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[Klown - Poe ~link click era~]

so my cat attacked my other cat for no reason so i attacked Binx he attacked me and Slippers attacked him but bit me on accident

[[deleted user]]

Hahaha my cat cheerio did the same thing last night

[Klown - Poe ~link click era~]

i have cuts on my fingers and bite marks on my foot heel

[[deleted user]]

It mostly got my arm

[Klown - Poe ~link click era~]

oof

[Samiksha]

ok so i win

[Klown - Poe ~link click era~]

Samiksha wrote: "ok so i win"

nope I dooo

[Silentmoon_8, Top mod]

That is false because I win.

[Klown - Poe ~link click era~]

Silent Moon_8 wrote: "That is false because I win."

in your dreams maybe

[Klown - Poe ~link click era~]

ixmon iteration 9 (can beat a kaiju in a fight) wrote: "Yeah, because, in the real world, I’m winning."


not anymore

[Samiksha]

Youre all wrong, except me ofc

[[deleted user]]

Like im winning

[Samiksha]

I dont sleep at night anyway i just woke up

[Samiksha]

So happy to see you care

[Samiksha]

Before we started acting all friendly with each other, what would you have said?

[[deleted user]]

Im an insomniac so i cant sleep

[Samiksha]

Maddie wrote: "Im an insomniac so i cant sleep"

Sameeee omgggg insomniac buddiesssss sleep therapy failed for me

[Samiksha]

Youre losing your touch, Ixxy. Weve been talking way too much. I would stop being friendly to you but for some reason I can't and will keep on talking to you.

[Samiksha]

Ah yes. The aforementioned charm. I obviously can't stop talking to you because you're... Prince Charming or something.

[Silentmoon_8, Top mod]

Mhmm you guys can just keep talking while I win. Sounds like a great plan.

[Samiksha]

Well firstly... he isnt gonna be online til tmrw. And secondly, yiur plan is failing

[Hailey]

Oh yes, you're right, Ixmon. Millions of lives were lost because of the word "yiur"

[Hailey]

No thanks, it would clash with my outfit ;)

[Hailey]

Yes, oh well... anyways, what are you doing at the moment?

[Hailey]

Okay... where I'm at in the U.S, it's the night, so there's not really that much that I'm doing...

[Hailey]

You live in South Africa, right?

[Hailey]

Okay then. You know what? I found something to do, maybe I'll just listen to Greatest Showman songs on repeat...

[Hailey]

I never get offended, and yeah, I agree with you, I have actually not watched any other musicals besides this movie because musicals are just bad, but this movie is the only one that I like.

[Silentmoon_8, Top mod]

I don't like musicals either. I hate that they do them in movies. It just messes it all up.

[Samiksha]

Hmmm okay so 'yior' is officially a word that messes up the world

[Silentmoon_8, Top mod]

lol

[Silentmoon_8, Top mod]

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[[deleted user]]

Yiur are now going to have to see me in first place

[Klown - Poe ~link click era~]

I win and loose...

[[deleted user]]

Also good morning

[Klown - Poe ~link click era~]

Uh huh...

[[deleted user]]

Well i just found a science joke if any ones interested
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: “I’m feeling really positive today” and the other replied: “I know. I stole your electron”. Then the first atom said “How Ionic”

[[deleted user]]

My science teacher is amazing

[Klown - Poe ~link click era~]

Maddie wrote: "Well i just found a science joke if any ones interested
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: “I’m feeling really positive today” and the other replied: “I know. I stole ..."

Ha...

[Samiksha]

OMG THAT JOKE IS GOLD AND IM ACC GOOD AT CHEM SO I GET IT LOLLL

[[deleted user]]

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!

[Samiksha]

OMGGGGG i literally only know
Chem pick up lines and i nvr use pick up lines lol:

Are you sure you aren’t copper and terillium? Because you are CuTe.

[[deleted user]]

Hahaha haha
Im such a nerd

[Klown - Poe ~link click era~]

Samiksha wrote: "OMGGGGG i literally only know
Chem pick up lines and i nvr use pick up lines lol:

Are you sure you aren’t copper and terillium? Because you are CuTe."

Lol..

[Samiksha]

ixmon iteration 9 (can beat a kaiju in a fight) wrote: "I intend to use that at least once in my life"

On who?

[[deleted user]]

I just told my brother he busted out laughing

So were all made of atoms right? Well if we multiple us by the speed of light were energy.

[Samiksha]

And who's that?

[[deleted user]]

My brother?

[Samiksha]

Maddie wrote: "I just told my brother he busted out laughing

So were all made of atoms right? Well if we multiple us by the speed of light were energy."

OMGGGGG YESSSS

[Samiksha]

Maddie wrote: "My brother?"

No, Ixxy's crush lol