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Corpes finished up with his brushing just as she sat up. He stared at her, blankly.
"I'm just curious...do you know the date of today?" Corpes paced around. "I don't know how many days we've been here any longer."

((i gotta make something happen))

“What’s going on? What happened?”
* he scanned the room, and his eyes fell on Biana. She was lying on the floor laughing. He burst out laughing, and sat down.*


“Umm. Want to tell me what happened?”
Book wrote: "Kiara shook her head. "I haven't seen a calendar since even before I came here.""
"Huh...strange." Corpes looks deep in thought. He grabs his quiver and straps it on. He then starts heading to the door. "I'll be back."
"Huh...strange." Corpes looks deep in thought. He grabs his quiver and straps it on. He then starts heading to the door. "I'll be back."

Book wrote: ""Where are you going? And why do you seem....off?" She hopped off the bed."
"Relax. I'm just gonna find a castle guard, that's all."
"Relax. I'm just gonna find a castle guard, that's all."

“Yeah..I know what you mean. Maybe we could do something, do you know how to use a Bow and Arrow?”
Book wrote: "Kiara raises her eyebrows. "Why? In the mood to fight someone?""
"I just want some answers." The map was in view, floating above the two. "The kitchen is nearby. I can find someone there."
"I just want some answers." The map was in view, floating above the two. "The kitchen is nearby. I can find someone there."
Book wrote: ""Are you sure you don't want me to go with you?""
"I rather you not get hurt, but--"
An arrow whistles through the air, hitting the wall, and barely missing Corpes.
"I rather you not get hurt, but--"
An arrow whistles through the air, hitting the wall, and barely missing Corpes.
"Get down, woman!" Corpes yelled and pulled her down with him. Another shot missed them. Corpes turned to the hallway and saw three knights with weapons.
"Do NOT miss again! Kill them for the princess!"
"Do NOT miss again! Kill them for the princess!"

Kiara pulled out two daggers. "What do we do?"
"Stay out of this! You can't fight well in that dress!" Corpes yelled at Kiara, and then turned back to the guards. "Vincere! Olive! Sky!" Three ghosts--red, light green, and neon blue-- faded into life, snarling, and the knights were spooked.

It was perfect aim, Corpes thought: it landed right between the cracks of armor, and the knight fell down, screaming.
Corpes grinned, forgiving her for not cooperating.
The ghosts possessed Corpes' arrows and it flew right into them. They all collapsed to the floor, groaning in pain.
Corpes grinned, forgiving her for not cooperating.
The ghosts possessed Corpes' arrows and it flew right into them. They all collapsed to the floor, groaning in pain.

"It beats me. They must've been strolling around and...there's another one."
Another knight was in the hall, looking terrified at the two.
Corpes grinned sickly at him, and the knight dropped to the floor horrified.
"Whatever you do, don't kill him." Corpes strolled past the bodies to the knight.
Another knight was in the hall, looking terrified at the two.
Corpes grinned sickly at him, and the knight dropped to the floor horrified.
"Whatever you do, don't kill him." Corpes strolled past the bodies to the knight.
"It beats me. They must've been strolling around and...there's another one."
Another knight was in the hall, looking terrified at the two.
Corpes grinned sickly at him, and the knight dropped to the floor horrified.
"Whatever you do, don't kill him." Corpes strolled past the bodies to the knight.
Another knight was in the hall, looking terrified at the two.
Corpes grinned sickly at him, and the knight dropped to the floor horrified.
"Whatever you do, don't kill him." Corpes strolled past the bodies to the knight.
Corpes was now near the knight "Hey dude. How's it going--"
"Don't kill me! Please! I don't want to die!" The knight begged.
"And you won't! Just not today. Listen...I have a question to ask you." Corpes said. The knight gulped.
"Don't kill me! Please! I don't want to die!" The knight begged.
"And you won't! Just not today. Listen...I have a question to ask you." Corpes said. The knight gulped.

(( It would be a silence breaker XD I thought of another joke but im not gonna say it :D ))
"What's the date?" Corpes asked casually.
The knight blinked but still breathed heavily. "What?"
"I asked for the date today. What is it?" Corpes said more forcefully, getting closer to the knight.
"Its! It's!" The knight backed away quickly towards the wall. "It's January 6th! Jan 6!"
The knight blinked but still breathed heavily. "What?"
"I asked for the date today. What is it?" Corpes said more forcefully, getting closer to the knight.
"Its! It's!" The knight backed away quickly towards the wall. "It's January 6th! Jan 6!"

(( :D Its about farts. Sometimes I wonder how I've even gotten older XD ))
Corpes stared him down...and soon smelled an unpleasant smell.
"You're dismissed. See you in your nightmares."
The knight bolted away, leaving his comrades.
"You're dismissed. See you in your nightmares."
The knight bolted away, leaving his comrades.