What really happened to the dinosaurs? And how come the Bible doesn't mention dinosaurs? (A satirical discussion thread from deep inside the Underground mental asylum - DISCLAIMER: consult with your shrink before reading and post at your own risk!) Showing 951-1,000 of 1,268

[James, Group Founder]

Do humans have dino DNA in them?

[Harry]

That sounds like Mr. Icke's reptilian theory...

[Faith]

Has this thread seriously resurrected?

[James, Group Founder]

Fay wrote: "Has this thread seriously resurrected?"

I thought Mr (Harry) Whitewolf cancelled his subscription to the Resurrection.

[Harry]

Welcome back Fay. We're getting the old team back together for one last showdown, now that all the fake accounts have disappeared and we're only on 954 posts.

[James, Group Founder]

Harry wrote: "That sounds like Mr. Icke's reptilian theory..."

So is Icke saying that the Reptilian elite are actually reptiles like dinos and then shapeshift into humans?

I wonder what Icke would say about this thread?
Would he think the answer is obvious (that the dinos became the Royal families and bankers of the world)?

[James, Group Founder]

Harry wrote: "Welcome back Fay. We're getting the old team back together for one last showdown, now that all the fake accounts have disappeared and we're only on 954 posts."

Damn...does that mean since all the old GR spooks' posts have gone that I'll have to give a new ultimate answer at post 1000?

[Faith]

James Morcan wrote: "Harry wrote: "Welcome back Fay. We're getting the old team back together for one last showdown, now that all the fake accounts have disappeared and we're only on 954 posts."

Damn...does that mean ..."

Precisely.

[Harry]

James Morcan wrote: "Harry wrote: "That sounds like Mr. Icke's reptilian theory..."

So is Icke saying that the Reptilian elite are actually reptiles like dinos and then shapeshift into humans?

I wonder what Icke woul..."

I think he's saying just that if you tune into a different level of reality, you'll see the lizards are in control.

It's that damn word 'lizards' which makes it sound so crazy. But substitute it for reptilian demons, devils, snakes and whatnot that have always been the symbol of The Dark Side in religions and cults, and it fits in rather well.

[Harry]

We should be able to get to 1,000 in the next hour so Morcan can make his ultimate claim.

[James, Group Founder]

Harry wrote: "It's that damn word 'lizards' which makes it sound so crazy. But substitute it for reptilian demons, devils, snakes and whatnot that have always been the symbol of The Dark Side in religions and cults, and it fits in rather well. ..."

The BBC did a doco a while back titled "WAS DAVID ICKE RIGHT"

This was a shift as the BBC, and all of British media, mocked the guy ruthlessly for years. And in that doco they did cover his reptilian theory...saying that while it sounds laughable and absurd on one level, look at it from another broader perspective and possibly he's onto something.

I think it's like that with almost anything. Something can be false on one level and true on another.

[Sash]

Whoah! What kind of a discussion is this!
Underground knowledge.

[Harry]

Sash wrote: "Whoah! What kind of a discussion is this!
Underground knowledge."

Forget international banksters, governmental criminals and conspiratorial corruption. This thread's where the truth's at.

;)

[James, Group Founder]

Sash wrote: "Whoah! What kind of a discussion is this!
Underground knowledge."

People who live in mental asylums loaded on prescription drugs all day long who are made to watch TV re-runs of old shows (my nurse is forcing us to watch MacGuyver right now!) need an outlet to burn off steam...hence this discussion thread.

Meanwhile, what's this about "underground knowledge"? Never heard of it. Sounds like a complete waste of time compared to this thread!!

[Faith]

Harry wrote: "We should be able to get to 1,000 in the next hour so Morcan can make his ultimate claim."

Ahaha... *just sends the same message over and over again till 1000*
Nah.

[Killarney]

James Morcan wrote: "Killarney, maybe the dinos invented a technology that allowed them to communicate without talking...
And send the equivalent of emails, instant messages and emoticons...
And so after a while maybe ..."

Makes sense to me!

[James, Group Founder]

Dino Hunt

:)

[Lance, Group Founder]

Fay wrote: "Harry wrote: "We should be able to get to 1,000 in the next hour so Morcan can make his ultimate claim."

Ahaha... *just sends the same message over and over again till 1000*
Nah."

Now don't you be a killjoy Fay.

