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What really happened to the dinosaurs? And how come the Bible doesn't mention dinosaurs? (A satirical discussion thread from deep inside the Underground mental asylum - DISCLAIMER: consult with your shrink before reading and post at your own risk!)
Harry wrote: "Krishna, perhaps you didn't mean to- but that really made me laugh. Cain and Abel were Adam and Eve's kids. Cain killed Abel."
So that's where the wars started? So much for the "brotherhood of mankind".
Harry wrote: "Ah, okay... I turn my back for a couple of days and I can't keep up with the plot! ..."Plot? What plot?
I was actually serious before about this world being hell. What if others are afraid of going to some Biblical-style hell, not realizing this whole world is hell? Like a matrix-hell...
If any of that is true, then what is Heaven? Outside of the matrix? Or is heaven more of a state of mind?
K.P. wrote: "i think there were some dinos that existed at the time of humans (how else dragon legends came to be?) and they died due to climate change and the few surviving ones were whacked by some very brave..."my thoughts exactly, K.P.!
Great minds? Or insane minds?
@james - madness and genius share a very thin thread i'm told ;) i normally dont discuss my 2c on these things, but since i see a lot of like-minded ponderers here, i thought wth not? at least we can be civil...
K.P. wrote: "@james - madness and genius share a very thin thread i'm told ;) i normally dont discuss my 2c on these things, but since i see a lot of like-minded ponderers here, i thought wth not? at least we..."
I think you should add your 2c more often, K.P. - there were still a lot of great books written up until the year 1999 so no doubt you have a lot to share ;)
A harsh judgement Ed. What is wrong with waffle waitresses. If you mean they give out a lot of waffle, then I am a waffle waitress. I think I am OK, but I may be biased. Ha.
Maybe this question is too vast.Maybe it needs to be narrowed down to multiple choice.
So let's try this again...
What Really Happened to the Dinosaurs?
A. Noah started eating the dino eggs on the Ark (and the other dinos died in the flood).
B. The meteor theory.
C. Flat Earth (the Earth used to be flat and they all walked off the edge).
D. A Jonestown of the dinos occurred where they all committed suicide.
E. Something (anything) Else?
I vote E.However, C cannot be discounted!
James Morcan wrote: "Maybe this question is too vast.Maybe it needs to be narrowed down to multiple choice.
So let's try this again...
What Really Happened to the Dinosaurs?
A. Noah started eating the dino eggs on th..."
I vote A. :D
EdWrite wrote: "James Morcan wrote: "I vote E.However, C cannot be discounted!"
That would well fit the plethora of anti-intellectual devotes of Occam's Razor. Though I find him an exceedingly tragic figure, no ..."
Dammit Ed W. you've taken the words right outta my mouth. There's really not much I can add to that.
I am having trouble deciding but it is not B. Dinosaurs were all over the world. It stands to reason that a meteor the size of which could kill all the Dinos would have taken out the Earth as well. Do you think?
Oh, you are probably right Ed. I think it's time I tried some of that kool aid!
Ed, do you feel the dinos had a heavy heart when/if they called it a day and followed whoever the Jim Jones of the dino kingdom was?
Krishna wrote: "I vote for E. but the flat earth theory is really cool!!!"In this asylum (I mean group) the Flat Earth theory is gaining traction amongst members!! I'm sure this will please the scientists who still remain in this asylum...
bwhahahaha ed. you're a hilarious kook.
EdWrite wrote: "Laureen wrote: "Oh, you are probably right Ed. I think it's time I tried some of that kool aid!"That's not funny, Laureen. UK would be dead without you."
Ok Ed, instead of the kool aid, I'll try jumping into the ocean and see if it takes me over the edge. Oh, I just remembered, I am one of those rare Aussies who can't swim! Never mind, according to some of our voters here, I will be going over the edge anyway. See you in the next life Ed.
BTW, that is an unfortunate title to this discussion group Underground Knowledge - UK. United Kingdom - UK. What were a Lance and James thinking. I hope I don't get confused when abbreviating that long title!
In 65 million years, Krishna, that's long enough for dino bones to disintegrate in space. Hell, maybe there are dino remains on the Moon!So please admit my flat earth theory holds the most scientific evidence.
Here's a stand up comedy skit on exactly what we've been talking about: what happened to the dinos and how did Adam & Eve survive with dinos on the rampage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNc5o...If you want a laugh, I recommend.
Re your post 600. OK, For the sake of any other suggestion, I have confidence you know what you're talking about James. Perhaps you should report this to the scientific fraternity. You could be breaking new ground here.
Breaking new ground as in going underground?And for some reason, the scientific fraternity just will not listen...However, I take comfort from the fact that all revolutionary scientific ideas were ignored at first...
James, Ha! There's hope for us all then.
James Morcan wrote: "Here's a stand up comedy skit on exactly what we've been talking about: what happened to the dinos and how did Adam & Eve survive with dinos on the rampage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNc5ox9S..."James, that was hilarious. It definitely belongs on UK. I am so glad I took the time to listen to it. Is that book real or made up for the comedy show? I loved the one where the Knight in Shining Armour was slaying the dinosaur.
It was a real book, Laureen.
EdWrite wrote: "James; the last three Youtube recommendations I have seen of yours are all not available in the US; no joke. The CIA is on your butt mate. No doubt now they are trying to figure out why they acted ..."Well if the CIA are now after me, they probably are at least monitoring everyone in this group...So therefore, we should all give a shout out to the CIA lurkers in this group (I will go first): "Hi spooks! As you can see we are discussing some really dangerous ideas here...like, um, er, dino conspiracies...So I hope this helps with the reports you're writing at Langley HQ."
