Whackiest 1x1x1x1x1xt...of all.

[Steve]

Waiting for someone to play-you won't believe it!

[Steve]

Steve wrote: "Waiting for someone to play-you won't believe it!"
I guess 1X1 will have to really be ONE on ONE..me for now.Oh well
here goes:-

The pale opalescent purple craft landed softly in the clearing
of Sherwood Forest.The Batmobile screeched to a halt-the tyres
burning rubber.Robin shook Batman-wake up wake up..ya gotta
see this.Batman opened bleary eyes-wassup,are we there?Hey!
just a cotton pickin'minute!-this aint Gotham City..this is
Sherwood U.K.i know--my good friend Robin Hood lives here I
told you over and over Robin..don't buy batteries from that
damn second hand shop.Now the Sat Nav is knackered and we are
lost!The ramp of the Space craft came down with a crash!!!
Wassat said Batman.Robin said,great galloping grasshoppers
Batman-its a Flying Saucer.Resplendent in his Purple tuxedo
the ruler of Sno-jok-king walked down the ramp saying:-who art
thou varlets.Batman said to Robin..wassa varlet?Robin said I
dunno,aint he the guy that runs your bath and polishes your
shoes when you wake up in the morning?................anybody?
for Fantasy land-unlimited!

[Crimson]

Focusing his aim sno-jok-king Robin Hood shoot the arrow hitting him square in the chest. He fell instantly. Jumping down from a building to meet robin and Batman, he landed flat on his back. "I should really work on my landings"he said to himself then realizing there was a ladder to his right, he flailed his arms in frustration. "Hey Batman, hey Robin, I'm so glad you two showed up. Looking at the dead guy he pulled his arrow from his chest, "He is so cryptic, and he stole my girl, apparently she liked the way he talked" he said shaking his head in disgust.

[Steve]

Hey Batman..who's the gal in the red tights--what a dish!
No idea Robin..but that arrow nearly had my eye out!Miss...
whoever you are,have a care with your arrows.Brr brr brr shssh
a minute Robin,there's a call on the Batphone.Hello..Batman
dear friend,Sherlock here-i need a favour,Scotland Yard have
asked for my help tracking down the:-"Phantom Mooner"Queen
Victoria is not amused,and the P.M.is going Ape!Golly gee..
wow Batman!is that THE Sherlock Holmes?

[Crimson]

"You don't remember me, you helped me save my girl from the Goons back in Italy" Robin Hood said recalling the memory. "That bitch, should have left her with them" he mumbled under his breath. Looking to his left he saw the girl in the Red tights, "Fiona! Is that you" He said recalling her, and the face despise the blinding darkness. She was a meter away from him, but in a second she was a centimeter, and she gave him a hard slap across the face, "Did you just call me a Bitch" she screamed. "Bloody Hell, woman, what was that for?" He said. She ignored his comment "And for your information I would have been just fine without your help." She pointed pointed out. "Yea, like that's the truth" he said quietly. *Ring* *Ring* batman picked up the phone, when he hanged up, Robin Hood said "was that Sherlock Holmes, The Sherlock Holmes" he asked excitedly. "Can I come with you too, I haven't had any action in weeks?"

[Steve]

Holmes said-c'mon Watson..wake up man-the game's afoot,for
Gods sake..wake up will you i said-the games-afo..yeow!!!
Holmes..that's my bunion!ooh ooh ooh-that smarts.Have you got
your revolver? Yes Holmes..what will you be bringing?Well...I
thought my pipe and slippers might be a good idea-oh,and yes..
my magnifying glass.As you may recall,in the case of the Demon
Phantom Rocking Horse..it trampled my spectacles-damn it!-you
know i like to read the Paper on Sundays with my tea and toast

[Crimson]

A slim lady, with a dark completion walked through through their door. "Common S'yoni, you don't even knock" Holmes said. She Ignored him and turned to Watson, you said you could get him by my office at 9:00am" showing him her watch, "it is currently 11:41am, apparently you two are the best at finding people, and solving the most complicated investigations" she added. "There is a lot of money being paid to support your investigation, all I am concerned about is finding my queen, so do me a favor and get your heads out of ur ass and get to work" she said