What really happened to the dinosaurs? And how come the Bible doesn't mention dinosaurs? (A satirical discussion thread from deep inside the Underground mental asylum - DISCLAIMER: consult with your shrink before reading and post at your own risk!) Showing 901-950 of 1,268

[Harry]

It'd be like in Avatar- at one with my dino! Yeah, I'm up for it.

[Faith]

James Morcan wrote: "Harry wrote: "James Morcan wrote: "I'm no scientist, but something tells me (call it a hunch) you'd need more than "electric fences" to keep dinos from escaping captivity ;)

Or am I wrong?"

And h..."

I thought Krish was the dino whisperer... Does nobody remember the future movie we talked about making in the beginning of this thread?

[James, Group Founder]

I remember
But Krishna changed her name to Sayori and therefore she lost the role of a lifetime...

[Faith]

James Morcan wrote: "I remember
But Krishna changed her name to Sayori and therefore she lost the role of a lifetime..."

Oh yeah... so tragic.

[Faith]

All I can remember about that movie is something about finding out what size loincloth you'd be/curvy dino gals/ The Hoff... oh dear...

[Janith]

Fay (Omelet) wrote: "Janith wrote: "Fay (Omelet) wrote: "Harry wrote: "Who's Omelet?"

*sigh* It's a joke from Sleeping Tom, Harry.

https://www.goodreads.com/review/show..."

You're taki..."

A plant eating T-Rex just called me and said he likes the review very much ;)

[Faith]

Janith wrote: "Fay (Omelet) wrote: "Janith wrote: "Fay (Omelet) wrote: "Harry wrote: "Who's Omelet?"

*sigh* It's a joke from Sleeping Tom, Harry.

https://www.goodreads.com/review/show......"

Sounds "legit.".

[Janith]

Guys , have any of you seen a T.V show called "Prehistoric Park". A paleontologist goes back in time through a portal to bring extinct animals for his Jurassic park. Its a very realistic show. And the special effects are also really good. I watched it some time ago. I think its the best T.V show I've seen on dinosaurs (So much ahead of Spielberg's "Terra Nova")

[Beth]

Haven't seen or heard of it. Sounds interesting though!

[Janith]

Beth wrote: "Haven't seen or heard of it. Sounds interesting though!"

It really is Beth.. Here's the link to the first episode . Decide for yourself http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xsc3...

[Faith]

Only now do I realize that Barney the dinosaur was a bit creepy. I mean, talking purple dinosaurs are normal childhood friends, right?

[Harry]

Thinking about those dino burgers, I wonder what Bilderbergers taste like...

[Mike]

Harry wrote: "Thinking about those dino burgers, I wonder what Bilderbergers taste like..."

Fatty, a little rancid, lacking in substance
Wash down with copious draughts of Bilderburg Lite

[Harry]

Mike wrote: "Harry wrote: "Thinking about those dino burgers, I wonder what Bilderbergers taste like..."

Fatty, a little rancid, lacking in substance
Wash down with copious draughts of Bilderburg Lite"

Ha! Think I'll stick to those dino burgers then.

[James, Group Founder]

Bilderbergers seem appropriate for this discussion as they are political dinosaurs...

[Faith]

We have come a loooooong way....

[Faith]

So guys, I'm still stuck on the theory that dinosaurs merely couldn't adapt to their new surroundings well after the flood. Seriously, think about it. A worldwide flood crashes over the earth and kills all but eight humans, and kills every kind of animal except for two of each kind, male and female. Also keep in mind that most of these animals were likely young, still babies even. Young animals=smaller animals. Smaller animals=more space on the ark for more animals.
Anyways, after 40 days and nights, the ark lands. Everything is wet. Vegetation is destroyed. Land formations have drastically changed. All animals except two of every kind are dead. Now that kind of environment would be hard to adapt to.
I'm sure that the carnivorous dinosaurs had a hard time finding meat since there were few animals to hunt. And after the flood, all the animals scattered where they wanted to go making it harder to find them. Finding prey would've been hard.
For the herbivorous dinosaurs, I'm sure that the vegetation was very poor. All the plants were washed up. All the trees were uprooted and thrown around during the flood. I mean, yeah there still would've been vegetation but it wouldn't have been as great as before.
Now for the other animals... I'm not sure. Maybe dinosaurs just weren't very well equipped for life after the flood but the others were. Maybe since the bigger dinosaurs had a larger appetite than smaller animals they couldn't find as much prey as they needed and starved to death.
I'm sure that climate change, disease, lack of food, and man's activities caused many animals to become extinct. I'm also sure that the reason there are so many dragon legends are because of stories of dinosaurs passed down to generations and the edges became faded. Humans did live with dinosaurs before the flood and for a while after the flood before they went extinct.
(I just visited the Creation Museum in Kentucky, USA. It was 100% better than I had expected and I recommend it to everyone. The animatronics, exhibits, and facts were on point. So yeah, the museum got me kick started back on this whole dino train.)
Check out the link to the museum's exhibits...
http://creationmuseum.org/whats-here/...

[Harry]

The truth is: God is actually a dinosaur. He created Adam and Eve in his own image, so naturally they were dinosaurs themselves and we descended from them, which is why we still have the reptilian brain.

God's a dino.

[Faith]

sayori wrote: "God came after the creation! So no one knows the truth"

What do you mean?

[Harry]

Does anyone? :)

[Faith]

sayori wrote: "I don't know"

Huh.

[James, Group Founder]

Harry wrote: "Does anyone? :)"

Does anyone what?
I lost the meaning/message/purpose of this thread a while back...Oh, about 1,000 posts ago!

