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4.15 rating 209 reviews on May 4th


4.15 rating 209 reviews on May 4th..."
You're probably fine since it's over 2 years old so probably won't change a lot in just a couple of days, but I got a screen shot of it just in case.



I might trade one of those for




I might trade one of those for [bookcover:..."
Liz, the book has to be under 4.2 rating, not over.



Book 1:

Pages: 359 (Kindle version)
Rating: 4 stars
Completed: 5/4/21
How the book qualifies: Rating is 4.10, 202 Reviews
Book 2:

Pages: 352 (Kindle version)
Rating: 3 stars
Completed: 5/5/21
How the book qualifies: Rating is 4.03, 146 Reviews



I'll start my second tonight, but if you get done before me, that's ok.


117. Read 8 books with an average rating under 4.2 AND under 250 reviews.

Possessed
Pages: 250 (Kindle Edition)
Completed: 5/6
How the book qualifies: Current rating 4.03, with 157 reviews
Rating: ⭐️⭐️
Review:

This is a new author to me, and I was really excited by the precis, but this was just really disappointing. None of this was thoughtfully done and feels more like the author just mashed together a whole bunch of overused sci-fi romance plot points without actually considering how they would make sense together.
To start with, Astrid is just the worst. I hate when authors infantilize their heroines to make them sweet or endearing or what ever other garbage they're going for. Astrid is not sweet or endearing, to put it bluntly, she's kind of a moron. The story begins with her messing up the navigation of her sister's ship and taking them into the off-limits Vandar territory. She admits in her inner monologue that she is pretty much useless at everything, and her sister keeps giving her different jobs in hopes of find something she can do without messing it up. Obviously this wasn't it.

Instead of blowing the freighter up, the Vandar decide to board it, and the chief guy, Kratos, says he will execute the captain of the freighter to teach them a lesson. It actually takes Astrid a bit, but she finally steps up and offers to take the punishment, because it is her fault after all, and Kratos is so overcome with her bravery that he decides to take her as his captive instead.
Now, first off, how on earth is stepping up and taking the blame for something you did bravery? Sounds like just not being an a-hole to me. What kind of person would let their sister die for something they did wrong? But for some reason, the reader is supposed to think Astrid is something special for doing the bare minimum of what any decent human would do?

Then, after she's on the Vandar ship, we learn that she's a virgin...because all the best girls are virgins, right?

Oh, and she's even better than all those other virgins because she doesn't swear either!

Yes, sweet, little, moronic Astrid is so super goody two-shoes perfect that she giggles when she says curse words out loud. 🤦🏽♀️And for the bulk of the story, she hangs out with a Vandar child because, let's face it, she is written like a child as well.
Then we have Kratos, who is supposed to be this big, bad, alpha, tough-guy, but EVERYONE questions him ALL THE TIME. He wants to bring back the human? His warriors want to know why. He wants to spend time in his room with the human? His warriors tell him they think he's going soft. Heck, even Astrid says she doesn't want to have sex with him, and he totally backs off and says he'll wait until she asks him to.

I don't think the author had any idea what kind of character she actually wanted to write. You can't just say a character is tough and then never show it. It doesn't make sense!!!
And can I just stop for a minute and rant about the whole tail thing? Seriously, why did the author give these guys tails. I read a lot of alien smut, so I'm no stranger to a tailed hero, but I feel like the author just threw that in there because she needed some sort of alien part on these guys, and she couldn't think of anything. Like, normally when an alien has a tail, he doesn't just look human. But in here, the Vandar all just look like normal guys. Normal guys with normal skin. The author states that their tail has poofy black fur at the end. But what about the rest of it? Is it like a lion's tail? Like, yellowish, skin colored fur that ends with a darker tip. If so, where does the fur start? Right where the tail hits the butt? Or is it not furry? Is it like human skin all the way to the bottom until the furry tip? Like a rat tail?

And she mentions that they wear those leather kilt things with no underwear, but where does the freaking tail go!!!! Is there a hole in the kilt? At one point, Kratos unhooks the kilt and it just slides off, and I imagine a hole small enough to not show his ass around the tail would be so small that it would get stuck on the furry part at the end, so it wouldn't slide off so easily. So is the tail just under the kilt? Swishing around all day? These guys must be flashing each other all the damn time.

It seems the only reason the tail is there is to give these guys an "otherness", and so it can be used as something different to shove up the heroine's snatch, which is really just all kinds of gross. Like, does he wash it first? How about after? I mean, he's walking around with it all day uncovered. It could be hitting other people, getting in dirty corners of the ship....and it's supposed to be sexy when he rubs it on Astrid's privates?

Just nothing about that tail was sexy, and I really don't think it was well-thought out.
So the characters are all flat and make random decisions with no thought, and there is no actual relationship here. Then on top of that you have a plot that is a mash of nonsense.
Apparently, after Astrid is taken, her sister goes to the big space empire that the Vandar fight against, the Zagrath, and asks for their help. Why would the Zagrath help a nobody woman who captains a junky freighter to rescue her sister?

I mean come on; it would be like one of the Jawas going to the Empire and asking them to rescue a Jawa that was stolen by Hans Solo. You think they would give a crap?

It's just absolute nonsense. And added to that, the first time they come to kidnap Astrid back, they say they're going to kill her, but the second time they just welcome her to the ship and talk about how they can finally get her sister to leave them alone by handing her over?

None of this works; it's all a mess with nothing actually thought about before it's written. I hard pass for me, and I definitely won't be continuing with the series.