[Elisabet]

I think there has been a misunderstanding. ..the dinos never went extinct. ..we are actually dinosaurs. ..the rest is just a man's tall fish tale ;)

[James, Group Founder]

Lisa wrote: "I think there has been a misunderstanding. ..the dinos never went extinct. ..we are actually dinosaurs. ..the rest is just a man's tall fish tale ;)"

dinos are our ancestors?

[Elisabet]

if we are dinos, then surely they'd be our ancestors. ...

[James, Group Founder]

Lisa wrote: "if we are dinos, then surely they'd be our ancestors. ..."

so do we have dino DNA in us?
and is it time someone says "you're the apple of T-Rex's eye"?

[Harry]

Did Diana die from Dino DNA?

(I bet you can't say that after a couple of beers.)

[James, Group Founder]

Harry wrote: "Did Diana die from Dino DNA?

(I bet you can't say that after a couple of beers.)"

What's great about this crazy thread is it literally criss-crosses every conspiracy and even every known subject in the history (and prehistory) of the Earth!

Maybe there is something to be said for being silly and flippant at times...

[Harry]

Who's being silly?

[James, Group Founder]

Oh yeah I forgot...some people actually are serious in their belief the world is 6000 years old

[Faith]

James Morcan wrote: "Oh yeah I forgot...some people actually are serious in their belief the world is 6000 years old"

I saw that, Mr.

[James, Group Founder]

I said that to draw you out of your slumber :)

[Martin]

Yes, the world is ruled by reptilians. Didn't you folks across both ponds watch Donald Trump during the Reptilican Party presidential debates this week?

[James, Group Founder]

Martin wrote: "Yes, the world is ruled by reptilians. Didn't you folks across both ponds watch Donald Trump during the Reptilican Party presidential debates this week?"

Now I understand, the T in T-Rex stands for Trump...he's a political dinosaur :)

[Faith]

James Morcan wrote: "Martin wrote: "Yes, the world is ruled by reptilians. Didn't you folks across both ponds watch Donald Trump during the Reptilican Party presidential debates this week?"

Now I understand, the T in ..."

[James, Group Founder]

Ha ha ha!
Beautiful!
Trump dino.

[Harry]

Trumposauraus!

[James, Group Founder]

Harry wrote: "Trumposauraus!"

Unfortunately, Trump's ideology pre-dates the dinos...

[Dov]

The dinosaurs are mentioned in the Torah. Day 5.

They are called "“t’ninim g’dolim." Correct translation is "great lizards."

This in my book on that subject.

Commentary On Genesis Without Smidgen Of Religion

https://sites.google.com/site/2inimeg...

[James, Group Founder]

That's really fascinating that they may have been mentioned in the Torah, Dov.
If you have time, Can you provide the full Hebrew sentence the "great lizards" are mentioned with translation?

[Martin]

Fay wrote: "James Morcan wrote: "Martin wrote: "Yes, the world is ruled by reptilians. Didn't you folks across both ponds watch Donald Trump during the Reptilican Party presidential debates this week?"

Now I ..."

I love it!!

[Dov]

James Morcan wrote: "That's really fascinating that they may have been mentioned in the Torah, Dov.
If you have time, Can you provide the full Hebrew sentence the "great lizards" are mentioned with translation?"

Verse 20 were the birds and verse 21 were the dinosaurs.
The word "dinosaur" comes from the Greek "deinous" and "sauros," which means "terrible lizards." The Hebrew words mean "great lizards." Six of one, half a dozen of the other.
The original translation way back was faulty. They rendered the phrase as "great whales," or sea monsters, but there is no sea mentioned in the original text.

[James, Group Founder]

In summary (after 900+ posts)...

What really happened to the dinosaurs? THEY JUST STOPPED HAPPENING, REALLY. And how come the Bible doesn't mention dinosaurs? WELL, APPARENTLY IT DOES, ACCORDING TO OUR JEWISH FRIENDS (NOT SURE IF THAT'S A MENTION IN THE TORAH AND ALSO THE CHRISTIAN OLD TESTAMENT, OR IF IT'S JUST THE TORAH OR WHAT, BUT NEVERTHELESS THE DINOS APPEAR TO HAVE BEEN AMBIGUOUSLY MENTIONED AS "GREAT LIZARDS" AND I AIN'T GONNA ARGUE WITH SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS HEBREW WHEN I DON'T...).

THE END

[Harry]

When's the sequel?

[Erma]

Fay wrote: "All I know is that dinos must've lived, and gone extinct, in the 6000-6500 yrs old the earth is. .."

I know I'm late to this train, but man is much older than that^^.

