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What really happened to the dinosaurs? And how come the Bible doesn't mention dinosaurs? (A satirical discussion thread from deep inside the Underground mental asylum - DISCLAIMER: consult with your shrink before reading and post at your own risk!)
PatEye wrote: "Far fucking out. God, please bless the beautiful and wonderful youth, especially in their so saddened dreams, they sometimes too quickly deny; likely a moronic value judgment made in the presence o..."*Yawn.. Wake me up when the preaching is over hahahaa
Argon wrote: "Dear Lance, Harry & James,Ditto for me regarding all of PaT Eye's ramblings!
As you know guys I don't have much time to post in this group, at least not regularly, but I like reading all the pos..."
Couldn't agree more Argon. Seems we ain't alone.
To continue the dino love story film:Dinosuars fucking created such massive earthquakes that they eventually destroyed themselves.
(An irony).
Harry wrote: "To continue the dino love story film:Dinosuars fucking created such massive earthquakes that they eventually destroyed themselves.
(An irony)."
You're one sick puppy, Harry...
Then again, it probably takes one to know one...
Open letter to fellow Undergrounders: We pride ourselves on this being a no-rules group that champions freedom of speech. However…
Recent posts by PatEye (aka aka The "Committee" of Writers) tested our patience too much and we reached the end of our tether. We also had to delete many of his most recent posts as he was getting more and more abusive towards us and others.
PatEye, incidentally, is an author who has been blocked several times by Goodreads as a result of complaints about him by Goodreads members and no longer has an author profile as a result.
So, in the interests of a group that is not dominated by one person's repetitive abuse and non-sensical ramblings, we regrettably had to block PatEye from the group.
Lance Morcan wrote: "Open letter to fellow Undergrounders: We pride ourselves on this being a no-rules group that champions freedom of speech. However…
Recent posts by PatEye (aka Ed / aka The "Committee" of Writers..."
Please no! I think much of what PatEye says is in jest and can be mistaken when he is having a bad night. I have always found him to be a funny, warm and lovable character. I, for one, love to read his posts especially the ones I understand. He is a colorful character and this wonderful discussion group can always do with a colorful character so we don't get too impressed with our own offerings. I am discovering a lot here but it is nice to get some relief from gloom.
Laureen wrote: "Lance Morcan wrote: "Open letter to fellow Undergrounders: We pride ourselves on this being a no-rules group that champions freedom of speech. However…
Recent posts by PatEye (aka aka The "..."
You didn't see the worst of it, Laureen, we had to delete a lot of the more abusive posts as we wanted to shelter you and other members from how ugly his posts got. But trust me, this guy was not going to ever stop and blocking such abusers is the only way to go.
Im opening a medical care for lady dinos.. Name goes as "PET EYE DINO CARE" .. We teach Dino mamas how to lay eggs properly and shit.. When you get fired you can come and join me PAT, I have the perfect job for you hahahaa
Lance Morcan wrote: "Laureen wrote: "Lance Morcan wrote: "Open letter to fellow Undergrounders: We pride ourselves on this being a no-rules group that champions freedom of speech. However…
Recent posts by PatEye (ak..."
Thanks for letting me know Lance. I am still going to miss the guy as he has always been understanding and kind to me. But I respect your decision -after all, he find ask for it!
If we've come to an understanding regarding Dinos.. then why not discuss about the extinction of ancient mega mammals who took the place of dinos ??. Saber-toothed tiger, Short-faced bear, Giant sloth.. etc. They all ruled the planet for millions of years and vanished into thin air.. What happened to these guys ?
And I'm really curious to know what happened to Megalania, the giant butcher. Mammals ruled everywhere else on earth except Australia. There, the apex predator was a 40 feet long giant lizard, the biggest reptilian carnivore walked this earth since T-Rex. Anybody from Australia ? I need answers :D
Janith wrote: "If we've come to an understanding regarding Dinos.. then why not discuss about the extinction of ancient mega mammals who took the place of dinos ??. Saber-toothed tiger, Short-faced bear, Gian..."Absolutely Janith- and why not take it up to the present day too. Why are bees fast becoming extinct and how fucked are we all gonna be? (Ah, it's O.K, we have GM food now!)
Janith wrote: "And I'm really curious to know what happened to Megalania, the giant butcher. Mammals ruled everywhere else on earth except Australia. There, the apex predator was a 40 feet long giant lizard, th..."Ah.. the Megalania.. Some say they still roam in Australia (rumours) even thought I haven't seen one personally.
Harry wrote: "Janith wrote: "If we've come to an understanding regarding Dinos.. then why not discuss about the extinction of ancient mega mammals who took the place of dinos ??. Saber-toothed tiger, Short-f..."There's one possible explanation to all of that Harry.. "Aliens".. (joking :D )
Matt wrote: "Janith wrote: "And I'm really curious to know what happened to Megalania, the giant butcher. Mammals ruled everywhere else on earth except Australia. There, the apex predator was a 40 feet long g..."Matt, I've also heard of such sightings but not sure if they were true. Monitor lizards can grow up to 9-10 feet easily but we're talking about a 30-40 feet long lizard. After all if they are still alive, there would be lot of dead people isn't it ?. Being chased by a Komodo dragon is bad enough. Any idea how they got extinct ?
