybrids!http://www.slashfilm.com/wtf-jurassic......"
Aren't all human/animal hybrids somewhat scary?
Long live the dinos!!!!!!!
Who's to prove Dinos ever existed? Kubrick was accused of providing the footage for the faked moon landings, so who's to say Spielberg wasn't behind the Dinosaur conspiracy? I think the bastard has a lot to answer for.And who would have wanted them anyway? Not the most endearing creatures and pathetic at ball games and chess I'm told (by Spielberg of course) I think that if ever the huge greedy bastards did ever exist they were their own worst enemies: thousands probably choked on their own vomit and the rest became impotent.
I know I might sound as if I'm rambling, but I read that Shakers (of basic utilitarian cupboard door fame and a splinter of the Quaker movement) formed with a view to practicing complete celibacy. For some weird reason the movement died out after a generation, and perhaps the same happened to those stupid (possibly French) Dinosaurs.
It's true about the Shakers: Google it if you have doubts, but I promise not to be honest again.
James wrote: "Long live the dinos!!!!!!!"Amen!
Shall a resurrection of the dinos ever occur? Will science ever become so advanced as to recreate the species?
One can only dream. ;)
The dinos have already been resurrected Fay...You need evidence, I hear you say.
Well I can deliver proof, not evidence.
Just take a look at the face and listen to the shrieks of your new President and tell me dinos no longer exist!
I rest my case :)
James wrote: "The dinos have already been resurrected Fay...You need evidence, I hear you say.
Well I can deliver proof, not evidence.
Just take a look at the face and listen to the shrieks of your new Presiden..."
Wow. Just wow.
no i guess dinos can be resurrected...... as shown in the movie....but tech is not that developed yet.....(and definitely not that easily as shown in the movie)
Krishna wrote: "no i guess dinos can be resurrected...... as shown in the movie....but tech is not that developed yet.....(and definitely not that easily as shown in the movie)"Stop denying there are dinos in our midst, Krishna.
You know the truth...America just voted in a dino as President.
:)
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Resurrect the dinos!"
Is this your most popular thread? Ha!