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What really happened to the dinosaurs? And how come the Bible doesn't mention dinosaurs? (A satirical discussion thread from deep inside the Underground mental asylum - DISCLAIMER: consult with your shrink before reading and post at your own risk!)
Janith wrote: "Harry wrote: "Janith wrote: "Harry wrote: "Laureen wrote: "So, new question. There are a lot of spurious explanations about land Dinos BUT what happened to the sea Dino's? None of the explanation..."If these ocean dinos appeared in Jurassic Park 4 as you said, then they must be dinos. Everything in Jurassic Park is always true!!
James Morcan wrote: "Janith wrote: "Harry wrote: "Janith wrote: "Harry wrote: "Laureen wrote: "So, new question. There are a lot of spurious explanations about land Dinos BUT what happened to the sea Dino's? None of ..."Good news for Chris Pratt ! :D
Janith wrote: "Harry wrote: "Janith wrote: "Harry wrote: "Laureen wrote: "So, new question. There are a lot of spurious explanations about land Dinos BUT what happened to the sea Dino's? None of the explanation..."Thanks Janith. It's one of those things where I grew up learning: dinos don't swim. Glad to know I'm wrong!
Janith wrote: "Harry wrote: "Laureen wrote: "So, new question. There are a lot of spurious explanations about land Dinos BUT what happened to the sea Dino's? None of the explanations for land Dino's relate to s..."I was hoping you would come to my rescue Janith.
Harry wrote: "Janith wrote: "Harry wrote: "Janith wrote: "Harry wrote: "Laureen wrote: "So, new question. There are a lot of spurious explanations about land Dinos BUT what happened to the sea Dino's? None of ..."Or I could be wrong Harry. But according to some recent researches on Paleontology, it was found that some minor predatory land dinos fled to oceans to avoid competition from large predators and evolved into apex predators. And they remained reptiles 100%. This documentary gives valuable insights regarding this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhY_S...
And their evolution didn't stop from there. These guys even moved to soft waters suggesting that their final destination could have been land again. But they all got extinct before completing the circle. What was the game evolution playing there ?. Were they about to return back to land to claim dominance ?. Scientists wonder.
But coming back to your comment , I really dont know if these sea monsters are been addressed by something other than the term dinosaurs. So please dont take my answer as the final answer. I wish I had a friend who's into paleontology so I could ask this from him personally.
So lets ask this from our friends here. Based on this new evidence, were guys like Plesiosaur, Mosasaurs and Pliosaurus actual dinos ? if not what were they ?. I hope someone will enlighten us.
PatEye wrote: "Laureen wrote: "Janith wrote: "Harry wrote: "Laureen wrote: "So, new question. There are a lot of spurious explanations about land Dinos BUT what happened to the sea Dino's? None of the explanati..."Hey , who are you calling a she ? . If I remind you of your grand ma, then I must say she's really ugly (kidding :D ) , Maybe I should take you as an example and go without a profile pic so people won't get confused hahaa
Patye is a girl name in Australia. I hope mr PatEye wont get mad at me ;). *Peace**
Laureen wrote: "Janith wrote: "Harry wrote: "Laureen wrote: "So, new question. There are a lot of spurious explanations about land Dinos BUT what happened to the sea Dino's? None of the explanations for land Din..."Im with you Laureen :D
PatEye wrote: "James Morcan wrote: "PatEye wrote: "I guess that considering the details of subsequent recorded history, he-she didn't find one."@Message 662. One would assume that...unless there's a conspiracy reality about ..."
That post surely warrants a donation, even if just to fix the runny nose. Tea Tree Oil infused in boiling water helps with blocked sinuses. However, it's good you still have a sense of humour. Very funny PatEye.
Janith wrote: "9 out of 15 of the largest predators ever lived in earth were sea creatures. And there were only 4 genuine land dwellers. You can see who dominated the earth back then. And its evident who's the ki..."I thought t rex was the heavyweight champ
Matt wrote: "Janith wrote: "9 out of 15 of the largest predators ever lived in earth were sea creatures. And there were only 4 genuine land dwellers. You can see who dominated the earth back then. And its evide..."No Matt. T-Rex is overrated. There were bigger and better players
PatEye wrote: "Janith wrote: "PatEye wrote: "Laureen wrote: "Janith wrote: "Harry wrote: "Laureen wrote: "So, new question. There are a lot of spurious explanations about land Dinos BUT what happened to the sea ..."Same goes when I talk about someone's grand ma. That means I really like your grand ma lol :D
Janith wrote: "PatEye wrote: "Janith wrote: "PatEye wrote: "Laureen wrote: "Janith wrote: "Harry wrote: "Laureen wrote: "So, new question. There are a lot of spurious explanations about land Dinos BUT what happe..."Hey , I like grandmas too. Shall we duel over PatEye's grand ma ? what say you comrade ?