I annoy the people around me with a saying. "When people find out the truth about history, there are going to be alot of folks shocked."

I am rather conservative in my thinking, but I have had some archaeological training. And I read history (older history books are alot more detailed than modern 'stream-lined' texts).

But there is way too much evidence found and being proven to still claim this.

As for dinosaurs... I'll get back to you on that one. Want to read more on this thread. But when I seen this, I had to comment.

[James, Group Founder]

Harry wrote: "When's the sequel?"

Okay, that's it... The franchise is on!

And the mystery continues...as why were the dinos only (briefly and ambiguously) mentioned in the Bible or Torah?????

[James, Group Founder]

Erma wrote: "I know I'm late to this train, but man is much older than that^^...."

Of course. Fundamentalist Christians believe the entire Universe is only about 10,000 years old...So there's no logic whatsoever in that assertion as far as I can tell...
Debating with them makes for great discussion topics, however ;)

[Faith]

Erma wrote: "Fay wrote: "All I know is that dinos must've lived, and gone extinct, in the 6000-6500 yrs old the earth is. .."

I know I'm late to this train, but man is much older than that^^.

I annoy the peop..."

*sigh*
It is so hard to be on the less believed side of things. :)
I'm open to different opinions, sure, but I do love my opinion a lot. ;)

[Erma]

Fay wrote: "*sigh*
It is so hard to be on the less believed side of things. :)
I'm open to different opinions, sure, but I do love my opinion a lot. ;) ."

I do think the idea that many of them drowned due to rising water (global warming, anyone?) bears credence, though.
(As seen here: https://answersingenesis.org/dinosaur...)

I also found this that kind of supports that idea, what with everything else: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/ne...

I don't think there was one idea alone that wiped them out. And a question from childhood - how come only dinos bit the big one, and not ALL life?

Only on page 2 now. Sharing this stuff with the kids, and this is today's Big Question of the Day.

[Faith]

Erma wrote: "Fay wrote: "*sigh*
It is so hard to be on the less believed side of things. :)
I'm open to different opinions, sure, but I do love my opinion a lot. ;) ."

I do think the idea that many of them dro..."

"At the time of the Flood, many of the sea creatures died, but some survived. In addition, all of the land creatures outside the Ark died, but the representatives of all the kinds that survived on the Ark lived in the new world after the Flood. Those land animals (including dinosaurs) found the new world to be much different than the one before the Flood. Due to (1) competition for food that was no longer in abundance, (2) other catastrophes, (3) man killing for food (and perhaps for fun), and (4) the destruction of habitats, etc., many species of animals eventually died out. The group of animals we now call dinosaurs just happened to die out too. In fact, quite a number of animals become extinct each year. Extinction seems to be the rule in Earth history (not the formation of new types of animals as you would expect from evolution)."
https://answersingenesis.org/dinosaur...

Still think it's legit.

[Erma]

"I suspect they would say something to the effect that this dinosaur somehow survived because it was trapped in a remote area that has not changed for millions of years." https://answersingenesis.org/dinosaur...

This makes absolute sense, and I don't understand why the author of this article is poo-pooing the idea, while at the same time agreeing with it.

This whole thing is very contradictory in many areas (similar to watching a couple episodes of Ancient Aliens back-to-back), but does hold a number of thought-provoking hypotheses. I just think those ideas are not the ones the original author intended.

"...they will always be able to concoct an “answer” because evolution is a belief. It is not science—it is not fact!"

The same could be said of Creationism. And oh! Here I am saying it! Creation is a belief. It is not science (evidently). It is not fact.

[Erma]

Fay wrote: "But, animals just really don't have souls, sorry to break it to you. If they did, then they would either go to Heaven or Hell depending on if they believed on Jesus' death and resurrection."

Just a question...

What about people who died before Jesus' time? What about Abel? Is he in hell (a creation of Dante that got him excommunicated from the church)? Abraham, Issac, and Jacob? Them too?

Just saying.

[Faith]

Erma wrote: ""I suspect they would say something to the effect that this dinosaur somehow survived because it was trapped in a remote area that has not changed for millions of years." https://answersingenesis.o..."

True. It's a belief. :)

[Faith]

Erma wrote: "Fay wrote: "But, animals just really don't have souls, sorry to break it to you. If they did, then they would either go to Heaven or Hell depending on if they believed on Jesus' death and resurrect..."

Truth be told, I don't know. I have asked the same question myself, and have gotten an answer but have forgotten it. Research time!