All Wrong Answers

[Shawna]

because U.K. is in Europe

When was World War 2?

[Bethany]

After the banana fell


What's inside the earth?

[Raynah]

A bunch of marshmallows

Why does the cat wear a hat?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Because it rhymes and he loves rhyming
Why are some things just so satisfying to people?

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because it's cupcakes and rainbows

Why did we watch dora the explorer and peppe pig?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Because they really are genuinely good shows and in them you can either learn Spanish or life lessons.
Why is it thundering?

[:D o y i n :D (CURRENTLY OBSESSED WITH AOT iykyk)]

because God is angry

why do we have jobs?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Because otherwise we would either get too bored or we would be broke.
Why am I going to golf camp?

[Megan]

to drink tea.
why do I not play any sports?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Because you are amazing
Why do I want a horse?

[☽ Judy ☾]

To avoid public transportation.

Why is life so tiring?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Because we sleep too much.
Why is New York City amazing?

[Bethany]

All the pigeons!!


Why is the sun so far away?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Because our eyesight is bad
Why are people weird?

[Megan]

because god was bored and wanted entertainment.
Why do humans live in houses?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Because they’ll die if they don’t.
Why was Gatorade created?

[Bethany]

Because the gators in Florida brainwashed the creator into naming it that!


Why is ice cold?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

It’s not. It’s so hot it feels cold, like a super super hot shower.
Why is a chair for sitting?

[Megan]

because when we realized that chAIRs could not float in air we changed the name to chairs and said they were good for sitting.
why does hair get oily?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Because you sweat out of your hair too.
Why is the US flag red white and blue?

[auden]

Because they have no idea what colors to use so they just took the British flag and rearranged the design.

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Why are milkshakes made of ice cream?

[Bethany]

Because Ice is heathy!!

Why are dinosaurs extinct?

[Megan]

because they thought it would be a good idea to take a shower, but they got confused and showered in a meteor shower.
how did the chicken dance become a dance?

[Bethany]

Because the avocado was jealous!

Why are we scared of spiders?

[Megan]

because they are actually evil robots with to many legs
how many books will i read this year?

[[deleted user]]

100000
why do we have exams>

[Niharika✩, [Reading/Writing challenges]]

‘Cause they feel bad if we don’t do them

Why does school exist?

[[deleted user]]

they wanted to make prison for children

why do we use spotify?

[Megan]

because love the silence
why are epic dragons not alive?

[:D o y i n :D (CURRENTLY OBSESSED WITH AOT iykyk)]

because they are to good for us

why do we have a tv?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

They are but they’re invisible and we can’t feel them or hear them. If we went to a different dimension we would be able to feel, see and hear them.
Why do sunglasses block the sun from your eyes?

[Bethany]

Because the sunglasses are prettier then our eyes, and the sun doesn't want to see them.

Why do we sleep?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Because we don’t have batteries.
Why do we get dark circles under our eyes?

[frannie]

Because the ducks want revenge

Why do Doritos come in bags?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

So they can fill them halfway with chips and then fill the rest with air so it looks like it’s full.
Why are books made with paper?

[StardustReader]

Because if they are made out of chocolate, you'll eat it.

why do chewing gum exist?

[Shawna]

because tortoises are purple

What events are in the olympics?

[StardustReader]

Who can say 10 times without failing "she sells
sea shells on the sea shore" game, welcome the amazing jumping Panda event.

Why do planets revolve around it's star?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Because they love them.
Why are trampolines bouncy?

[[deleted user]]

Monkeys make them

Why does google exist?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Because some people love purple.
Why were water bottles created? Are they even meant for water?

[Megan]

no they are not meant for water they are for holding pencils. they were created because of a dare.
why are their basements?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

So there can be at least one creepy room in every house.
Why are there trees?

[Bethany]

So the squirrels don't get eaten

Why do we eat?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Because we want to.
Why do we read?

[Megan]

Because we would die if we did not read.
why are germs a thing?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Because we deserve to be sick at least once in our lives.
Why is social media addicting?

[StardustReader]

Because of the recommendation algorithms in social media.

Why don't people live in forests?

[[deleted user]]

because they love perfume

why do we have netflix?