PatEye wrote: "Matt wrote: "Patye is a girl name in Australia. I hope mr PatEye wont get mad at me ;). *Peace**"How can you be so sure that I am not a "girl?" I'd just like to point out that since the age of fe..."
Since you insist, I'll gladly take you for a girl. Honestly I didn't have much doubt about it ;)
Matt wrote: "Janith wrote: "PatEye wrote: "Janith wrote: "PatEye wrote: "Laureen wrote: "Janith wrote: "Harry wrote: "Laureen wrote: "So, new question. There are a lot of spurious explanations about land Dinos..."Grandma wars !! , that's something new :D
I'm sure PatEye will chose me as the favorite to win. I'm sorry but you look more like an actor than a fighter Janith hahaha
Matt wrote: "I'm sure PatEye will chose me as the favorite to win. I'm sorry but you look more like an actor than a fighter Janith hahaha"She's all yours mate!! I lost both courage and appetite lol :D
Ya that's right run while you can ... PetEye, your grandma is mine !! hahaaha
PatEye wrote: "Matt wrote: "PatEye wrote: "Matt wrote: "Patye is a girl name in Australia. I hope mr PatEye wont get mad at me ;). *Peace**"How can you be so sure that I am not a "girl?" I'd just like to point ..."
Oh.. somebody has lost his temper lol. Is that even a comeback PetEye ?. Ok then if you think you're a guy then I'll take your word for it hahaha
I got a better Idea!. since we can't jump in to assumptions by looking at his / her name or the profile, lets open a new thread for this !!. "Is PatEye a girl or a boy ?"
Matt wrote: "I got a better Idea!. since we can't jump in to assumptions by looking at his / her name or the profile, lets open a new thread for this !!. "Is PatEye a girl or a boy ?""Oh don't be a troll Matt, leave the poor guy alone :D
Janith, we are just about to solve a great universal mystery here. This could be bigger than Dinosaurs. So shut up ! lol
Matt wrote: "Janith, we are just about to solve a great universal mystery here. This could be bigger than Dinosaurs. So shut up ! lol"Ok , Im out of here. You have your fun :D
PatEye wrote: "Matt wrote: "PatEye wrote: "Matt wrote: "PatEye wrote: "Matt wrote: "Patye is a girl name in Australia. I hope mr PatEye wont get mad at me ;). *Peace**"How can you be so sure that I am not a "gi..."
*Yawn.. So Boring PetEye
PatEye wrote: "Matt wrote: "Janith, we are just about to solve a great universal mystery here. This could be bigger than Dinosaurs. So shut up ! lol"The mystery man came in the room and said; "I'm out of sight...."
Hahhaa is that a joke ?, Why don't you join a circus or something PetEye . Oh that explains how you got your name "PET EYE" lol
PatEye wrote: "The mystery man came in the room and said; "I'm out of sight...."Gotta love a bit o' Zappa.
New Question - Does anybody know why PetEye's so reluctant to reveal his gender ? lol
PatEye wrote: "Matt wrote: "PatEye wrote: "Matt wrote: "Janith, we are just about to solve a great universal mystery here. This could be bigger than Dinosaurs. So shut up ! lol"The mystery man came in the room ..."
You're jokes are getting worse and worse Pet. What are you hiding mate ?. Don't worry, I wont tell anybody, just open up ;)
Or at least tell us about dinos if you can manage anything besides your boring jokes
PatEye wrote: "Matt wrote: "New Question - Does anybody know why PetEye's so reluctant to reveal his gender ? lol"I'll show you mine if you show me yours. .............. On second thought ..............."
I bet you dont have anything to show hahaha
PatEye wrote: "Matt wrote: "PatEye wrote: "Matt wrote: "PatEye wrote: "Matt wrote: "Janith, we are just about to solve a great universal mystery here. This could be bigger than Dinosaurs. So shut up ! lol"The m..."
If there's any cap on earth which fits you, it must be extra small lol
PatEye wrote: "Matt wrote: "PatEye wrote: "Matt wrote: "PatEye wrote: "Matt wrote: "PatEye wrote: "Matt wrote: "Janith, we are just about to solve a great universal mystery here. This could be bigger than Dinosau..."Ya go back to your circus. Learn some new jokes and come back coz you're boring as shit PET EYE lol
PatEye wrote: "Matt wrote: "PatEye wrote: "Matt wrote: "PatEye wrote: "Matt wrote: "PatEye wrote: "Matt wrote: "PatEye wrote: "Matt wrote: "Janith, we are just about to solve a great universal mystery here. This ..."The way you come back I can see how butt hurt you are.. hahaha. Do you bleed PET EYE ? lol
Hey, did anyone mention the ancient alien theory on the extinction of dinos ? . That aliens wiped them out for mammals to claim dominance over earth. Sounds crazy ha ?
