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RA, did you ever see Oprah's interview of Cormac McCarthy? It's that kind of interview that makes everyone realize why McCarthy hates being interviewed, as he seemed so uncomfortable with Oprah's contrived questions.


1) Will you write a book for me that I can publish in my name and become famous?
2) Why not?
3) Okay then... can I borrow some money?
I'll have to think on more questions.
(Pardon this Sherrie chick, she's a little loopy today)
Sher, who are you posing these questions to?
If you like, I'd be more than happy to answer them...
If you like, I'd be more than happy to answer them...

I'll have to think about what my real questions are and to whom they are addressed.

Usually, if I like most of an authors books, I'd like more.
I would also like to suggest to some authors that they try something new. For example, I would really like Stephen King to try a straight mystery with no supernatural aspects. He builds suspense well, so I bet it would be good.

i think id rather have a conversation then just asking them questions..
i would probably just ask Uwe Siemon-Netto to write more and be more serious about a career as an author (he was a journalist for a long time) he is awesome in the way he presents himself and in the way he writes. The world needs more people like him..
i would ask Palahniuk if he plans to continue to get worse in his writing or if he will try to get better.. pygmy in my opinion was better then snuff but i feel he has been down trailing..
David wrote, "i would ask Palahniuk if he plans to continue to get worse in his writing or if he will try to get better.. pygmy in my opinion was better then snuff but i feel he has been down trailing..
Amen. Chuck's figured out that the more "shocking" his topics are, the less he has to worry about writing. Both Snuff and Pygmy were pure crap. What a shame.
Amen. Chuck's figured out that the more "shocking" his topics are, the less he has to worry about writing. Both Snuff and Pygmy were pure crap. What a shame.


I think I would enjoy asking Daniel Pinkwater these questions:
1. What event in your life most made you who you are?
2. Who are your favorite authors? Why?
3. What do you like to do when you're not working?
4. Where is your favorite place in the world? Why?
5. If you weren't a writer, what would you be?
I would ask Carl Hiaasen if we could have a beer together down in Florida sometime...., or if he's planning on writing another novel for adults. He has recently taken the young reader route, which is great, but I'd love to see a new Hiaasen book for us grown-ups.
I would ask Ken Bruen if I could have his baby--of course it would be a joke, but he's just that much of a badass I would actually ask him.
I would ask Ken Bruen if I could have his baby--of course it would be a joke, but he's just that much of a badass I would actually ask him.

I'd ask Anne Rice, "When did you go insane and become an overzealous religious nut!?" (No offense to any Christians here. I just hate her for bad-mouthing her previous works when she was doing interviews to promote her first Christ book.)



1. Any new ideas for a book?
2. Wanna collaborate with me?
3. Can I get 20%?
4. If it gets made into a movie, can I have creative rights? Just a little?
5. Can I cast the people in it?
6. Can I have your son's phone number?
XD

I'd rather just punch her and yell in her face, "VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!!"

I'd rather just punch her and yell in her face, "VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!!""
THAT would be awesome haha


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I'd have liked that ending. Maybe a Twilight Hater will pretend to love it, get the post of director, secretly shoot a different ending, and release that one out to the public. Then...to avoid getting murdered, go into hiding.

I don't know this author but I am going to read her just based on what you would do, Bun. (Oh, and the fact that she's speculative fiction/science fiction/fantasy/all the other sub-sub-genres.)
I thought Edward was a better character than Bella. At the very least, he had some substance, even if it was bad, rather than being a big female blob of nothing.


I don't have any specific questions, but I would absolutely adore sitting down with Ray Bradbury and just listen to him tell stories. Memories he's had, story ideas and where they came from, just poke around in his head for awhile. (As I've said before) I worship that man. :)

I was lucky enough to do just that at the San Diego Comic Con this summer. He went off on a tangent about the education system but he was very enjoyable to listen to. He brought with him a tape of an interview he did with Walter Kronkite (I think) the night of the moon landing. It was awesome to see that little slice of history.
He had his official biographer with him and they were talking about a memoir possible coming out next year.
I'm reading all Bradbury this month, by the way. Right now I'm half-way through "Something Wicked this Way Comes" then I'm going to do "The October Country" and "The Halloween Tree." See the pattern? :-)
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I would start with Cormac McCarthy...
1. From where did this innovative use of punctuation and sentence structure emerge?
2. What do you think of the film versions of your books?
3. Apparently you're very smart and into physics. I don't see the influence of physics in your book. Am I missing something or do the interests not overlap?
4. What it was like switching to the more modern setting of No Country for Old Men and then the futuristic setting of The Road?
5. You're notoriously reserved and publicity-shy. Do these questions bothers you?