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I asked ChatGpt to write a Stephen King breakfast commercial
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Added Pennywise:[Scene opens with Stephen King sitting at his writing desk, surrounded by piles of books and papers. He takes a sip of coffee and looks up at the camera. Suddenly, Pennywise the Clown appears behind him and starts to juggle some cereal bowls.]
Pennywise: Hiya, Georgie! You know what's scarier than me? Running out of cereal in the morning.
[Stephen King turns around, startled by Pennywise's sudden appearance]
Stephen King: Oh, Pennywise! What are you doing here?
Pennywise: Just getting ready for breakfast, Stephen. And I wanted to tell everyone about my favorite cereal: Pennywise's Puffs.
[The camera cuts to a shot of a box of Pennywise's Puffs cereal with a picture of Pennywise on it.]
Pennywise: These puffs are packed with flavor - and a little bit of terror. Each bite will make you feel like you're floating down here with me.
Stephen King: That sounds...delightful.
Pennywise: And you know what's the best part, Stephen? The milk turns blood red. It's so realistic!
Stephen King: (chuckles nervously) Well, that certainly sounds like an experience.
Pennywise: (grinning) You should try it sometime, Stephen. You might just get some inspiration for your next horror novel.
[The camera cuts back to Stephen King, who is looking a little uncomfortable]
Stephen King: Well, I can't say I'll be trying that anytime soon. But if you're a fan of horror and a good breakfast, give Pennywise's Puffs a try. Just be careful not to get too scared.
[The camera cuts to a shot of a person eating Pennywise's Puffs and looking scared]
Pennywise: (offscreen) You'll float too!
[The camera cuts back to Stephen King, who is looking even more uncomfortable]
Stephen King: (clears throat) And with that, we'll wrap up this commercial. Pennywise's Puffs - it's the cereal that will make you want to float down here with me.
[The camera cuts to a shot of the Pennywise's Puffs cereal box with the tagline "You'll float too...with every bite!"]
That first commercial is almost the same as the Red Razzberry Zingers commercial in Cujo.
Kandice wrote: "That first commercial is almost the same as the Red Razzberry Zingers commercial in Cujo."I don't remember that particular commercial, I will have to look it up. I remember how horrified everyone was about the food coloring debacle. I wonder where he got the inspiration for that.
It was for the Sharp Cereal account, and the way they had to spin the spokesperson, The Sharp Cereal Professor, was hilarious.
Here's my version - Extreme close up: Bowl of milk – spoon enters, stirs the milk which becomes a sickly blood red. Then the spoon rises out of the bloody milk with a heaping portion of little frosted, sugary, multicolored, dismembered body parts.
Still in close up: camera follows the spoon to a grinning mouth which opens takes in the cereal, chews, makes a terrible face, and spits the cereal back out.
Camera pulls back to a medium close up to reveal Stephen King still grimacing from the experience. He wipes his mouth on his sleeve, looks into the camera, and grins.
STEPHEN KING
I don’t always need to feel gruesome,
But when I do
I always start my day with a nice big bowl of Kellogg’s Crunchy Little Dismembered Body Parts.
(His grin turns evil)
THEY’RE HORRIFIC.
Camera pans to the left and zooms in on a black cereal box with the words KELLOGG’S CRUNCY LITTLE BODY PARTS emblazoned across the front… a bloody bowl of severed heads, arms, legs, torsos are highlighted in the center.
Amelia wrote: "Added Pennywise:[Scene opens with Stephen King sitting at his writing desk, surrounded by piles of books and papers. He takes a sip of coffee and looks up at the camera. Suddenly, Pennywise the C..."
This made my day, too funny
I think the scariest part about this whole thing is the ChatGPT bot though.
Stephanie wrote: "I think the scariest part about this whole thing is the ChatGPT bot though."Right? I am a software developer and I am really impressed by it. It is great for research, and I have even used it to help explain symbolism in poetry and books. It is scary though, I think it could potentially replace my job in another ten years.
Nick wrote: "Here's my version - Extreme close up: Bowl of milk – spoon enters, stirs the milk which becomes a sickly blood red. Then the spoon rises out of the bloody milk with a heaping portion of little fr..."
This is so funny, I love the gruesome imagery.
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Write a commercial for cereal with Stephen King as the main character.
The response:
[Scene opens with Stephen King sitting at his writing desk, surrounded by piles of books and papers. He takes a sip of coffee and looks up at the camera]
Stephen King: Hi there. You know me, Stephen King, master of horror and suspense. But you may not know that I'm also a big fan of breakfast cereal.
[Cut to a shot of a bowl of cereal on a table, with the cereal box next to it]
Stephen King: That's why I'm excited to tell you about my new favorite cereal. It's called "Horror Crunch" and it's perfect for anyone who loves a good scare and a tasty breakfast.
[Cut to a close-up shot of the "Horror Crunch" cereal box]
Stephen King: Each box of Horror Crunch is packed with crunchy little marshmallow ghosts, bats, and spiders, and the flakes are flavored with real cinnamon and vanilla. But don't let the delicious taste fool you - this cereal is spooky!
[Cut to a shot of a person eating the cereal and looking scared]
Stephen King: With every bite, you'll feel like you're exploring a haunted house or battling a monster. And if you're like me, you know that a good horror story is always best enjoyed with a bowl of cereal.
[Cut back to Stephen King at his writing desk]
Stephen King: So whether you're a horror fan or just someone who loves a good breakfast, give Horror Crunch a try. It's the cereal that will have you screaming for more.
[The camera zooms in on Stephen King's mischievous grin as eerie music plays]
Stephen King: And remember...sometimes the scariest things come in small packages.
[Cut to a shot of the "Horror Crunch" cereal box with the tagline "Horror never tasted so good!"]