Badly create a headline for the last book you read

[Annie]

So for example, for Harry Potter, you would say "Boy Mage Knows Two Spells -- Defeats Wizard Hitler". Or something like that.

This is a thread to have fun and laugh a little. Spoilers, obviously.

The Poppy War: (view spoiler)[Lunatic Teenager High on Drugs Does a Hiroshima (hide spoiler)].

[[deleted user]]

The Wicked King: (view spoiler)[Human does dumb stuff and falls in love with a spoiled rich boy and gets kidnapped by fish (hide spoiler)]

[Lorelei]

Kingdom of Ash: (view spoiler)[much war, death, and romance (hide spoiler)]

[Cass (all too tired)]

We Set the Dark on Fire: (view spoiler)[Two girls fall in love and kiss in their husband's home and smash the patriarchy (hide spoiler)]

[Sofia, duckish things]

Annie (Sad Water Bottle) wrote: "So for example, for Harry Potter, you would say "Boy Mage Knows Two Spells -- Defeats Wizard Hitler". Or something like that.

This is a thread to have fun and laugh a little. Spoilers, obviously.
..."

I'M CRYINGGG THAT'S SO PERFECT

[Sofia, duckish things]

A Court of Frost and Starlight: (view spoiler)[Illyrians See A UFO In the Sky - But What Is It Actually? (hide spoiler)]

[ATheReader]

These Violent Delights: (view spoiler)[You can finally call people bug brains (hide spoiler)]

[Sofia, duckish things]

ATheReader wrote: "These Violent Delights: [spoilers removed]"

I'M WHEEZING OMGGGGGG

[Booktastically]

Sofia wrote: "ATheReader wrote: "These Violent Delights: [spoilers removed]"

I'M WHEEZING OMGGGGGG"

I CAN'T BREATHE

[Dreamer]

A Game of thrones (view spoiler)[ Innocent people die. (hide spoiler)]

[ATheReader]

Booktastically wrote: "Sofia wrote: "ATheReader wrote: "These Violent Delights: [spoilers removed]"

I'M WHEEZING OMGGGGGG"

I CAN'T BREATHE"

Hheheheh I HAD to do it

[B]

your local kaeya main. wrote: "The Wicked King: [spoilers removed]"

Omg this had me wheezing.
It’s so accurate.

[Sofia, duckish things]

Heir of Fire: (view spoiler)[Arsonist On The Loose (hide spoiler)]

[꧁༺ L̴E̴X̴I̴E̴ ༻꧂]

The Hobbit: (view spoiler)[[Little man with big feet leaves hole to fight AU Benedict Cumberbatch] (hide spoiler)]

[Samuel]

Descendant of the Crane: (view spoiler)[A queen with a million-years-old father just cries and we don't know what she does at the end. (hide spoiler)]

[Sofia, duckish things]

Samuel wrote: "Descendant of the Crane: [spoilers removed]"

THE ENDING WAS SO CONFUSING OMG

[Samuel]

The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue: (view spoiler)[ In this relationship age clearly doesn't matter (hide spoiler)]

[Samuel]

Sofia wrote: "Samuel wrote: "Descendant of the Crane: [spoilers removed]"

THE ENDING WAS SO CONFUSING OMG"

MY BRAIN IS STILL SHOCKED AND CONFUSED

[Sofia, duckish things]

Samuel wrote: "The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue: [spoilers removed]"

AHAHAHHAHAHA
OMG SO TRUE

[Lorelei]

Caraval: (view spoiler)[A girl grovels to go to a speshul carnival and then everyone dies, but wait no, games and magic and pedophilia (hide spoiler)]

[Sofia, duckish things]

A Raisin in the Sun: (view spoiler)[In which everyone argues over blood money (hide spoiler)]

[Sofia, duckish things]

Lorelei wrote: "Caraval: [spoilers removed]"

(view spoiler)[Wait there was pedophilia? I don't remember that part lol I'm due for a reread (hide spoiler)]

[Samuel]

Sofia wrote: "Lorelei wrote: "Caraval: [spoilers removed]"

[spoilers removed]"

(view spoiler)[I don't remember pedophilia either omg (hide spoiler)]

[Lorelei]

Sofia wrote: "Lorelei wrote: "Caraval: [spoilers removed]"

[spoilers removed]"

(view spoiler)[YES because Scarlett's love interest (what was his name?) is the brother of Legend and is, in fact, 118 or something (hide spoiler)]

[Samuel]