EdWrite wrote: "John's help is humbly sought. .................. I really didn't mean all that sarcastic shit. .................. Well, some of it. ............. From one would be Princetonian to another; please write another elucidating peer review. ..."
Careful what you wish for, Ed.
The other night I was watching in the cinema the Jurassic World trailer (with my 3D glasses on) while waiting for Mad Max: Fury Road to begin. And I thought of the group as Steven Spielberg's dinos jumped out of the screen at me and I screamed for help. And as T-Rex's head almost bit my head off, I had this brilliant (or insane) epiphany: It's time to resurrect this dino thread!
Yes this discussion thread has been almost as extinct as the dinos lately, but it still has potential I think...
C'mon people, between our brilliant minds we really can figure out once and for all what happened to the dinosaurs (or if not then I'm sure we'll infuse a few more B-grade jokes into the discussion and take some additional pot shots at each other in the process).
So I ask again in all seriousness (although I am still wearing my 3D glasses as I write this): WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE DINOS???? HOW COULD THEY JUST DISAPPEAR FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH???
Krishna wrote: "James!!!!! everyone have already answered this!!!!! "Yes, but let's not let this fact interfere with the insanity of this thread, Krishna.
I mean, how can any correct answer be understood when you're living in the looney bin of the underground asylum?
Has anyone considered the dinosaurs are still alive? Like, they mighta gone underground? :)
Yes, they did go under ground and turned into bones!
Me?! I think you'll find James Morcan and some 6,000 year old Earth theorists started it!
PatEye 586. I love the picture of Noah searching for a bottom big enough to incubate the Dino eggs. You crack me up! No pun intended.
PatEye wrote: "With the caveat that I know that this possibility will be strongly contested by some Christians; those who believe that the Bible records all of history and never mentions the dinosaurs; try this...."
Maybe those monkeys with red bums evolved the way they did because they were the dino egg incubators?
Well, red baboon bums is an interesting thought but I think the larger animals were not getting enough grass or food fuel so they ate the Dino eggs. An elephant might have stood on one and once it cracked, the other animals realized what a great source of food they were.
P.S. which leads to the question; did all of Noah's creatures have a high intellect and ethics and knew about God? What stopped the beats of pray from eating other creatures on the Arc. It must have taken a lot of disciplinefor a lion not to eat a nice juicy deer standing nearby, seemingly for the taking.
Laureen wrote: "P.S. which leads to the question; did all of Noah's creatures have a high intellect and ethics and knew about God? What stopped the beats of pray from eating other creatures on the Arc. It must ..."Well, if the NOAH movie starring Big Russ (that's MISTER Crowe to you) is accurate, Noah (aka my mate Russ) wandered around the ark's interior 24/7 waving incense around and that kept the animals (and viewer enjoyment unfortunately) subdued.
Oh, I see Lance - I see incense Karma (sorry I meant calmer). But that opens more questions. How did Noah feed all those animals with a diet that suited? There must have been thousands of animals not to mention birds that like seeds as well as fruit. Now, having fed the beasts & birds, they would all need to go to the bathroom. I get that Noah and his wife could hang over the side of the arc but think of all that effluent from the animals! No wonder big Russ was waving incense around! After a week, there would be enough poo to sink the Arc wouldn't you think? Not to mention having to step carefully I cased you drowned in it.
PatEye wrote: "Laureen wrote: "P.S. which leads to the question; did all of Noah's creatures have a high intellect and ethics and knew about God? What stopped the beats of pray from eating other creatures on th..."I can't wait for your insight Pateye. Your take is sure to have great words of wisdom. One must deliberate carefully before replying to this subject of all subjests.
Cor! I can smell the stench from here.
Harry wrote: "Cor! I can smell the stench from here."Definitely not pleasant and mixing it with incense probably made it worse,
HaHa. Maybe, my dreams are more like nightmares - I'll probably dream about drowning in poo.
Robert wrote: "Everyone knows Spielberg killed all the dinosaurs. Here he is with one of his victims."
Ha.
Spielberg is resurrecting the dinos next month on the big screen though, ain't he?
What happened to the dinosaurs? This Discovery Channel documentary may provide the answer: https://www.goodreads.com/videos/8454...
Problem is if a definitive answer regarding the dinos' demise is discovered, then it would end this seemingly infinite thread that was designed to last for eternity ;)
Love this thread! It is good to have something to put a smile on your face after a stressful day - I.e. apart from a nice glass of red.
P.S. We should rename this thread and call it "Discussions to Destress".
Laureen wrote: "P.S. We should rename this thread and call it "Discussions to Destress"."I dunno Laureen...When I start picturing those dinos (especially in 3D) chasing after me, it puts my blood pressure up...
Oh, we can't have that James! Maybe you could picture them as little plastic replicas instead. And get rid of those hideous 3D glasses.
Laureen wrote: "Oh, we can't have that James! Maybe you could picture them as little plastic replicas instead. And get rid of those hideous 3D glasses."3D glasses are hideous, I agree.
But when Spielberg's dinos jump outta the screen at you it's all worth it!!!!
p.s. Whoever said this thread was dead was wrong!
Fanbloodytastic! (no, not swearing, just an Australianism).
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Cain and Abel were Adam and Eve's kids. Cain killed Abel."
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Ah, okay... I turn my back for a couple of days and I can't keep up with the plot!