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guys why did u all come online when i turned my phone of?? i was so bored in geo
maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "im here for a short two mins!"hi/bye maloosh !! how was the exammm"
i'm too lazy to say it all again js go read the last few msgs on the last page
maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "im in geography rn and i sit at the BACK back so i can go on my phone tee hee"omg maysa is such a backbencher rebel!!"
how did u discover my secret 😞"
detective skills not like u have them
almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "alhamdulillah it went amazingggg"omg yayyyy alhamdulilah!! good job on stuDYING so hard
maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "guys why did u all come online when i turned my phone of?? i was so bored in geo"we were like three minutes late?? have you got no patience to wait for us??
almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "im in geography rn and i sit at the BACK back so i can go on my phone tee hee"omg maysa is such a backbencher rebel!!"
how did u d..."
i hate it when i click on “u” instead of “i” like why are they so close tg?? but be mindful of ur mistakes millie
maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "alhamdulillah it went amazingggg"omg yayyyy alhamdulilah!! good job on stuDYING so hard"
thank you!! i still have to
also this girl came in late and sat next to me
maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "im in geography rn and i sit at the BACK back so i can go on my phone tee hee"omg maysa is such a backb..."
ugh that sucks for u but it never happens to me? oh i guess it's because i'm amazing at everything i do my keyboard loves me it'd never betray me like that!
maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "guys why did u all come online when i turned my phone of?? i was so bored in geo"we were like three minutes late?? have you got no patience to wait f..."
at least you're self aware!!
almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "im in geography rn and i sit at the BACK back so i can go on my phone tee hee"omg may..."
uhm wdym?? it literally just happened to u rn girl don’t deny ur mistakes ACCEPT THEM and LEARN FROM THEM
almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "also this girl came in late and sat next to me"so what"
she was talking to me so i couldn’t just ignore her el oh el
maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "im in geography rn and i sit at the BACK back so i can go o..."uhm i think ur feeling a tad bit defensive today!! can't accept that your detective skills are nonexistent can you? and anyway i'm on the computer and i type like a coder with like zero errors so no mistakes here!!
maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "also this girl came in late and sat next to me"so what"
she was talking to me so i couldn’t just ignore her el oh el"
i don't like talking to ppl i don't know
like there was this one day i was sitting in class and my benchmate was absent so i was sitting alone but i was fine with it since i was in a bad mood anyway and this girl comes up to me and says "can i sit here" keep in mind she already brought her bag and books and everything so HOW COULD I SAY NO HELP but the worst thing was that it was so awkward like pls she always says the most cringe things ever and the expressions + phrases she uses omg pls spare me some mercy
oh wow i could complain abt my school forever
almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "im in geography rn and i sit at the BACK ..."defensive? im just trying to give u self improvement tips pookie bear!! that doesn’t make sense bc coders are still human and humams make mistakes
almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "also this girl came in late and sat next to me"so what"
she was talking to me so i couldn’t just ignore her el oh el"
i don't lik..."
me too but it’s so hard when everyone wants to be my friend 😓
i get that im so cool and funny and amazing but i don’t have time for everyone you get me?
almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "like there was this one day i was sitting in class and my benchmate was absent so i was sitting alone but i was fine with it since i was in a bad mood anyway and this girl comes up to me and says "..."oh! i feel like that makes u guys kinda of similar tho so you’ll probably become besties!!!
maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "im in geograp..."yeah defensive!! have you ever heard of that word? i think not bcs your vocab is alr so poor aw. and pookie bear?? see this proves how you srsly have no english skills bcs who in their right mind uses pookie bear??
maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "also this girl came in late and sat next to me"so what"
she was talking to me so i couldn’t just ignor..."
like me core fr!! except the only difference is that ppl want to be friends with me but they feel bad for you since ur always alone and lonely so they want to get u out of that emo phase!!
maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "like there was this one day i was sitting in class and my benchmate was absent so i was sitting alone but i was fine with it since i was in a bad mood anyway and this gi..."maysa do you like mangoes
almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wro..."uhm no my vocab is actually so very incredibly advanced!! in fact it’s so advanced that im sure it would bee too difficult for u to comprehend so…
btw u clearly are very dumb since u don’t understand sarcasm!!
maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (h..."of course it's advanced if you've used the word 'advanced' within eight words of each other!! oh also it's "be" not "bee" my "advanced" gummy bear!!
omg right!! how am i js realizing that?? like it's so obvious that with this dumb brain i was able to write that bio you fell in love with and married!!
almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "also this girl came in late and sat next to me"so what"
she was talking to me so i c..."
it’s actually the opposite!! i know ur kind of slow sometimes so u get everything mixed up but it’s okay im not judgmental🥰
almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "like there was this one day i was sitting in class and my benchmate was absent so i was sitting alone but i was fine with it since i was in a bad mood ..."do i like mangoes?? DO I LIKE MANGOES?? mangoes are literally my favourite food ever omg!! when i think of maysa, i think of mangoes and when i think of mangoes i think of maysa. I AM A MANGO
maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "also this girl came in late and sat next to me"so what"
..."
ofc i'm the slow one it took you only four minutes and lots of consideration to figure out what to respond to my beautiful message!! and have you forgotten how i had to explain the plot and magic system of t7ys to you? oops looks like you have amnesia as well!
maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "like there was this one day i was sitting in class and my benchmate was absent so i was sitting alone but i was fine with i..."OMG NEW IDENTITY ATTENTION EVERYONE MAYSA IS A MANGO AND NO LONGER HUMAN anyways gimme ur address and i'll send you tons and tons of mangoes every week during mango season!!
maysa did you just...........................nvm
almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wro..."yeah well “advanced” is actually a very higher tier word but u wouldn’t get it ofc!! wow ur brain is slower than i thought!! obviously “bee” was an entirely intentional pun duhhh!!!!!!! catch 👏up 👏
also gummy bear?? i thought u had a bit more creativity in u but ig not
hey don’t talk about my wife that way!!!! u did not create her, she’s her own independent being and u can’t take credit for that
shania♡ wrote: "whats t7ys"the seven year slip
almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "OMG NEW IDENTITY ATTENTION EVERYONE MAYSA IS A MANGO AND NO LONGER HUMAN anyways gimme ur address and i'll send you tons and tons of mangoes every week during mango season!! alongside some murderers."umm alongside some murderers?? are you okay also send me some too😋
almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "shania♡ wrote: "whats t7ys"the seven year slip"
ohh well in maysa's defense, the magic system wasnt explaied properly so
almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "also this girl came in late and sat next ..."ofc you’d assume that i was sitting here for 4 minutes thinking how to respond and brainstorming. i actually have a life outside of goodreads but, again, i wouldn’t expect u to understand since u basically live here
obv i knew how the magic system worked i just needed smth to say since u made the convo so dry 🤦♀️
almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa did you just...........................nvm"what………. did i do?
maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (h..."right how would i get it?? advanced is a word i've used too much as an amateur and as you obviously don't know, i'm an expert now!! an intentional pun you say? then you DEFINITELY lack english skills bcs it makes so sense in that nonsensical sentence!!
eh physics does that to a person but it's not like u study so how would u know
i actually did??? i created her, raised her, and then provided her with all the facilities to become a good person!! i can't believe she chose to marry someone like u smh
this conversation is so weird bye guys keep arguing🥰
maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "also this gir..."oh right i definitely live here someone should make me a hut with wifi and sofas and beds and food i'll js rot here on goodreads and beg everyone to come!!
OF COURSE it was me who made the convo dry and get ready dumbo i'm about to use your own words bcs "i actually have a life outside of goodreads but" and a family and people who force me to do stuff but it's not like you'd know you don't do any chores anyway
shania♡ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "OMG NEW IDENTITY ATTENTION EVERYONE MAYSA IS A MANGO AND NO LONGER HUMAN anyways gimme ur address and i'll send you tons and tons of mangoes every week during mango seas..."i'm wonderful! sure send me your address sunny
almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "like there was this one day i was sitting in class and my benchmate was absent so i was sitting alone but..."girl where have u been?? i’ve been a mango since the beginning ugh i always knew u were a fake friend
okay so my address is 64 zoo lane, i’ll be expecting at least 32 mangoes a week and uhm i’ll just ignore that murderer comment 🎀
shania♡ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "shania♡ wrote: "whats t7ys"the seven year slip"
ohh well in maysa's defense, the magic system wasnt explaied properly so"
correction: the magic system wasn't explained at all. i was referring to her confusion of the fact that the time travel worked only in one apartment instead of the whole building
almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "shania♡ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "OMG NEW IDENTITY ATTENTION EVERYONE MAYSA IS A MANGO AND NO LONGER HUMAN anyways gimme ur address and i'll send you tons and tons of mangoes every week d..."46 donut lane and keep in mind that we are 6 ppl so i expect at least 50 mangoes a week🥰
shania♡ wrote: "this conversation is so weird bye guys keep arguing🥰"we're not weird our conversations are too advanced and complex for you guys to understand you actually need brainpower to understand them!!
almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "shania♡ wrote: "this conversation is so weird bye guys keep arguing🥰"we're not weird our conversations are too advanced and complex for you guys to understand you actually need brainpower to unde..."
woww almas you are so smart👏🏼👏🏼
maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "maysa ₊˚ෆ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "like there was this one day i was sitting in class and my benchmate was absen..."girl do you think i'm a mind reader and could read the mind of a fruit 2000 km away from me?? too delulu fr
definitely!! oooh 64 zoo lane DOES THAT MEAN YOU LIVE IN THE ZOO??? OMG I KNEW IT MAYSA IS HALF MONKEY HALF MANGO
shania♡ wrote: "this conversation is so weird bye guys keep arguing🥰"yeah so true
shania♡ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "shania♡ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "OMG NEW IDENTITY ATTENTION EVERYONE MAYSA IS A MANGO AND NO LONGER HUMAN anyways gimme ur address and i'll send you tons and ..."donut lane?? FUN i expect some donuts in return!! um six people? girl i provide mangoes to you and you only the others will have to provide their payment
girll way more that 2000 km
shania♡ wrote: "almas ৎ˚₊‧ (hiatus) wrote: "shania♡ wrote: "this conversation is so weird bye guys keep arguing🥰"we're not weird our conversations are too advanced and complex for you guys to understand you actu..."
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