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What really happened to the dinosaurs? And how come the Bible doesn't mention dinosaurs? (A satirical discussion thread from deep inside the Underground mental asylum - DISCLAIMER: consult with your shrink before reading and post at your own risk!)
Or maybe they were props in an old movie...
Ta Sayori.Whilst I'm at it... can we know for sure that pterodactyls couldn't breathe fire? i.e- aside from a name, it's the only thing stopping this dinosaur being a dragon.
Ah, you can't have conspiracy theories without a bit of paranoia floating around. ;)
It was meant with sheer black humour and nothing more PatEye as I felt things have been going a bit overboard lately. So, yep, let's reel it back to dinosaur movie gurus with wide vision.
I wanna here more about Dinosaurs !! Hell Ya !
James Morcan wrote: "The other night I was watching in the cinema the Jurassic World trailer (with my 3D glasses on) while waiting for Mad Max: Fury Road to begin. And I thought of the group as Steven Spielberg's dinos..."Oh dear, why the heck would you resurrect the thread, James!!! *facepalm* Haha, I'm waaaaay behind, you guys.
PatEye wrote: "With the caveat that I know that this possibility will be strongly contested by some Christians; those who believe that the Bible records all of history and never mentions the dinosaurs; try this...."
PatEye, was that serious? Merely curious.
Harry wrote: "Me?! I think you'll find James Morcan and some 6,000 year old Earth theorists started it!"*awkward laugh*... heh heh heh.
Lance Morcan wrote: "Laureen wrote: "P.S. which leads to the question; did all of Noah's creatures have a high intellect and ethics and knew about God? What stopped the beats of pray from eating other creatures on th..."Hahaha, very funny. That movie sucked, like, really sucked. Super off on everything.
Now that's the PatEye I know. Very funny with a wild imagination. I still think you would make a great cartoonist, PatEye. I'd love to see the Dino with a mustache.
Can I add a top hat, cane, monocle and cigar to the aforementioned moustachioed dino?
Harry wrote: "Can I add a top hat, cane, monocle and cigar to the aforementioned moustachioed dino?"You sure can Harry. I used to be able to draw, a little, but not any more PatEye. However, Harry, someone mentioned you can draw very well. I am laughing already at the result in my mind.
I recommend the movie "The Dinosaur Project". Heavily underrated but I thought it was impressive. And it provides a different opinion on what might have happened to the dinos.
Janith wrote: "I recommend the movie "The Dinosaur Project". Heavily underrated but I thought it was impressive. And it provides a different opinion on what might have happened to the dinos."Thanks Janith, I may just check that out, time permitting. ALL of my downtime gets taken up with Underground Knowledge and Good Reads with a very little bit left over for reading. Don't usually get to movies.
However, much as I love this comedy thread, I would really love to know if there is any factual proof of what happened to the dinosaurs.
PatEye wrote: "Harry wrote: "Can I add a top hat, cane, monocle and cigar to the aforementioned moustachioed dino?"Great idea as long as you specify that this is not a representation of Muhammed (PBUH) or we al..."
Rather than Mohammed, I was thinking Dino-ysus (the resurrecting dinosaur god man).
Laureen wrote: "Harry wrote: "Can I add a top hat, cane, monocle and cigar to the aforementioned moustachioed dino?"You sure can Harry. I used to be able to draw, a little, but not any more PatEye. However, Ha..."
When I was, like, seven, I won a competition by drawing a dragon with glasses, moustache and pipe.
When I was like 7, I used to watch Power Rangers - Dino Charge !! .Time for a re-watch
PatEye wrote: "Lance wrote; Would be good to know how many others are typing your posts for you? I mean is "PatEye" a committee or a single individual or what?? Lance, buddy. I felt too much under the gun ye..."
Your wife must be having a hard time if PET EYE is a committee ;) . So I hope you're a one person for her sake hahahaaaaa(sorry I have very wild imaginations hahaha.. )
PatEye wrote: "Matt wrote: "PatEye wrote: "Lance wrote; Would be good to know how many others are typing your posts for you? I mean is "PatEye" a committee or a single individual or what?? Lance, buddy. I fe..."
Good to see you're mentioning you have a wife now, at least you're trying to prove something here hahah . Improvement ... Pals ;) !!
Say, if you're a committee, please be good enough to give me a membership hahaa
sayori wrote: "Matt, if u used to see power rangers at the age of 7, then u must be pretty young."It was an attempted joke Sayouri , when I was 7 I used to watch much more bizarre things ;)
sayori wrote: "I also used to see power rangers dino thunder at the age of 7."Thats the spirit !! hahaaha
Now you've both confused me. Power Rangers started in the early nineties.
Harry wrote: "Now you've both confused me. Power Rangers started in the early nineties."Jeez, I'm writing about effing Power Rangers now!
Harry wrote: "Now you've both confused me. Power Rangers started in the early nineties."But dino thunder was released recently
I can't believe I've now just had to Google Power Rangers as well. Sorry, I misunderstood that Dino Thunder Charge, or whatever the hell it is, is a later thing! But yeah, Power Rangers are way old!
Thundercats was also great. Thundercats HO!!!!!
But my all time favorite is X Men (1992). Better than all the god damned movies came out ..