At last something interesting to read. Got sick and tired with these lame 'PAT EYE' jokes lol. I enjoy reading your comments Janith. You often come up with some wired shit which I've never even heard of !. But good stuff nevertheless..
Janith wrote: "Hey, did anyone mention the ancient alien theory on the extinction of dinos ? . That aliens wiped them out for mammals to claim dominance over earth. Sounds crazy ha ?"How did the aliens wipe out the Dinos? I still think it was something to do with the changing of the "ages". Like maybe the Ice Age.
PatEye wrote: "Sorry. Without access to Micky I get very trite and archaic. But, she is supposed to be here soon!!!!!!..."Pat Eye, I noticed you've mentioned Micky in numerous posts...And that she's writing your posts or some of your posts?
Who is this Micky?
I believe we have a Micky in this group. Is it that person or someone else?
Would be good to know how many others are typing your posts for you? I mean is "PatEye" a committee or a single individual or what??
Janith wrote: "Hey, did anyone mention the ancient alien theory on the extinction of dinos ? . That aliens wiped them out for mammals to claim dominance over earth. Sounds crazy ha ?"Yeah, that's the galactic hunters theory.
It was already mentioned earlier.
Laureen wrote: "Janith wrote: "Hey, did anyone mention the ancient alien theory on the extinction of dinos ? . That aliens wiped them out for mammals to claim dominance over earth. Sounds crazy ha ?"How did the ..."
Ancient astronaut theorists are fairly certain that aliens killed off the dinosaurs, possibly by sending the asteroid that caused the Cretaceous-Tertiary (K-T) boundary event. Its way off I know
And some theorists suggest, aliens are the dinosaurs. They say the "Reptilians" genetically created them as pets and brought to earth. Some real wild theories out there. But they are quite amusing and in the words of James, should not be instantly dismissed (I borrowed your saying James, hope you won't mind :D)
That's fine Janith - I'm just glad I at least wrote one thing in this thread that made sense!
Lance, I think Miicky is Pat Eye's imaginary boyfriend ;). Its perfectly normal.
James Morcan wrote: "That's fine Janith - I'm just glad I at least wrote one thing in this thread that made sense!"Wise words my friend ! Nothing could be dismissed unless we can prove it otherwise with rock solid evidence. Well said.
Matt wrote: "Lance, I think Miicky is Pat Eye's imaginary boyfriend ;). Its perfectly normal."Matt, please stop being such a tease. PatEye is what he is - pure male. I can vouch for him although I have never met him. It wouldn't matter to me if he was not, because he is an adorable friend.
P.S. My apologies PatEye. I know you are more than capable of defending yourself. I just don't like my friends being put-upon.
Laureen wrote: "Matt wrote: "Lance, I think Miicky is Pat Eye's imaginary boyfriend ;). Its perfectly normal."Matt, please stop being such a tease. PatEye is what he is - pure male. I can vouch for him althoug..."
One mystery solved thanks to Laureen!! ;). We're cool man take it easy. But what I don't get is why would anyone bombard stupid jokes on a thread like this , if he / she can't contribute or has no idea about the subject, then that person can always sod off (maybe to a youtube channel where one can find lot of such amusing discussions) because there are lot of interesting opinions been shared here. At least one should not reply to a good comment and ruin it for the sake of professionalism. Or how about for the respect of other people's opinions ?... Because new people might get discouraged to share their opinions if they think someone is taking them for a joke. But if you are bored you can always come and play with me PAT EYE. I'm an exception, or remember, there's always Youtube lol
sayori wrote: "what u all r talking about?"This thread started out as a joke and then took on a life of it's own...So it's little wonder you cannot make head or tail of the posts, Sayori.
Anyway, I have renamed it (a satirical thread) in the subject line so hopefully nobody in future takes anything in this discussion too seriously.
Then I don't think we have any problem here hahaha
A new dino theory hot off the press:The mostly forgotten ancient civilisations that once lived upon this Earth were great artists- so much so that they were able to gather together thousands of bones from various deceased animals and then meticulously carve and place these bones to form magnificent bone sculptures of made up creatures which today we call dinosaurs.
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Oh that's alright Harry :) they seem bit out but surely they were reptiles. Most of them like the one I mentioned before evolved from land dinos. Their legs became paddles and got bigger in size but apart from that, nothing really changed. These guys had to come to the surface level to breath just like our crocodiles.