THE VENDING MACHINE IS OUT OF ORDER...

[Carly, Ultimate Snuggie Slayer]

orange blob of salt

*wait do i say something after that*

[Rebekah Faith]

monkey attacking a lawn mower with a banana

I INSERT A QUARTER AND OUT COMES A_________

[Casey]

something or other

I insert Billy Mays and out comes...

[[deleted user]]

a butt (idk lol)

insert Dixie, out comes...

[Casey]

WHAT?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?! *glares at Dixie*

something....

I insert Bilbo Baggins, out comes a..

[[deleted user]]

Hobbit

insert Sam's MP3, out comes...

[Casey]

writing


I insert Jenn and out comes a.

[RedPath]

out comes mac n' cheese

I insert a table....

[Athena, is emotionally scarred for life.]

AND OUT COMES A...nothing.

I INSERT A CF STALKER AND OUT POPS A...

[[deleted user]]

bottle of air

insert: buttocks
outcomes:

[Athena, is emotionally scarred for life.]

Barack O' Llama with the nobel peace prize!

I INSERT A BENDY STRAW AND OUT POPS A___.

[Athena, is emotionally scarred for life.]

BARNEY SINGING THE 'I LOVE YOU' SONG.

I INSERT A FLAMING JUMBO SHRIMPY AND OUT POPS A ______.

[Athena, is emotionally scarred for life.]

AND OUT POPS A SIGN SAYING, "TOO BIG."

I INSERT A BOWL OF CHOCOLATE MILK AND OUT POPS A ___.

[Athena, is emotionally scarred for life.]

AND OUT POPS A BANDAID.

I INSERT NOTHING AND OUT POPS ___.

[Athena, is emotionally scarred for life.]

BURP.

I INSERT A CHARLES THE BUTTERFLY AND OUT POPS ____.

[Rebekah Faith]

a hairball

I insert a banana and out comes a/an.....

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives]]

dog

i insert a genie out comes a

[RedPath]

Out come me going O_o

I insert a cookie and out comes a.....

[The names Su..(:]

Chevrolet.


I insert a window and out ccomes a...

[Summer, ... ISH... SUMMER! *clap*]

out comes a plate of hugus and gravy.

I insert a toupee and out comes a....

[The names Su..(:]

Huggies diaper.


I insert a telephone and out comes a...

[Summer, ... ISH... SUMMER! *clap*]

christmas cactus.

I insert a sledge hammer and out comes...

[The names Su..(:]

dudley dursley.


I insert a Spiderman costume and out comes a...

[Summer, ... ISH... SUMMER! *clap*]

a squid tentacle.

I insert a wanna be magician and out comes a....

[The names Su..(:]

kung fu panda.


I insert a ogre and out comes a...

[Summer, ... ISH... SUMMER! *clap*]

eddie murphy.

I insert a simba and out comes a...

[The names Su..(:]

espressive song about friendship.


I insert a birdhouse and out comes a...

[Summer, ... ISH... SUMMER! *clap*]

chicken nugget.

I insert an episode of I Love Lucy and out comes...

[The names Su..(:]

the TITANIC.


I insert a lamp and out comes a...

[Summer, ... ISH... SUMMER! *clap*]

an elephant who claims to see blinking lights.

I insert a swing set and out comes a....

[The names Su..(:]

a terrier dog.


I insert a cane and out comes a...

[Summer, ... ISH... SUMMER! *clap*]

screaming old man who looses his dentures whenever he opens his mouth.

I insert the dentures and out comes a...

[The names Su..(:]

a boy named braeden playing with a psp.


I insert an armchair and out comes a...

[Summer, ... ISH... SUMMER! *clap*]

bird's nest soup.

I insert my unfished homework and out comes....

[Lol...Naruto Rocks! (Katelyn, Haku.)]

A pig!

I insert a puppie and out comes...

[Summer, ... ISH... SUMMER! *clap*]

girrafe with the sniffles.

I insert coffee with out the cup and out comes...

[Lol...Naruto Rocks! (Katelyn, Haku.)]

poop
I insert a kitten and out comes...

[Summer, ... ISH... SUMMER! *clap*]

the old guys dentures!


i insert a cabbage and out comes...

[The names Su..(:]

LINT


i insert a lima bean and out comes a...

[Summer, ... ISH... SUMMER! *clap*]

a giant of coarse.

I insert a piece of candy i found at the bottom of my grandmothers sock drawer and out comes...

[Lol...Naruto Rocks! (Katelyn, Haku.)]

jelly bean
I insert a jellybean and out comes..

[Summer, ... ISH... SUMMER! *clap*]

out comes a hobo.

I insert a plaid t-shirt and out comes a..

[RedPath]

a strped t-shirt

I insert a marble

[Summer, ... ISH... SUMMER! *clap*]

and out comes a hula hoop.


I insert a glass eye ball and out comes a...

[RedPath]

Mad-Eye Moody!

insert a leech....

[Summer, ... ISH... SUMMER! *clap*]

and out comes a candy colored jacket.

I insert a Garfield and out comes...

[Athena, is emotionally scarred for life.]

RAZZBERRY.

I insert a bottle of chocolate milk and out pops a ___.

[RedPath]

slanket

insert a pineapple...

[RedPath]

a screaming fangirl

insert Max and out comes a

[RedPath]

dry-clean receit

insert a penguin....