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[Savannah]

Me: Yay! Fiend, bring out the guard. >:)

Cassia: Shut up, woman! *clamps hand over Savannah's mouth*

[sucre'd fiend]

Me: YAS HE'S AVAILABLE

Vana: please don't try to pimp me off to people.

Ambrosia: This is why I only need my hand.

Ry: You disgust me.

[E L L E]

Trinity: *toys with blade in the corner* ...so what happens if a character dies in here?

Damon: They die in real life I hope... *eyes pretty much everyone in the room bar a select few*

[Savannah]

Me: *shoves Cassia over to guard* say hello, sweety! Don't forget to brush your teeth. *acts like it's a sleep over*

Kris: Euck, lovey dovey stuff. Anyone have a gun?

Cassia: Hi?

[Savannah]

Kris: Mind if I use it? *walks over and takes gun anyway* Now, where is Savannah...? *looks through scope and aims*

[ʀᴇᴅ, lover of everyone]

Vince: I'd be terrified if I knew I wasn't valuable..

Me: Lucky you. all the other charries are scared senseless.

Vince: *shrugs* then they should join the rebels.

[E L L E]

Damon: Here we go again with the double standard sweetie *glares at fire*

Me: Don't be sarky, she's on your side

Damon: *gets hit in the head by banana* IF I FIND OUT WHO THREW THIS I AM GONNA SHOVE IT SO FAR-

Me: *yoink* you won't be doing anything of the sort.

[E L L E]

Damon: They're not slaves if they actually want to have sex with you *throws dictionary at Fire* look it up

[sucre'd fiend]

Kye: Damon, I'm sure they'll die miserable deaths, whoever threw that at you.

Me: Uhm...

Vana: Hello?

Ambrosia: This is wondrous.

Josiah: No, it's not.

[E L L E]

Damon: And I'm not sure you even have to have a pulse to qualify with Fury, at least mine are breathing o.O

Me: Oooh snap, he went there

Trinity: *lazily sharpens knives* and the conversation always somehow turns to sex...

[E L L E]

True Fact #1 Damon's personal library consists of one dictionary, a copy of the karma sutra, sex position of the day and the first book in the fifty shades series with highlighted sections and extra underlining.

[E L L E]

True Fact #2 True fact number one was largely a lie and Damon can't actually read

[E L L E]

True Fact #3 I'm fucking with you, none of these facts are true

[E L L E]

True Fact #4 Apart from true fact number 3 and now this one :)

[E L L E]

Me: hahahahahahaha *runs around in circles*

[E L L E]

Damon: See as her creation I'm kind of obligated to stop people killing her, if she dies then I can't do anything

[E L L E]

Me: That means Renley dies too

[E L L E]

Damon: And all the innocents O_O

[Leena]

me: I just laughed through all that catching up , Elle bravo :P and guys my laptop WiFi isn't workingg?? like what ? my phone will connect and so will other devices -_-

Fury: hmmmmmm depends on if their pulse just stopped or if it's been a while.... Damon does have a pretty awesome library

Wren: Sis what Is kama sutra???

[E L L E]

Shae: It's a type of food *doesn't even blink*

Damon: See Fury likes the library, it can't be that bad......*avoids discussing potential necrophilia*

Me: See my boy has limits *smug face*

Shae: I think you should probably reassess those limits

[Leena]

Me: xD

Fury: he has this one book that shows how a girl can bend backwards and then the guy jus-

Me: NO THERE ARE LITTLE EARS SHUT UP

Wren: oh. can I eat some??? and what's Fury mumbling about??

[E L L E]

Shae: NO! -umm no ahem, you won't like it...

Me: You're making a real mess of this sunshine

Shae: *hisses at Fury* Not another word, I mean it! *turns to Wren* Nothing Wrenbird, just stupid men stuff *glares at Fury

[sucre'd fiend]

( Perse Fact 1 ) She would get down and dirty in a necrophilic way if she thought it would be interesting. Which she does. And she'll probably do it with an audience if she thought it would scare the bejesus out of people.

[Savannah]

Cassia: Apparently we are supposed to be hooking up or something...

Me: Cassia, you are so damn stupid!

