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Trying to put Edward above legendary vampires!!??
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Eurgh, just no.And the worse thing is that there are other [modern:] vampires which totally beat Deadwards ass.
I'm in agreement. Hell, even Marvel Comics' Morbius he Living Vampire is better....
In my opinion Edward is just a big disgrace in the history of vampires and the Twi-tards should not even try to compare him to the other vampires because they would totally beat his glittery ass in a fight, gaah they annoy me so much sometimes :(
Geneva *Team Shibusen XP* wrote: "In my opinion Edward is just a big disgrace in the history of vampires and the Twi-tards should not even try to compare him to the other vampires because they would totally beat his glittery ass in..."agreed.
*cough cough* seriously, lestat could kill edward faster than you could say 'meat pie'
sheesh! Dora can kill edward faster then he can say '...'
lol, LOUIS could kill edward faster than he could say 'twilight'
you gotta love louis...
i havent read the book... i got like up to the part where louis bit lestat, but then i got bored so i stopped reading. i wanna see the movie though, my dad said he would rent it.... *shrugs*
lol, its good, we have it...
Hello, I can kill Edward with my bare LOOK! He's such a pussy I bet he'll shrivel up at my disgusted and hatred-filled look MWAHAHAAHHA!
*walks up to edward*me *in a fake british accent*: hello, deary, would you care for a nice, delicious meat pie. its our special today: mary sue
edward: noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! bella!!!!!!! *faints*
In my opinion, The Count from Sesame Street could take Deadward out!
Heh. True. The Count also seem like the hand up his arse isn't there...I've heard these discussions before What I find interesting is that every so often, some chump mentions that Edward would just kill Dracula in his sleep during the day.
Guess who's probably never actually read Dracula? The good Count walked around during the day. He didn't like it, but he did it.
Dumb bastards.
I came across this little post on Yahoo, which I found pretty hilarious. In my opinion, this shows just how desperate these Twi-tards are for Edward to beat another vampire.http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...
Basically, what this person is saying is, "Okay, here's an Edward vs Alucard poll. Now, let's take all of Alucard's powers away and give Edward more strength so he can win!"
For one thing, powers cannot be taken from vampires. And for another, they obviously don't realize that even if you take away the powers of these other vampires, Edward is still gonna lose- because even without supernatural powers, most other vampires have far, far more strength than Edward does, which leads to an easy defeat.
What I actually am starting to think is that the Twi-tards DO realize that Edward can't beat all these vampires, but they just don't want to admit it.
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Actually... I think Deadward can beat all the vampires :D That's just my opinion!! :D
WAIT WAIT!! STAY WITH ME HERE!!!
He'd beat them in a gayness competition!! Bwahahaha!! :D (got the idea from Brandon and Bobby Long from Zack and Miri)
He should have appeared in Mariah Carrey's crap of a movie named: Glitter :D Hahahahah!!!! He'd definitely belong! :D
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One of my fave funny dialogues there would be when Delaney thought that his boss was being racist!
Customer: Excuse me? Can I get a coffee? Black?
Delaney: Can't you see we're talking? White?
HAHAHAHA!!
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He says: They fight just like real people!! Hahahaha!! >_<
Omg... that was sooo embarassing!!
Delaney: This is the worst porno I've ever seen...
Lester's name is hilarious!!!
Lester, Lester de Molester Cockinshtuff...
Imma beat up whoever insulted Dracula that way!
Dracula, listed here:
http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment...
Count Orlock:
http://forums.narutofan.com/showthrea...
Lestat (you have to check the low rated comments):
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...
Alucard (yes I know he's technically Dracula, but he's basically the warrior version, and this infuriates me the most)
http://www.funadvice.com/q/alucard_ve...
And what's the excuse? The most typical one is "He's so hot! (more like 'hes SOOOOOO hawt!') "
That does absolutely NOTHING in battle!
Luckily for us though, the Twi-tards are usually swarmed with people who know that Edward wouldn't stand a chance!
I've also come across Twi-tards who go out of their way on youtube and other sites to put down vampire movies such as Underworld, Interview With The Vampire, Dracula, Nosferatu, Shadow Of The Vampire, etc; and then try to put Twilight above them.
Again, people fortunately put the Tw-tards in their place in these situations as well! It just frustrates me that some people honestly think that about Deadward.