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iris was today years old when she learned kangaroos don't have pouches
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May 31, 2021 07:59PM
wooooooooooooooooooooo i have a nookie, i feel accomplished
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IT'S NOT A POCKET IT'S JUST A GAPING HOLE
DKSKDJSKKSSK KANGAROOS DO HAVE POUCHESI'VE SEEN VIDEOS
AND I'VE SEEN THEM AT A ZOO
Well yes it's a hole, but its still like a pouch-
IT LOOKS LIKE IT BUT GOOGLE WHAT THE INSIDE LOOKS LIKE
You forgot about Australia lmaooooooo
I'VE SEEN VIDEOS OF THE INSIDE AND I KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUTIT IS JUST LIKE A HOLE
IT'S LOW-KEY FREAKY
I am still shockedI mean I had a whole chapter about Kangroos in my school
Where a kangaroo doesnt have a pouch so it wears an overalls
I didn't know palm trees were real until I went to Florida for the first time.I was like-
What the fuck?
THESE ARE REAL?!
And then I hugged one
I-My boyfriend says Penelope Scott is better than MGK.
We may have to throw hands over this.
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iris :) wrote: "I didn't know palm trees were real until I went to Florida for the first time.I was like-
What the fuck?
THESE ARE REAL?!
And then I hugged one"
That was me the first time I went to LA, now I see them every fucking time I leave the time (which is not very often)
THEN WHERE DO THE BABY KANGAROOS SLEEP, SIT, PLAY??
No way
iris :) wrote: "This is why I'm living"
THE FUCK
The "air" in your chip bag isn't oxygen, it's nitrogen to your chips don't go stale.
iris :) wrote: "I did know this one..."
I DIDN'T
If you’re ever commiting fraud and need to fake a series of random numbers, have a computer generate them. Humans are really bad at doing that, and a statistical analysis will usually reveal it easily.
Oh, you're welcome. Just you know, in case
When you snap the sound comes from your finger hitting your palm
The reason we don’t have living people on money is bc this asshole SM Clark, who was corrupt and sleeping with teenage girls who worked for him in the Treasury Dept, put himself on a 5 cent note after an 1864 sex scandal in the Treasury dept and Congress was NOT having it.
The dot above an i is called a tittle.
iris :) wrote: "This one is sad.[spoilers removed]"
I knew this one
John Smith was 28 years old when he first met Pocahontas, who was only 10.Um, yikes.
Wow...i feel like I learnt more from this thread than the past year
Queen V™ wrote: "Please stop ruining my childhood :D"But-
Fun facts
Nashita wrote: "Wow...i feel like I learnt more from this thread than the past year"These are all of the random facts I know
Tears can tell why someone is crying. If the first tear falls from the right eye, the cause is joy. If it falls from the left eye, the cause is pain.
The hole in the top of the pen cap is there to stop you from dying while chewing on it.
The computer mouse was originally called a “turtle.”
McDonald’s once made bubblegum-flavored broccoli
Some fungi create zombies, then control their minds
