Books that Need Spoofing on The Toast

[Michelle]

Some of my favorite Toast posts are the literature spoofs. "Everything Like White Elephants" makes me laugh embarrassingly hard every single time. And of course the Ayn Rand Harry Potter posts are classics. So I was wondering, what other books/short stories/authors do you think are in need of some spoofing? And, what are your favorite lit spoof posts from The Toast? And how does Mallory nail it perfectly, every single time? (OK, that last one may be unanswerable.)

[xenu01]

Has Dracula been spoofed yet? Although it's so hilarious on its own that it really can stand as its own satire of itself.

[Alicia]

Any 20th century Great American Novel contender, but then she kind of got them all with Male Novelist Jokes.