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General - Charrie Chat

Sicarius: *sighs and removes shirt, then flexes muscles*
Me: *-* *stares and drools*
![lil' Lily [ filled with DETERMINATION ] (runelily)](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1452196293p1/39792905.jpg)
Aaarav: She does? O.O Crap what's she planning?
Me: TWO WORDS VINI UEHARA

Sicarius: *silently puts shirt on again and leaves chat*
Me: awww....don't go, you're sexy!
![lil' Lily [ filled with DETERMINATION ] (runelily)](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1452196293p1/39792905.jpg)
Calypso: Y-yeah! I'm aloud to curse! *still sulking in the corner cuz she's just cranky now*
Cole: Well in that case, I can't upset such a fair lady, so I'll keep my own health in mind as well.
Me: I love how Cole can hear all my planning for him, and yet he willingly chooses not to oppose me. He's such a good boy, and that's why HE gets to have a simple cute romance collab, and AARAV has all my evil plans >.>

Me: mmm... *-*
![lil' Lily [ filled with DETERMINATION ] (runelily)](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1452196293p1/39792905.jpg)
Cole: *a little surpised* *and I feel like I should add he's just a little adorably shocked and like his eyes widened just a tiny bit and like I luv him* W-well, I do like tea... But there's no need for a lady such as yourself to get anything for me!
Me: Yeah, thats why we have May do all the random chores around here!
Cole: Not... Exactly what I was going to say. I mean, I can get my own tea, and I'd hate to bother you!
Calypso: Eh. Feelin out of it. Bleeeeeh. *flops over on the ground*

Me: *is enjoying Sicarius shirtless* OH! RO BTW SO CALY IS GONNA GET TEDDY A NEWFOUNDLAND RIGHT?! WHAT IF SHE GETS A FEMALE ONE THAT HAS HAD LIKE A LITTER OF PUPPIES BEFORE SO SHE IS ALL MOTHERLY FOR TEDDY AND WILL BE GOOD AT TAKING CARE OF HIM AND KNOWING SHE NEEDS TO LOOK OUT FOR HIM CAUSE IN HER EYES HES HER NEW PUPPY?!?!?!?
![lil' Lily [ filled with DETERMINATION ] (runelily)](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1452196293p1/39792905.jpg)
Me: YUP YUP THAT WORKS KIKS AND LIKE OMGSH ITS GONNA BE SO ADORABLE JUST LIKE GAH <3


Me: XD He listens cause he can't kill me and I have some serious dirt on him hehe
![lil' Lily [ filled with DETERMINATION ] (runelily)](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1452196293p1/39792905.jpg)


Me: SHUT UP.
Ara: kill a few other guards while I'm there.
Me: *sigh of relief*"
Sicarius: so long as its not me i do not care who you kill. not that you'd really be able to kill me anyway

Me: probably Sicarius tbh, he's a fully trained assassin who's been trained since he could hold a blade on how to kill, fight, protect himself and so on. He can't even be caught unawares because you can't sneak up on him.

Sicarius: right....in either case, I sincerely doubt you would be able to, in fact, do so much as land a single scratch on me. Better men and woman then you have tried and failed.

Me: Honestly the only way Sica will-
Sicarius: Do not call me that
Me: right....the only way Sicarius will die is if he kills himself tbh. Like if he seriously no longer has any purpose in life he'll kill himself or something idk

Me: Ah....well if she wants to die, Sicarius is the one that can do that for her *shrugs*

![lil' Lily [ filled with DETERMINATION ] (runelily)](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1452196293p1/39792905.jpg)
May: *poofs in front of me out of nowhere* Yes miss Ronia?
Me: I've officially locked all my other charries in my nap closet for a while so you can interact with people. LIKE MAKE FRIENDS SERIOUSLY THE MAID SLEEPOVER IS THE PERFCT OPPORTUNITY TO MEET LIKE ANYONE IN THE PALACE
May: Indeed, there will be plenty... Unexpected guests. *dying on the inside at the mention of her soon-to-be-wrecked plan* But I have no interest in meeting people.
Me: NU YOU WILL MEET PEOPLE IN HERE AND YOU WILL ENTERTAIN ME!!! *shoves May into the middle of a random spotlight* SOMEONE LOVE MY POOR LONELY BABY!!
May: I'm hardly lonely--
Me: SOMEONE LOVE HER!!!