Red, White and Royal Blue: (view spoiler)[Two royal-horny rabbits f*uck each other everywhere but awwww they're so cute LOOK AT THE FOOTNOTES but wait, why did they use the OFFICIAL EMAIL? (hide spoiler)]

[Lorelei]

Samuel wrote: "Red, White and Royal Blue: [spoilers removed]"

HAHAHA IM WHEEZING

[Sofia, duckish things]

Lorelei wrote: "Sofia wrote: "Lorelei wrote: "Caraval: [spoilers removed]"

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[spoilers removed]"

(view spoiler)[AHAHAH WAIT WHAT I DON'T REMEMBER THAT
Julian, right? (hide spoiler)]

[Sofia, duckish things]

Samuel wrote: "Red, White and Royal Blue: [spoilers removed]"

LMAOOOOOOO THAT IS THE TRUTH (view spoiler)[they do the deed literally everywhere (hide spoiler)]

[Lorelei]

Sofia wrote: "Lorelei wrote: "Sofia wrote: "Lorelei wrote: "Caraval: [spoilers removed]"

[spoilers removed]"

[spoilers removed]"

(view spoiler)[YESSSS HE IS LEGENDS BROTHER AND THATS WHY HE DIDNT LEAVE CARAVAL (hide spoiler)]

[Sofia, duckish things]

Lorelei wrote: "Sofia wrote: "Lorelei wrote: "Sofia wrote: "Lorelei wrote: "Caraval: [spoilers removed]"

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[spoilers removed]"

(view spoiler)[
WHOA
THE ENTIRE ENDING WAS A BLUR FOR ME
I UNDERSTOOD NOTHING
I STILL DON'T KNOW WHO LEGEND IS 😐 (hide spoiler)]

[Lorelei]

Sofia wrote: "Lorelei wrote: "Sofia wrote: "Lorelei wrote: "Sofia wrote: "Lorelei wrote: "Caraval: [spoilers removed]"

[spoilers removed]"

[spoilers removed]"

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(view spoiler)[ME NEITHER I WROTE A SHORT RANT ON MY HATRED OF CARAVAL (hide spoiler)]

[Samuel]

The selection: (view spoiler)[LOOK AT HER NAME, she's so different!! Make her queen (hide spoiler)]

[Sofia, duckish things]

Lorelei wrote: "Sofia wrote: "Lorelei wrote: "Sofia wrote: "Lorelei wrote: "Sofia wrote: "Lorelei wrote: "Caraval: [spoilers removed]"

[spoilers removed]"

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[spoilers remo..."

IT WAS DEFINITELY RIDICULOUS UGH
BUT I REMEMBER LIKING IT
IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO

[nis_boooks]

Samuel wrote: "The selection: [spoilers removed]"

AHAHAHAHAHA

[Sofia, duckish things]

Samuel wrote: "The selection: [spoilers removed]"

😭😭😭AHAHHAHA

[Lorelei]

Samuel wrote: "The selection: [spoilers removed]"

HAHAHAHA IM IN CLASS AND IM TRYING NOT TO DIE

[Mrunal]

Does this have to be the last book you read or it can be any book you read?

[Ally]

omg yall have me dying over here and ive been trying to think of one but I'm not funny😭😭

[Ally]

Mrunal wrote: "Does this have to be the last book you read or it can be any book you read?"

I think it can be any

[Samuel]

Mrunal wrote: "Does this have to be the last book you read or it can be any book you read?"

I think you can make one of any book you've read 👀

[Cass (all too tired)]

✰Allie✰ wrote: "omg yall have me dying over here and ive been trying to think of one but I'm not funny😭😭"

same honestly

[B]

Samuel wrote: "The selection: [spoilers removed]"

I agree.

[B]

✰Allie✰ wrote: "omg yall have me dying over here and ive been trying to think of one but I'm not funny😭😭"

I agree. Me too. 😭

[Lorelei]

Red Queen: (view spoiler)[YA madlibs at their finest (hide spoiler)]

[Mrunal]

@Allie @Samuel okay!

[B]

Lorelei wrote: "Red Queen: [spoilers removed]"

:)

[B]

❧✧LEXIE✧☙ wrote: "The Hobbit: [spoilers removed]"

I agree.

[Sofia, duckish things]

Lorelei wrote: "Red Queen: [spoilers removed]"

EHEHEHEHE

[Sofia, duckish things]

Shadow and Bone: (view spoiler)[gaslighting passed off as true love (hide spoiler)]

[Lorelei]

Sofia wrote: "Lorelei wrote: "Red Queen: [spoilers removed]"

EHEHEHEHE"

All credit goes to your wonderful sense of humor