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General - Charrie Chat

Alex: Dear God not this again....
Me: *Snaps fingers* Be quiet where was I... Oh yeah! One jump ahead of the lawman that's all and that's no joke. These guys don't appreciate I'm broke..

Me: OO
Avalynn: What?
Me Nothing let's continue
August: I can take a hint got to face the facts
Alex: You're my only friend Abu!
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Calypso: I'd blame parents except he hasn't got em',
Mira: gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, tell you all about it when I've got the time!

Alex: One skip ahead of my doom
Nina: Next time going to use a non de plume
Lionel: One jump ahead of the hit man
Avalynn: One hit ahead of the flock
Me: I think I'll take a stroll around the block
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Calypso: Vandal!
Blaz: Outrage!
Cole: Scandal!
Mira: Let's not be too hasty,
Amira: Still I think he's rather tasty
Mira: Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, otherwise, we'd get along!
Aarav: Wrong!
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Alex: Vandal
Avalynn: One hop ahead of the hump
Jennette: Street Rat
Nina: One trick ahead of disaster
Lionel:Scoundrel
Me: They're quick but I'm much faster
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Mira: here goes, better throw my hand in
Wish me happy landin'
All I gotta do is jump!

Me: New song!!!!
All charries: No!
Alex: Well Ali baba had them fourth theives
August: Schezernade had a thousand tales
Mari: But master you're in luck cause up you're sleeves
Syd: You got a brand of magic that never fails
Lionel: You've got some power in your corner now
Nina: Some ammunition in your camp
Avalynn: You got some punch pizazz yahoo and how
Jeannette: See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
Me: And I'll say!

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Me: *drunken off key singing in the background*
Ahjiimei: Only people who don't embrace themselves would try to keep others from being their true selves.
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Milomir: *munches brownies on the roof, ignorant of his fate* wait wut?
Me: I SAID YOU WERE IGNORANT OF YOUR FATE DO NOT QUESTION THIS!!!
Milomir: O-O I am afraid now
Kyrer: *slips up and gropes Keiran from behind* >:)
Keiran: *jumps and flushes* U////U K-kyrer!

Me: pft XD you look like a chipmunk Milomir
Keiran: *tries to pry Kyrer off and fails* U////U wh-where are you- D-don't touch there!!
Kyrer: >:) oh really? And why do you not want me to?
Me: >.> guys, this is wildly inappropriate

Me: ugh *moves from prying twins apart to give Milomir heimlich maneuver*
Kyrer: >:) hehe
Keiran: O-O GET YOUR HAND OUTTA MAH PANTS!! U/////U

Kyrer: *does something*
Keiran: *stiffens* O-O please don't

Me: >.> *chooses not to interfere*
Milomir: *shrugs and returns to rooftop and obliviousness to his kidnapping*...... O-O WAIT WUT?!
ME: I SAID OBLIVIOUS!!!
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Lily: YAAAAY PARTYYYY! *starts getting out punch*
Amira: HUH WHA PARTY WHERE? OH HERE!! *rips off maid uniform with party dress underneath*
Aarav: P-partying? No thanks...
Cole: A party? Very well, if miss creator insists...
Me: MORE ENTHUSIASM!!!
Calypso: Hell no! I don't have time for this!!
Sakiya: Oh! Is this how the people of Illea have a celebration? *excited*
Mira: SISTER COME WE MUST TWIN DANCE!!!

Me: hey! You aren't over here! shoo!
Teddy: T^T *pouts and starts to slink away, sniffling*
Me: >~< crap.....nevermind, you can stay
Teddy: YAY!!!! *flies back to chat and tackles Lily* HAI!!!! *wags tail*
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Felicity: Crap. Oh god, what is this insane place?
Me: GUESS WHAT IN THIS GROUP MILOMIR IS A THIEF LIKE YOU!
Felicity: WHAT THE HELL THIEVES?!?!?! *shrinks*

Me: cause he's cuddly like a teddy bear XD that's actually part of why I thought of it as a potential name for him haha. He's not supposed to be here though, but if I make him leave he'll cry and I'll break inside...
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Felicity: *poofs out of charrie chat*
Lily: HAI MY NAMES LILY!!! YOUR A DOG! *pets him excitedly*

Teddy: XD YES I AM AND OMG YOU ARE PETTING ME!!!! *is in bliss*
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Me: OH WELL IN THAT CASE I MUST BRING OUT MY FRANCISCO LACHOWSKI FAMILIAR
Caspian: Hm? Where am I now?

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Aarav: OMG AZ SAVE ME MY CREATOR IS INSANE!!!!
Calypso: Will, what's the best way to get information out of someone? *glares at me*
Me: SO WHAT I HAVE PLANS ITS NOT LIKE YOUR GONNA DIE

Me: Oh, did I mention that he wasn't even fed dog food or anything by his previous masters? He had to eat garbage sooooo....he doesn't know food basically
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Aarav: Tonight. Oh god, tonight... *grabs Az's shoulders* TONIGHT SHE'S GONNA MAKE ME HAVE A FRI- AHEM, a breakdown. And my period will start. And I'll have to explain my period to Oliver. And my arm will be broken.
Calypso: I TRIED! AT LEAST AARAV KNOWS THE EXTENT OF HER TORTURE, BUT SHE REFUSES TO TELL ME MINE!!!

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Calypso: *pacing* Should I murder her in her sleep? No, then I'd stop existing... Kidnap her and stash her in the shame closet?
Lily: NO IT'S ALREADY TOO CRAMPED I THERE!!! )':
Calypso: FINE!!! Ummmm, hmm, punch her face? Hmm, that might actually work...
Me: WILL IF YOUR NOT CHATTING WITH CALYPSO I'M KICKING HER OUT OF CHARRIE CHAT

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Mira: Do I have to? *sighs* Very well. *clears throat* One jump, ahead of the breadline, one swing, ahead of the sword, I steal, only what I can't afford!