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[Sage *I'm not a Star*]

Why do orphans buy Samsungs

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why?

[[deleted user]]

Why?

[Sage *I'm not a Star*]

Because there are no home buttons

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Sage wrote: "Because there are no home buttons"

Sage thats fucked up
A little funny but fucked up

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Well yesterday I watched a tiktok where a cat was thrown down stairs and was ”crying" I laughed bc the cat was actually crying

[Sage *I'm not a Star*]

I just looked up a website with 75 dark humor jokes

https://bestlifeonline.com/dark-jokes/

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My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!

lol

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A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.

Its not funny yet I'm laughing

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When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

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A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend." The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better." "Thanks Dad," the son says. The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."

damn

[[deleted user]]

Tayte Anaïs wrote: "When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates."

holy shit

[Kaitlynn ~I love you for infinityyy~]

Tayte Anaïs wrote: "When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates."

wait- i-

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I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

[[deleted user]]

Tayte Anaïs wrote: "I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors."

lol

[[deleted user]]

I'll never forget my Granddad's last words to me just before he died. "Are you still holding the ladder?"

[Kaitlynn ~I love you for infinityyy~]

Man with cancer: “How much time do I have left?”
Doctor: “Ten”
Man with cancer: “Months? Weeks? Days?”
“… Nine. Eight …"

[Sage *I'm not a Star*]

Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

[Sage *I'm not a Star*]

Mrs.Weasley wrote: "Man with cancer: “How much time do I have left?”
Doctor: “Ten”
Man with cancer: “Months? Weeks? Days?”
“… Nine. Eight …""

That’s funny

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Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver!

i'd love love to hit my ex with a bus

[Michael "19 years of ok", Moderator Of "OK"]

ok

[[deleted user]]

Tayte Anaïs wrote: "Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver!

i'd love love to hit my ex with a bus"

i hate mine but not that much lol

[Sage *I'm not a Star*]

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found

[Sage *I'm not a Star*]

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

[Sage *I'm not a Star*]

I like dark joke hahaha

[Michael "19 years of ok", Moderator Of "OK"]

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has anyone been to Mrtle Beach Safari its in North Carolina
my sister is taking me for christmas and i cant bring four friends im bringing my bf obviosly and Ian so i have two more people to come we just need to know if its possible you'll be able to come now so she can reserve it i would bring an irl friend but they get out of pocket for trips like this
https://myrtlebeachsafari.com/

[Michael "19 years of ok", Moderator Of "OK"]

hey

[Naomi Abiah, Technically I'm not single...BUT I'M A MOD.]

Engineer wrote: "hey"

hey

[Michael "19 years of ok", Moderator Of "OK"]

hru

[Naomi Abiah, Technically I'm not single...BUT I'M A MOD.]

Engineer wrote: "hru"

the usual. hbu?

[Michael "19 years of ok", Moderator Of "OK"]

Naomi Abiah wrote: "Engineer wrote: "hru"

the usual. hbu?"

normal

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hey guys update we made it official this morning once we got to school

[Michael "19 years of ok", Moderator Of "OK"]

ok

[Naomi Abiah, Technically I'm not single...BUT I'M A MOD.]

Rilee wrote: "hey guys update we made it official this morning once we got to school"

nuioce

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Rilee wrote: "hey guys update we made it official this morning once we got to school"

COOL BEANS!
CONGRATS!

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Tayte Anaïs ~ FOUR DAYS!~ wrote: "Rilee wrote: "hey guys update we made it official this morning once we got to school"

COOL BEANS!
CONGRATS!"

thanks

[Naomi Abiah, Technically I'm not single...BUT I'M A MOD.]

k im guessing no ones on

[Rowan (College hurts my brain)]

I am

[Naomi Abiah, Technically I'm not single...BUT I'M A MOD.]

Hawks wrote: "I am"

oh hey

[Sage *I'm not a Star*]

helloo

[Naomi Abiah, Technically I'm not single...BUT I'M A MOD.]

mornin

[RhysTheFiredbird | Used to be Lori ; Miss me? |]

Morning

[Sage *I'm not a Star*]

how are y'all

[RhysTheFiredbird | Used to be Lori ; Miss me? |]

Tired.

[Naomi Abiah, Technically I'm not single...BUT I'M A MOD.]

Sage wrote: "how are y'all"

bored but alright. hbu?

[Michael "19 years of ok", Moderator Of "OK"]

hey

[RhysTheFiredbird | Used to be Lori ; Miss me? |]

Hey

[Sage *I'm not a Star*]

Naomi Abiah wrote: "Sage wrote: "how are y'all"

bored but alright. hbu?"

I'm tired and HAPPPY

[RhysTheFiredbird | Used to be Lori ; Miss me? |]

Least you don’t have to get up at 5 this Saturday Sage