i have a problem after all

[karen]

i lack impulse control. when i see a book, i want it. never mind that i dont make a lot of money and i have tons of hardcover books here that i bought as soon as they came out in hardcover because i had to have them, and now the paperbacks are out (sometimes have been out for years by now) and i still havent read them. but i had to have them what should i do? i want them so much!

[Mykle]

One word: shoplifting! Not only will you get all the books you covet -- for free! -- but also, someday you'll enjoy a long prison sentence in which to catch up on your reading.

[karen]

thats two problems solved for the price of one!