All Wrong Answers

[StardustReader]

When people are feeling bored, and want some music.

Why are computers called computers?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Because a person decided to let a baby name it and when they babbled they said computer.

Why is goodreads so amazing?

[Hailey.E]

Because all other bookish websites are run over by termites.

Why is Alaska so close to Russia?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

I honestly have no idea hahahha
Why am I on here instead of doing math?

[Sundae 💋]

Ur looking for cookies
What is the use for hw?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

To teach us how thankful we should be for free time
Why are dogs so cute?

[StardustReader]

Genetics.

Why do books smell soooo good?

[Bethany]

They love eating robots


Why do I need to burn a candle?

[Megan]

because if you don't light them evil sea monsters will come and attack you.
Why does Batman wear black?

[jenann]

bc white is too basic
Why do u read

[auden]

Because if I don’t a evil goblin will eat me.
Why do people talk a lot?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Because otherwise their brains would explode
Why are beaches so amazing?

[auden]

Because if there not we would discover that the world is actually a prison and we are all prisoners to a evil robot overlord.
Why do pages have numbers?

[Bethany]

They had ink left at the end.


Why do elephants stampede?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Because they get really hyper
Why do most adults like coffee?

[Megan]

because they want to be like elephants.
why is applesauce always yellow?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Because it wants to be orange
Why is Walmart so big?

[Megan]

because they need enough propriety to start a evil lair under the store
Why did the chicken cross the road?

[auden]

Because if they don’t the joke wouldn’t exist.

[auden]

Why does the pool have water in it?

[Bethany]

So the goblins could turn evil...(name that movie)



Why do babies babble?

[booklover024]

to cast curses on us

why are clouds white?

[Evannah]

because they are uncolored cotton candy that floats in the air

what am I doing here?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Everyone knows
Why is this group unique?

[Megan]

because we are very factual
Why were scissors made?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

So we can cut all of our hair off
Why do people like to have pets?

[Bethany]

To water they're trees


Why can I only count to 5 in Spanish?

[Megan]

because if you were to count to 6 in Spanish you would learn a very dangerous secrete.
how is the world going to end?

[auden]

It’s going to be ripped to shreds by an giant paper shredder.
When will my favorite show gets its third season?

[Megan]

when Jupiter collides into Mars
how come some words have more than one meaning?

[Bethany]

Because when they were arguing over what the word meant they just decided it meant both!

How do you open a banana?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

You don’t. You just bite it whole.
How do you get a hole in one

[Megan]

you swing your baseball bat into the football and it goes into the hole.
why did we decide that peanut butter and jelly we're good together?

[Bethany]

So people allergic to nuts would't steal our sandwiches!

How do I get a book?

[Shawna]

By drinking water

What are oceans?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Large puddles made from white eggs and urine mixed with blue and brown food coloring... all natural food coloring!

What is a poop taco 🌮 💩 🤤

[Megan]

a gross one
why do pets have to die?

[jillian ౨ৎ]

because the clouds need to be beautiful

Who is Cardi B?

[Megan]

I have no idea
why are we told to not touch hot things?

[StardustReader]

Because, if you touch hot things, the sun will loose it's heat.

Why is Windows (OS) named after windows?

[Niharika✩, [Reading/Writing challenges]]

Because cars can't fly
What is a dog for?

[Megan]

it is for cleaning your floor then making other parts dirty.
Why cant every day be the weekend?

[Raynah]

The plants would die
What are umbrella's used for?

[Ash (inkwordsandash)]

Making paper boats
Why do rules exist?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Because adults would go crazy without them
Why do I like comfy clothes?

[Ash (inkwordsandash)]

Lol-
Because they itch
Why was the telephone invented?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

So we could be proud of ourselves
Why is Snapchat so popular?

[Megan]

because people like to snap at each other while talking.
why do I feel anxious?

[Bethany]

Because ants are crawling around in your brain.


Why are avocados green?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Because they feel really sick
Why am I not sure about my friends?