Kris: *aims and puts finger on trigger to shoot Savannah*

[E L L E]

Me: And there I have poor, sweet Adeline smiling and making small talk about the weather

[Leena]

me: omg Fury has someone to match him

Fury: Oh Fire get over it, Shae cover her ears if you don't like it ;) i cam talk about naked women all day in my be-

Me: I can end you little boy

wren: Wait naked women? what?

[E L L E]

Shae: Don't you dare winky face me- *gestures pointedly at Wren* as you can see I am not the one who needs to avoid hearing this stuff!

Me: Yep keep digging Shae bay, you'll be in China soon...

[sucre'd fiend]

Me: Oh mah lawd

Vana: Apparently, so. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be glad or mildly upset about this whole ordeal.

Persephone: What's this about dead people?

[Leena]

Fury: I like winking at women I'm about to beat the hell out of love *winks At Shae again*

Wren:I'm so confused

me: it's okay bb

Wren: it's really not but okay *walks over and slumps down near Damon*

[E L L E]

Shae: Really? You're actually- uh you're such a pig

Me: Did you develop a stutter? You haven't said a straight sentence in the last five minutes...

Shae: Nu-uh no..

Damon: *quirks a brow* Hey girl, you're kind of new around here right?

[sucre'd fiend]

Persephone: Really? With what design on the goblets? I hope they match the dinner ware.

Me: I see the start of beautiful things.

[Savannah]

Cassia: *smiles in a flirtatiously way but also a mocking way* What would be upsetting about dating me?"

Me: Is no one going to save me from Kris?!?!

Kris: *evil laugh* Apparently not! *shoots at Savannah*

[sucre'd fiend]

Kye: *standing by Damon like a guard dog*

[sucre'd fiend]

Vana: I don't think you're in my league.

Me: I will save you, Sav! *jumps in the way of Kris' shooting*

[Savannah]

Cassia: Are you saying I'm not good enough for you, or I'm too good for you? *considers borrowing Kris's gun*

Kris: Don't defend her! She is evil!

Me: *pokes out tongue* See, people do love me!

[Savannah]

Me: *looks at Fire* Excuse me? Oh, come here you little... *sweeps feet from beneath Fire to make her fall*

[Leena]

Fury: Perse and Ash, we need to have dinner one night

Wren: *Glances up at Damon* yeah, but that doesn't mean I'm not tough

Me: Here we go...

[E L L E]

Damon: *raises a brow* Well I never said you weren't did I? What's say you and-

Shae: *tackles Damon*

Me: Outta nowhere!!!

Shae: *punches Damon upside the head* Wren if you don't sit down and stop talking believe me I will give you something to complain about!!!

[Leena]

Wren: *Gapes* Shae what the? cute guy was just talking to me

[E L L E]

Damon: *throws Shae off*

Shae: *dusts self down* guy that is twice your age with a tear drop tattoo, seriously?? Are you trying to give me an aneurysm??

[Leena]

Wren: *stands up* Age is just a number , I heard you say that once! *Glares toward Shae*

[Savannah]

*Kris and Savannah share a look*

Me: I'll hold her down while you tie her up.

Kris: Deal.

Me: *holds Fire to chair*

Kris: *ties Fire up*

[E L L E]

Shae: Yeah and a jail cell is just a room, now go find someone your own age

[Leena]

Wren: *Sighs* I could hit on the guy talking about eating dead people ? *Looks at Ash*

[E L L E]

Shae: Can you not just behave for ten minutes? Please...you're doing this on purpose now

[Leena]

Wren: *Caves* okay I'm sorry *Walks over and hugs Shae*I do love you ya know, I just like to push your buttons

[E L L E]

Shae: *sigh of relief, huggles Wren* I love you too Wrenbird, and it's okay I know

[Savannah]

Kris: *pokes out tongue* You can't really get away from us, that's the point.

Me: *brushes off hands and stands in front of Fire* Were chains really necessary?

Kris: Are you questioning me? *narrows eyes dangerously*

Me: No! No, ma'am. *thinks - I'm scared of my own charrie ;-;*

[Leena]

me: Kris I'd be scared o.O

Wren: *snuggles* thanks for looking out and I'll apologize now for my attitude in the truck >.>

[lil' Lily [ filled with DETERMINATION ]]

Me: Baaack! I have a headache, so excuse my sparce posts!