I wanna see a Woolly Mammoth resurrected. They are cute and hairy
PatEye wrote: "Far fucking out. God, please bless the beautiful and wonderful youth, especially in their so saddened dreams, they sometimes too quickly deny; likely a moronic value judgment made in the presence o..."Very poetical PatEye. I think I get what you are saying there but I never could understand most poetry.
PatEye wrote: "Off topic, undoubtedly. ..."No doubt whatsoever!
PatEye wrote: "Far fucking out. God, please bless the beautiful and wonderful youth, especially in their so saddened dreams, they sometimes too quickly deny; likely a moronic value judgment made in the presence o..."I find that, as you know, sometimes your posts hit the nail on the head as squarely as does Mr. McHammer the master hammerer of Hammertown, whilst at other times I find them hard to decipher. :)
Your latest sits somewhere in the middle, in that I think I understand much, but it's so hard to tell when fantasies and realities blur in subjectivity.
(My attempt at a suitable response.)
Harry wrote: "I find that, as you know, sometimes your posts hit the nail on the head as squarely as does Mr. McHammer the master hammerer of Hammertown, whilst at other times I find them hard to decipher. :)..."
What's wrong Harry? You mean to say you cannot work out how Mr PatEye's abstract stream of consciousness posts about unrequited love or other personal fantasies relate to this dino thread or anything else discussed in this group?
Come to think of it, I cannot see any connection either!
Well, we've gotta have a love story and cloudy edged fantasy sections in our dino movie we're making, ain't we?
Dear Lance, Harry & James,
Ditto for me regarding all of PaT Eye's ramblings!
As you know guys I don't have much time to post in this group, at least not regularly, but I like reading all the posts each night when I get home late from work.
However, since this Pat Eye guy joined I find he's overloading this system with his BS.
So in short, PaT Eye: shut the hell up!!!
Ditto for me regarding all of PaT Eye's ramblings!
As you know guys I don't have much time to post in this group, at least not regularly, but I like reading all the posts each night when I get home late from work.
However, since this Pat Eye guy joined I find he's overloading this system with his BS.
So in short, PaT Eye: shut the hell up!!!
Harry wrote: "Well, we've gotta have a love story and cloudy edged fantasy sections in our dino movie we're making, ain't we?"Yeah true, but at this rate there will be no room for the dinosaurs to get some screen time ;)
Harry wrote: "I find that, as you know, sometimes your posts hit the nail on the head as squarely as does Mr. McHammer the master hammerer of Hammertown, whilst at other times I find them hard to decipher. :)..."Well maybe there's a silver lining to all this, Harry, in that you've just discovered your next book to write:
THE PATEYE CODE: A Manual to Decipher PatEye's Posts
At this rate it could prove to be a very popular book with Goodreads members ;)
James Morcan wrote: "Harry wrote: "Well, we've gotta have a love story and cloudy edged fantasy sections in our dino movie we're making, ain't we?"Yeah true, but at this rate there will be no room for the dinosaurs t..."
Movie title suggestion: Romeo and Julie-T-Rex?
Can you guys just imagine if all of the people who have contributed to this post were all in an actual room sitting together? I mean, for Pete's sake that would be outrageous. I'm pretty sure half of us would be yelling half of the time. Pateye would be holding some poetry book and spewing out some recent dino poetry. I'm sure Harry would be the amused jokester by all of this. James and Lance would be trying to calm us down a bit but still going wild with the dino jokes and sarcasm. Sayori and me being most likely the youngest in the group and trying to inch our way into the real conversation and then you've got Jamith with his real dino facts (that I truly enjoy reading). And then the other folks fitting in here and there at random intervals. Just like one big dino family.And then in the end we'd all end up watching Power Rangers. :)
Fay wrote: "Can you guys just imagine if all of the people who have contributed to this post were all in an actual room sitting together? I mean, for Pete's sake that would be outrageous. I'm pretty sure half ..."Ha! Quite brilliant and succinctly put and accurate Fay. (I'd also be the one hanging out the window for a ciggie).
But... may be we all ARE in one room... :)
Perhaps we can all try putting our noggins together over how to deal with the more serious issues being discussed elsewhere in the group.... What am I thinking? Not a chance when there are dino jokes to be had.
Harry wrote: "Fay wrote: "Can you guys just imagine if all of the people who have contributed to this post were all in an actual room sitting together? I mean, for Pete's sake that would be outrageous. I'm prett..."Yes Harry, now back to that movie. As I said I loved your male Dino character, mustache, top hat et al but now I am hankering after a description of Dino lady.
Fay wrote: "Can you guys just imagine if all of the people who have contributed to this post were all in an actual room sitting together? I mean, for Pete's sake that would be outrageous. I'm pretty sure half ..."Ha, very evocative imagery there. I got as far as Sayori an you "inching your way" and my mind jumped ahead to "out the door" but I much preferred that you stayed to hear the drama.
Harry wrote: "Fay wrote: "Can you guys just imagine if all of the people who have contributed to this post were all in an actual room sitting together? I mean, for Pete's sake that would be outrageous. I'm prett..."Huh, maybe we really ARE in a room together, Harry. Maybe if this was The Twilight Zone.
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Oh good.
That explains how the Earth is only 10,000 years old.
I should've listened to the fundamentalists all along!
Case solved.
Shall I shut down this thread now?