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General - Charrie Chat
Milomir: *doesn't jump a food in the air b/c he can't see her behind his hands* is he still stripping?Matthias: *in the process of taking off his pants*
Devrim: *laughing because he is so much hotter than Mathias* Me: *facepalm again*
Dillon: *shakes head in shock* I do not know. Forgive me, Monsieur. I am a terrible failure. *voice comes from the clever behind him*
Matthias: oh please, you wish you could be hotter than me. I can tempt anyone I want into my bed ;)Me: >.> its true....he's yet to not score with his prey.....
Milomir: *jumps and yelps in fright at sudden voice behind him* O~O when you get there?!
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Me: I don't mind it.
Dillon: *whimpers at the loud yell and covers head* I'm sorry, Monsieur. Please don't hit me!Me: He would seduce a guy?
Devrim: He won't get me, hahaHA!
Matthias: *currently standing in his underwear with arms crossed over muscular chest, looking like thor* I can get anyone that I choose to target ;) I'm very.............persuasiveMe:
Milomir: O~O why would I be doing the hitting of you?
Me: Everyone, you know what to do!Asterix: *puts on black sunnies like a badass pro FBI agent*
Kyle: *puts on black sunnies like a badass pro FBI agent*
Devrim: *puts on black sunnies like a badass pro FBI agent*
Kris: *puts on black sunnies like a badass pro FBI agent*
Cassia: *puts on black sunnies like a badass pro FBI agent*
Dillon: Because I was a bad girl and I scared you and I am zo zorry.
Me: *doesn't need glasses cause I'm already awesome*
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Ambrosia: Seduce? Ew, no.
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Me: WHY DO THESE THINGS NEVER HAPPEN WHILE I'M HERE?! *pouts*
Me: *hides eyes to avoid influence and pushes Matthias out of chat* go strip in your own group, MatthiasMilomir: *shakes head* if scare me, you give brownies, not hits. I have been on the hitted end, I not hit in return.
Dillon: *kind of confused because of the language* I would not hit you.
Milomir: Which to me is confusing....many have hit in the past....among....other things....*hugs self* I expect you to be same, but are not.
Dillon: Hitting hurts. I don't like it. *rubs cheek as she thinks about her grandmother slapping her* I prefer ze brownies and treats to hitting.
Milomir: *nods* I prefer brownies also. Not want to be hit again....
Dillon: Will you share brownies wiz us? *looks a little hopeful but feels bad for asking and hides again*
Milomir: *makes the cutest puppy dog face in the universe at Azalea* may I has brownie?
Milomir: XD thank you much very! *takes brownies to Dillon and offers one while shoving the other in his mouth like a chipmunk with his cheeks puffed up*
Dillon: *smiles thankfully* Zank you, mademoiselle.
Dillon: It means... *thinks of word* ma'dam. It is polite.
Milomir: *is busy stuffing face with brownies*Me: You're gonna choke....
Me: Let's see which character should I bring......All: Not Me!
Dillon: Careful you do not choke, monsieur! *looks worried and offers him her brownie* You want mine too?
Milomir: O~O *reaches out to politely take Dillon's brownie....then unceremoniously cramps it into his mouth*Me: >.> You really are gonna choke. Just because they starved you in there doesn't mean you need to cram food in your mouth til you-
Milomir: *chokes @o@
Me: *sighs* I got this, I'm trained in this *goes to perform Heimlich maneuver*
Me: I know August!!August: *Has brownie in his mouth* Why me? And why the heck do I have a brownie in mouth
Me: Cause I believe you're the only one who has any type of Collab with Kikki or Sav
August: *Still has a brownie in his mouth* Ok... But what the brownie?
Me: You were supposed to save that for River! *Whacks August on the head*
August: Owww how was I supposed to know
Me: *poofs another brownie into Augusts hands* Never mind that go find and share that brownie with your brother
August: Ooooook
Me: *Looks at clipboard* Next!
Dillon: *giggles at him scoffing it* *jumps into action when he starts choking* *performs Heimlich maneuver* Do not die. I will feel so bad if you do.Me: You feel bad all the time.
Dillon: *whimpers sadly*
River: *is dancing around randomly after his creator pumped him full of sugar for no reason* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMilomir: *coughs up brownies into hands* *lifts hands towards mouth-*
Me: *immediately slaps it out of hands and into trash* BAD MILOMIR YOU DO NOT EAT CHOKED UP FOOD! *hands him fresh brownies and pats head, then pushes towards Dillon*
Milomir: O~O
Me: Now go be nice to your little brother August: I am nice to him! He sleeps in my bed sometimes doesn't he?
Me: Oh just go *Sees River* Never mind about the brownie *Takes the brownie away*
Dillon: *tumbles over with Milomir because he was pushed at her and into her* M-My bad, monsieur. I should move. *can't move because he is squishing her.Me: HAHAHA!
River: *starts spinning around as fast as he can to see how long it takes to make him fall over* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~Me: hehe, he's so cute hyper <3
Milomir: *jumps and backs away from Dillon* I am the apology! *holds out brownies with frightened look on face* >~<
Dillon: Why are you so scared? I vill not bite you. *takes a brownie but leaves the rest for him*
August: *Glares at Kikki* What did you give him?! You don't have to sleep with him I do!Me: *Grabs popcorn*
Me: I'm slowly stealing Milomir away. >:)
Me: Not like thaaat they're brothers.... They share a room.... The little brother is hyper..... Does anyone see where I'm going with this......
Me: XD all the candy he could ask for. Don't worry, he'll crash before you gotta go to bed hahaRiver: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Milomir: *eyes her nervously* too many hurt me, can't know what trust....*starts cramming a brownie into his mouth
August: *Eyes Kikki distrustfully* And you're sure about this fact right? He won't try to pretend my beds a trampoline in the middle of the night will he??Me: (I could totally see River doing that)
August: Not Helpful
Me: XD haha nah, not this time anyways. I didn't give him caffeine, just sugar, so he'll definitely crash ^-^River: *slightly sleepier* WHEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....
August: *Sarcastically* Oh just sugar Huh?Me: Be nice!
Me: ^-^ yup! If you're gonna start with the sarcasm and attitude I can easily go pump him full of caffeine and have him jumping on the bed all night though.
August: Nipe nope nope don't do that! Anything but that! *Remembers last time River had caffeine*
Milomir: Q~Q I am of the terror to speak of it, please not make me *looks ready to curl up into frightened ball again*Me: XD hehe River is uncontrollable and just a crazy ball of energy on caffeine, definitely don't wanna deal with that, ey?
River: *is starting to get drowsy as sugar high wears off, flops on ground* Aug......ust....
Dillon: *shushes and holds hands up in surrender* You do not have to tell moi.
Milomir: *shoves brownie into mouth* o-okay...
Me: They will be so difficult together, I can see it now.Dillon: What do you want to do today?
August: *sighs picks up August lays him down in room*Me: We have to do this with him in actual rp!!
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Me: Forgive him; he's special