Janith wrote: "Matt wrote: "Janith wrote: "And I'm really curious to know what happened to Megalania, the giant butcher. Mammals ruled everywhere else on earth except Australia. There, the apex predator was a 4..."Haven't got a clue mate. But I really like to know..
I think someone needs to make a movie called Resurrection Of The Dino and it's all about this thread. I must say that with all of the diverse characters it would be very amusing to watch. Who knows, maybe it would become a big summer hit.
PatEye will make a great villain hahahaaa
Matt wrote: "PatEye will make a great villain hahahaaa"Hahaha, if we could somehow bring him back.
We can beat the Suicide Squad easily hahahaaha
Seriously though, it would totally be like the #1 movie of the summer (maybe even of the YEAR). ;)
A horror-comedy-musical...imagine those dinos tapping their feet to various tunes!It'd be the biggest box office flop ever I'd say...
James Morcan wrote: "A horror-comedy-musical...imagine those dinos tapping their feet to various tunes!It'd be the biggest box office flop ever I'd say..."
We can even hire a dance instructor for them.
Come on you guys, we have to keep going because didn't James say that at comment #1000 that he'd reveal his opinion???
sayori wrote: "this is 799"Only 199 more to go...
By now we're just kind of aimlessly making comments to get closer to 1000 so James can do his big reveal hahaha.
Matt wrote: ""Lol :D I've seen some of those inflatable creatures before and the act where they "eat" someone.
Fay wrote: "By now we're just kind of aimlessly making comments to get closer to 1000 so James can do his big reveal hahaha."This thread will never make it I predict...So the big secret about WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO THE DINOS will remain a secret forever :)
James Morcan wrote: "Fay wrote: "By now we're just kind of aimlessly making comments to get closer to 1000 so James can do his big reveal hahaha."This thread will never make it I predict...So the big secret about WHA..."
NEVER!!!! I will find out.
... So guys, I'm sure that the dinos in The Garden Of Eden were just considered big lizards you know.
Maybe when Adam had the laborious task of naming everything... gee, that must have taken ages... he couldn't think of what to name a dinosaur, hence it remained unnamed, which explains why there is no Biblical reference.Fay, I think I've cracked it. Which takes me back to dino eggs. I want poached.
Harry wrote: "Maybe when Adam had the laborious task of naming everything... gee, that must have taken ages... he couldn't think of what to name a dinosaur, hence it remained unnamed, which explains why there is..."Small insects are named in the Bible...but for some reason they forgot to name the biggest meanest baddest creatures ever to walk the Earth?
Hmmmm...Call me crazy here, but could it be the Bible was written by MEN in the Earth's very recent history? Men who didn't know dinos ever existed...
Or are they still alive in some remote part of the earth ? .Evidence found in Glen Rose, Texas, South America, Mexico, and California, demonstrates beyond a shadow of doubt that dinosaurs and mankind co-existed and walked the earth at the very same time. Our knowledge of exactly what the dinos looked like is limited to the past 180 years. You can not tell what a dinosaur looks like from looking at a skeleton or a pile of bones. If all dinos died out 65 million years ago then how the hell did Mayans depict dino images in their carvings and paintings ? . I think it's high time we change our history books
Janith wrote: "If all dinos died out 65 million years ago then how the hell did Mayans depict dino images in their carvings and paintings ?..."The aliens told them, Janith!
See? simple!
James Morcan wrote: "Janith wrote: "If all dinos died out 65 million years ago then how the hell did Mayans depict dino images in their carvings and paintings ?..."The aliens told them, Janith!
See? simple!"
Ya, I can't think of any other explanation :D . But what about the footprints ?
Janith wrote: "Ya, I can't think of any other explanation :D ... "
Has anyone ever theorized that dinos were alien life forms not native to this planet?
I mean, we're told they were like animals, but how do we know they weren't super intelligent? More intelligent than humans...
As you say, all we really have is a bunch of bones.
Janith wrote: "But what about the footprints ? "..."
You had to complicate things!
I thought we had this whole thing simplified i.e. blame it on the aliens.
But no, now you had to throw a spanner in the works regarding these bloody footprints!
Well, could it be that these footprints indicate man has been on this Earth far longer than scientists currently estimate? Could it be some kind of humans were on the planet 65+ million years ago?
James Morcan wrote: "Janith wrote: "But what about the footprints ? "..."
You had to complicate things!
I thought we had this whole thing simplified i.e. blame it on the aliens.
But no, now you had to throw a spanner..."
Haha , I like complicating things :D . Your theory could be right. But I like to believe some dinos survived the extinction event. Coelacanth is a good example. He's 400 million years old . What if ancient Mexico was like Arthur Conan Doyle's "Lost World" . Then there could be more lost worlds out there. Now I like to see James Morcan organizing an expedition in Australia to find these lost dinos !! (like Professor Challenger)lol
Did anybody say "Expedition" ??. Reserve 3 tickets for me, Pateye and Mikey !!
Harry wrote: "Maybe when Adam had the laborious task of naming everything... gee, that must have taken ages... he couldn't think of what to name a dinosaur, hence it remained unnamed, which explains why there is..."Ha. Ha. Ha. Very. Funny.
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Hahaha, no, I'd much rather stay in "the room" than walk away. "The Room" is so much more entertaining than the bland dino-less parking lot outside.