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Feb 02, 2015 11:59PM

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Kurloz zapped in, falling on his behind immediately, {Holy motherfuck} he thought with slight frustration. They really needed to fix that. Of course, maybe the fact that Kurloz was all kickin the wicked elixir at the moment might have contributed to the whole, falling on his ass charade, but whatever. He gazed around, raising an eyebrow in slight dissapoinment at the small size of the room.

Kurloz blinked, being hit in the face, {Hey, calm down, your gonna all up and smudge my makeup} he said through mental communication, even so, he was still talking in drunken slurs.

{Via, teleportation} he replied calmly, pointing to the grey pad drilled into the floor at the corner of the cell.
He nodded, poking it, {Land on my ass every motherfuckin type.} he shook his head in dissaproval.
He wobbily stood, leaning against the wall, holding a hand out, {Kurloz} he said simply in greeting.
He glanced down at his outstretched hand and let out a sigh, {Okay, Psii.} he replied, nodding as he relayed the name in his head.
He nodded, {Sometimes I burn people. I can understand that.} he replied calmly, though obviously a bit drunkenly.


He shrugged, {I mean, I don't get a lot of normal motherfuckers randomly teleportin into my room. But, I do it a lot. As well as a few other people. So I guess, yes and no} he explained.

{Just gettin my motherfuckin entertainment on. How about you? You seemed especially startled by my appearance.} he replied.



Psii rested his chin on the bee, watching Kurloz. "What'd you do to get in here?"
{The blasphemous traitors locked me up because I killed a few people by "supernatural" means. What in the motherfuck does that even mean?} he replied, his eyebrows furrowed in slight irritation.



"Well...I usually try to get someone in here and then use my powers to tear them to pieces...though they stopped coming after a while. I heard them talking once about euthanization. What does that mean?"
Kurloz blinked, {It's not motherfuckin good. Maybe you should stop all up and rippin people to pieces. Just sayin, it might result in some unrighteous stuff.} he replied.


{Sure. I don't see why the mutherfuck not} he replied, taking his hand, not minding the shock, considering he was kind of Satan's son. It had it's ups and downs. He let go of him, showing him the main control panel, which was a small touchscreen device attached to the bottom, {You just sorta, pick a room. Or you can put it all up on shuffle} he explained.

{Oh motherfuck, I forgot, gimme a moment, the wicked elixir is all up and fucking with my head} he replied.