PORG'S NOOKIE PART 5

[Sofia]

Mmm raisins. They're good in cereal.

[human]

Sofia wrote: "Mmm raisins. They're good in cereal."

raisins in cereal make we want to die.
actually, raisins in general make me want to kermit self-delete.

[Sofia]

ew not eggnog. I like cherry yogurt with lil cherry chunks. or banana

[human]

which group?

[Sofia]

I hate dry texters. They make me feel even more awkward.

[Sofia]

I also hate eggnog.

[Sofia]

I hate everything.

[human]

i've never had eggnog.

[human]

what does it taste like?

[Yumiko]

human wrote: "what does it taste like?"

literal doodoo.

[Yumiko]

SJM Trash wrote: "@human the fangirls group.

These people are dramatic as hell yet they can’t keep a conversation going at all.
They’re like:
Hey how’s life?
Good XD
cool XD
Yeah XD

Just shut up and go waste yo..."

STOP IM CRYING

[Yumiko]

Sofia wrote: "I hate everything."

yes
yes you do

[human]

FJDLSKJSFKDJSJDSKJSKJDLKJJ BURN THE HOUSE DOWN THERE'S NO OTHER OPTION

[evie , Chaotic fae founder]

SJM Trash wrote: "These people in this Saint’s forsaken group literally have entire conversations that consist solely of different weird variations of “hi.”

Is this really how kids are these days?
And stop using “X..."

Again.
Not wrong.
They're taking over.

[evie , Chaotic fae founder]

Intensify it, probably. And if you think it's out of control now, wait until it really gets bad.
I've had experience with this.

[Yumiko]

SJM Trash wrote: "I was just tryna sleep peacefully last night but I had a dream that I was in my room and two people were attacking me and one of them had a knife and was trying to slit my throat but he missed and ..."

I AM HYPERVENTILATING

[evie , Chaotic fae founder]

SJM Trash wrote: "I have received an answer to my cereal question.

“I don’t think cereal is a soup because in my head I associate soup with being a hot and savory dinner or lunch food.

Also cereal technically doe..."

That is a satisfying answer.
I'm pleasantly surprised, I need to try that.

[Sofia]

you don't cook cereal, it's not soup

[Yumiko]

Sofia wrote: "you don't cook cereal, it's not soup"

why are we still having this convo

[Sofia]

bc I'm late as always

[human]

Sofia wrote: "bc I'm late as always"

*me showing up 13 hours later*

[evie , Chaotic fae founder]

SJM Trash wrote: "This person really over here tryna tell me that Kaz is hers.
Bitch the only person I want to fight over Kaz with is Ansel and Yumiko. Not some random 11 year old who used “XD” too much.

I joined..."

EXACTLY.
RANDOM PEOPLE KEEP TALKING TO ME.
I DON'T LIKE IT.

[evie , Chaotic fae founder]

And I'm late too, because I had to wait for my parents to fall asleep, and now it's 11:50.

[human]

f

[evie , Chaotic fae founder]

I know.
I don't know how I stayed awake without my kindle.

[Sofia]

*hides"

[evie , Chaotic fae founder]

Hiiiiiiii! XD

[Sofia]

AKGSGJKHS I HATE YOU

[Sofia]

>:(

[evie , Chaotic fae founder]

SJM Trash wrote: "See this is how those people have conversations and it obviously doesn’t work."

This is true.
It's annoying.

[evie , Chaotic fae founder]

Yes.
I read all the comments.
It was chaos. I joined Bryce, Adela, and Em yesterday, and it was both awful and enjoyable.

[evie , Chaotic fae founder]

[evie , Chaotic fae founder]

I'M ASKING FOR KNIFE SHOES FOR CHRISTMAS, JUST TO SEE HOW MY PARENTS REACT.

[evie , Chaotic fae founder]

And because I want them.
That too.

[Sofia]

😂😂

[Sofia]

I can't skate. I tried once and it was a painful experience.

[evie , Chaotic fae founder]

I took lessons in third grade for a couple months, and was so bad that they needed an assistant teacher just so that she could help me learn to balance.😂
Honestly though, it was kind of fun.
Until I got to the actual skating part, then it wasn't.

[Sofia]

How do you move though?!?? I can balance until I start to move. I don't understand how people move.

[evie , Chaotic fae founder]

The first three days of lessons were learning to walk in skates, on the ice.

[Sofia]

I can walk just fine. It's the actual skating stuff I can't do.

[evie , Chaotic fae founder]

SJM Trash wrote: "So I was driving on the highway and I looked down and realized that I was going 120km/hr when the speed limit is 100 and all I thought was “lmao we zoomin” because apparently I just don’t care anym..."

After this, and online murder, I don’t think any of us really care.

[evie , Chaotic fae founder]

Oh my god- yes.
Just yes.

[human]

same with your tongue.

[evie , Chaotic fae founder]

SJM Trash wrote: "Fun fact: you have the strength to bite off a finger, but you can’t bite off your own finger because it would hurt so much."

Huh.
Interesting.

[evie , Chaotic fae founder]

SJM Trash wrote: "Ew but then you’d bite their finger off and it would be in your mouth.
That’s disgusting."

Yes it is. Blood is weird. It looks interesting but tastes disgusting.

[human]

omg same
i'm always *shooketh* when my hands aren't cold, it's a very rare occurrence.

[human]

join the club.

[evie , Chaotic fae founder]

I’m taking Spanish.
And I hate it.

[Yumiko]

SJM Trash wrote: "Woah why are my hands not cold??
My hands are always cold??"

literally facts. and then ppl shrink away from me when i touch them. hehehe

[human]

for real? lmaooo