Book: Irish Crown
Rating: 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Pages: 239
Completed: May 5, 2021
Qualifies: Rating 4.15 and 209 reviews

#23 | 117: Read 8 books with an average rating under 4.2 AND under 250 reviews | Book 2
Book: An Island in the Stars
Rating: 😕😕😕
Pages: 227
Completed: May 6, 2021
Qualifies: Rating 3.07 and 14 reviews


Karen: 2 books
Courtney: 1 book
Chan: 2 books
Liz: 0 books


Book:

Rating: 😌😌😌
Pages: 382
Completed: May 6, 2021
Qualifies: Rating 3.76 and 142 reviews
Book 2
Book:

Rating: 🙂🙂🙂
Pages: 288
Completed: May 5, 2021
Qualifies: Rating 3.42 and 152 reviews

Book 3:

Pages: 340 (Kindle version)
Rating: 4 stars
Completed: 5/6/21
How the book qualifies: Rating is 4.17, 75 Reviews

No, evil would be if I made the average rating lower, under 4 or even under 3.5, so you have to read books others didn't like very much!

I think you rubbed your hands together and cackled when you thought of this one 😁

Task 24 - 92. Read over 1500 pages in books set in the future or the past - teams decide.
As a team select whether you are reading books set in the future or in the past, then read
*Edited to correct error.*



It says read over 1500 pages, but then the detailed instructions say 6 books.

It says read over 1500 pages, but then the detailed instructions say 6 books."
It should be 1500 pages, I got confused when typing the details. I really should just have them typed up somewhere to copy over when used, but I actually type them up each time. It would help avoid errors like this. 🤦🏻♀️

I think you rubbed your hands together and cackled when you thought of this one 😁"
Not for this one, I did cackle a little for the task where you read books initially published in the decade of a teammate's birth. That one has the potential to be scary - you know if you are old like me!


Pages: 384 (Kindle version)
Rating: 4 stars
Completed: 5/7/21
How the book qualifies: MPG Historical

I'm about halfway through mine. I got to take a Mother's Day weekend nap today, so I'm a bit behind. Best gift ever, though! 🤣
And the crazy aunt in my book is Lady Courtenay, which just kills me! 🤣

I'm about halfway through mine. I got to take a Mother's Day weekend nap today, so I'm a bit behind. Best gift ever, though! 🤣
And the crazy aunt in my book is Lady Courtenay,..."
LOL, that's because I don't have much of a life right now! 😂 Still in the middle of the neverending move from hell, and where I'm at right now (and for probably another month or two) almost everything I have available to do can be paired with audiobooks. Don't even have "normal" TV, only streaming, and my wifi is limited to my cell data. In theory that's unlimited, but it drops WAY down in speed after a certain point, and it doesn't take much TV at all to get past that point. So, lots of listening time!


Pages: 384 (Kindle version)
Rating: 3 stars
Completed: 5/8/21
How the book qualifies: MPG Historical

Book: The High King's Golden Tongue
Rating: 👑👑👑👑
Pages: 412
Completed: May 8, 2021
Qualifies: MPG Historical


That's rough. Are you all moved out of your old place, or still doing a bit of back and forth?


92. Read over 1500 pages in books set in the future or the past - teams decide.
Team chose past

Love and Other Scandals
Pages: 384 (Kindle Edition)
Completed: 5/9
How the book qualifies: MPG Historical Romance
Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Review:

This book is exactly why I love historical romances so much. This was just such a wonderful read. Totally sucked me, totally loved the story, and totally loved this couple.
Joan is just my ultimate favorite type of heroine. She's super witty, lots of fun, and isn't afraid to stand up for herself. I was a fan from her first interaction with Tristan when he tells her she's impertinent, and she smiles and says "Thank you." I just knew I was going to love this lady.

And Tristan was the perfect pairing for her. I love how they good-naturedly butted heads in the beginning, but he really grew to love and respect her. Sometimes enemies-to-lovers stories are hard for me to really enjoy because the hero comes across a bit too nasty and is hard to totally forgive. But Tristan always treated their barbs as being all in good fun, and he never purposefully hit below the belt. The one time he made a mistake and did take it too far, he immediately recognized his error and fixed it.
There isn't much outside plot besides the growth of the relationship, but I always find these to be the best romances, as long as the author can do a good job of actually building a strong, believable relationship. Ms. Linden did such a great job of it here. I was really impressed.
I do think there was slightly a bit too much harping on about the heroine's weight and whether or not certain styles flattered her. I get that the point was to showcase how Tristan appreciated Joan for her personality over anything else, but it was just a little overdone for me.
Overall, just really happy with this one. I look forward to picking up more in the series. I always appreciate an author who can write a strong, likable heroine!

I feel like it's an episode on Lost or something. Who's going to play the lottery?


I'm completely moved out, although my mail and any package deliveries are still going there so I still need to drop by now and then. The fact that it was family buying the place makes this "in-between" time so much easier - I don't need to deal with changing my address on everything twice! Overall things are going pretty well, it's just a lot different from what I'm used to and the fact that I'm still not permanently settled and still dealing with a bit of uncertainty is frustrating at times.

I feel like it's an episode on Lost or something. Who's going to play the lottery?"
That threw me too! In fact, I'd noticed Courtney's page count matched mine earlier, so last night (when I was getting tired) when I saw Chan's countdown had another 384 page count and saw Liz's name, my brain didn't see what was actually there and I had a split second of panic thinking we were all finished and somehow were still over 300 pages short! Fortunately reason kicked in quickly and I realized what had happened and Courtney's count wasn't listed yet, but for a minute there it was like a bit of the Twilight Zone!
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Task 23 - 117. Read 8 books with an average rating under 4.2 AND under 250 reviews.
Books selected for this task need to have an average GR rating under 4.2 AND under 250 ..."
My first thought when I saw this one was that it's downright evil, but I found a couple that work. I'm starting with