[Harry]

The Wise Whitewolf replies, "Ah, Morcan my son: Only when you discover that it's purposeless to pursue the purpose of purpose will purposefulness become clear."

All hail the Dino God.

[James, Group Founder]

Harry wrote: "The Wise Whitewolf replies, "Ah, Morcan my son: Only when you discover that it's purposeless to pursue the purpose of purpose will purposefulness become clear."

All hail the Dino God."

The Dino God seems to make no more sense than the 330 Million human Gods (and counting!) that have been estimated by historians to have existed since the humans began walking the Earth.

1/330,000,000 odds is all that I can give your Dino God ;)

[Faith]

[James, Group Founder]

Fay wrote: ""

Ha! Good one!
But Fay, shouldn't this discussion thread be extinct by now?

[Harry]

Does anyone know what really happened to the dinosaurs?

[James, Group Founder]

Yes
But are you sure you can handle the truth ?

[Harry]

You mean there's more....?

[James, Group Founder]

Yes.
It dovetails in with the holographic theory (holographic dinos!) and the aforementioned spooks on Goodreads...

[Elisabet]

ok so, help me understand hologram theory...how does it know to display everything in proper timeline? couldn't there be a glitch and humans appear amongst the dinos?

[Elisabet]

*holographic

[James, Group Founder]

Yes no maybe to all of the above ;)

[Elisabet]

so the holographic theory could completely demolish evolutionary theory...so if evolution persists to be the most appropriate theory...with fossils confirming it is what happened...then how can holographic theory be true also?

[Killarney]

Can I just say that I love this thread and this topic? I haven't laughed this much in a long time!

And I always thought that aliens came and beamed the dinosaurs to a distant galaxy far, far away. But perhaps I got that wrong...

[James, Group Founder]

Killarney, maybe the dinos invented a technology that allowed them to communicate without talking...
And send the equivalent of emails, instant messages and emoticons...
And so after a while maybe they just stopped communicating with each other face to face...and stopped mating even...
And so eventually, once they had the equivalent of TV and the internet and then finally virtual reality, they found themselves living 100% in a cyber or virtual world and just died out ? :)

[Harry]

See? I just knew everyone was twitching to get back on to this thread. Thought I'd kick start it.

Dinosaurs were actually digitally designed by cat headed aliens, as everyone knows.

[James, Group Founder]

If there are overlords of the holographic matrix, could it be as simple as some overlord responsible for this universe was a gamer and while playing the latest video game he accidentally hit the delete button on his keyboard and exclaimed "oops, there goes the dinos!"

If true, then could humans be deleted just as easily?
Maybe this aspect needs to be discussed in the 2016 US election as there really needs to be an oversight committee to keep an eye on the matrix overlords.

[Harry]

Could be, could be...

Or maybe those dinos reincarnated into those GR spooks you allude to.

On a serious note - nothing's real people! Nothing's what you think it is!

[James, Group Founder]

I agree Harry, nothing's real.
Speaking of reincarnation, how come those who have memories of being animals in past lives (or believe they do, depending on your take), never mentioned "I was an dinosaur in a past life"?

[Harry]

Especially as the dinos were about as recently as 6,000 years ago...

[James, Group Founder]

Harry wrote: "Especially as the dinos were about as recently as 6,000 years ago..."

don't even start on that...
Don't you know there are millions of Fundamentalists who live in the Bible Belt? Who all apparently seem to have Goodreads accounts......

[Harry]

James Morcan wrote: "Harry wrote: "Especially as the dinos were about as recently as 6,000 years ago..."

don't even start on that...
Don't you know there are millions of Fundamentalists who live in the Bible Belt? Who..."

What?

(He says with a Not-Me-Officer look.)

[Elisabet]

Harry wrote: "James Morcan wrote: "Harry wrote: "Especially as the dinos were about as recently as 6,000 years ago..."

don't even start on that...
Don't you know there are millions of Fundamentalists who live i..."

Harry, the bible belt whore!

[James, Group Founder]

Lisa wrote: "Harry, the bible belt whore! ..."

Judging from the prostitution poll, and reading between the lines of certain comments in that poll, I suspect whores may be very popular in the Bible Belt, albeit secretive...So Harry may have a little competition.

And so extrapolating that further, is that what happened to the dinos? They invented contraception, started hiring dino hookers instead of marrying, and so in one generation they all died out?

Also, has any scientist ever considered that the male dinos all became infertile? I mean, don't some scientists expect this could happen to humans in the future?

[Harry]

Is a Bible Belt made of leather?

[Elisabet]

James Morcan wrote: "Lisa wrote: "Harry, the bible belt whore! ..."

Judging from the prostitution poll, and reading between the lines of certain comments in that poll, I suspect whores may be very popular in the Bible..."

You know what they say...the more you repress your desires, the stronger they get...I can only imagine the caged-in-raging-hormone-explosions down there.

[Elisabet]

Harry wrote: "Is a Bible Belt made of leather?"

of course! ...it is made to last!

[James, Group Founder]

Lisa wrote: "James Morcan wrote: "the more you repress your desires, the stronger they get..."

Definitely. Those who understand psychology know that what's under the surface in individuals or communities, is very often the opposite of what is on the surface.

That reminds me of a saying I once heard: the more moralistic a society tries to be, the more immoral it becomes.

[Elisabet]

James Morcan wrote: "Lisa wrote: "James Morcan wrote: "the more you repress your desires, the stronger they get..."

Definitely. Those who understand psychology know that what's under the surface in individuals or comm..."

That is so true...this is why, in private, I'm a very moral person :D