Me: nah, its okay I only have history left for you anyways ^-^
Kiya: ^-^ Miss May, will it be alright if I attend the sleepover?
![lil' Lily [ filled with DETERMINATION ] (runelily)](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1452196293p1/39792905.jpg)
May: Princess Kiya. *curtsies* Of course you may miss. It would be far beyond my realm of jurisdiction to refuse you.
Me: Omgsh Mayyyyy stop being so formal and land a guy for once like you're creation sisters >.>

Me: haha probably not XD it sounds like her sleepover is gonna be crazy and should totally spill out into the hallway with pillow forts and stuff!
![lil' Lily [ filled with DETERMINATION ] (runelily)](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1452196293p1/39792905.jpg)
Me: Yeah, I don't even think everyone could fit into May's bedroom XD Hehe, and someone might even grab pillows from nearby maids' rooms for pillow forts and such XD AND OMGSH MAY BE MORE INTERESTIIIIINNNNNG OMGSH ALL YOU DO IS SERVE TEA AND SHIT AND YOU'RE PLENTY PRETTY ENOUGH TO LURE IN A GUY YOU'RE JUST TOO DAMN SERIOUS AND JUST UUUUUUUUUUUUGH >.>
May: I apologize.
Me: NO YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO APOLOGIZE BE MORE INTERESTING OMG KIKS HELP ME IDK I NEED HER TO FALL HEAD OVER HEELS FOR SOMEONE
May: That would be unlikely... >.>

Kiya: Ah, that is good to know. I should make an effort to explore all area's of the castle more thoroughly though...
![lil' Lily [ filled with DETERMINATION ] (runelily)](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1452196293p1/39792905.jpg)
May: *flipping through clipboard* Hmm... I see you don't have a personal maid yet. It really should have caught the attention of our head maid a while ago but... Ahem. Well anyway, I shall look into that. I'm personally lady Fern's personal maid, but another maid with a good reputation could always be promoted to your personal maid.
Me: LIKE LILY!!!
May: Hmm... Well, Lily isn't much older than Kiya herself, but she is a relatively good worker... I'll look into it.
Me: OOH OOH SHOULD I BRING OUT LILY FROM THE NAP CLOSET???

Kiya: Ah well....I am only 9 after all, I suppose my having a maid is not as important as getting maids for the other royals who are much older.
Me: XD well I'm not sure. May, what do you look for in a guy?
![lil' Lily [ filled with DETERMINATION ] (runelily)](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1452196293p1/39792905.jpg)
May: I am also present.
Me: And all my other charries are currently in the nap closet while I try to find a romantic partner for May >.> Or rather failing miserablly at it

August: Love brings nothing but sadness and misery
Me: *hits August with a newspaper* bad August love is not always sad I just decided to torture you for my own amusement
August: Owwwww
![lil' Lily [ filled with DETERMINATION ] (runelily)](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1452196293p1/39792905.jpg)
Lily: Oooh, okay! ^.^ *runs over to Kiya* Hiyyaaaa!! I'm Lily! And mommy says I could be your personal maid?? So HAI!! Nice to meet you! ^-^
May: I don't. But I suppose I like people more when they're organized, and not loud.
Me: HEY DON'T FORGET If someone is too quiet she'd never even bother forming a relationship with them >.>
May: This is a waste of time >.>
![lil' Lily [ filled with DETERMINATION ] (runelily)](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1452196293p1/39792905.jpg)
Me: Heyyyyy... WAIT A SECOND OMG WHAT WAS THAT AN INSULT WTF MAY

Me: Hmmm.....someone not too quiet but someone not loud and organized....I wonder if I have anyone for that....hmmm...
Kiya: *head turns back and forth* Oh...that is a new voice....who is that?
Me: Its your new maid Lily AND SHE WILL BE PERF FOR YOU
![lil' Lily [ filled with DETERMINATION ] (runelily)](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1452196293p1/39792905.jpg)
Me: Hush hush my little dandere, we all know you wonder what it would be like having a romantic partner ^-^
May: ...You have no proof of that.
Lily: Yup yup!! I think Imma be your new personal maid! SO HAI!! I hope I get to know you and we can be friends!! *holding Kiya's hands*

Kiya: Oh, that's nice ^-^ Does this mean I can count on you to escort me to the sleepover today?

![lil' Lily [ filled with DETERMINATION ] (runelily)](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1452196293p1/39792905.jpg)
May: *sighs* *has given up on me cuz I'm a hopeless case when it comes to romance*
Lily: Mmmhmm! ^-^ Oh! And on the way can we maybe bring along Carter? Because I'm positive he'd also have fun! ^.^
Me: Just so you know Carter is the king's illegitimate son ^-^

Mari: I don't wanna threaten anyone right now! My arms hurt
Me: To bad do it
Mari Ugh fine *grabs sword walks over to Lily* Take really good care of her or I'll take care of you *walks back over me* is that better
Me: Yes much you can back and play now

Kiya: ^-^ Hello there Mari. Its good to hear that you're looking out for me. *turns in Lily's direction* We can bring Carter if you'd like. It would be nice to see my half brother again.
![lil' Lily [ filled with DETERMINATION ] (runelily)](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1452196293p1/39792905.jpg)
May: Very well. *poofs out of room* *poofs back in in bikini*
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Cole: *chuckles* Very well then ^-^ And you don't have to worry miss, for if I died then I wouldn't be able to further help you ;)
Calypso: I WAS FUCKING WORRIED OMG *sulking in the corner*
Aarav: Umm... T-thank you too Az! You're super amazing ^.^