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1. Likes to call me forms of endearment in a husky voice (yes, Emma, husky. That's why it's so creepy!!)
2. Asks me how I'm doing five times within ten minutes!"
That is the biggest insultment someone has ever said to me.

1. Likes to call me forms of endearment in a husky voice (yes, Emma, husky. That's why it's so creepy!!)
2. Asks me how I'm doing five times within ten minutes!"
That IS creepy! 🤣

1. Likes to call me forms of endearment in a husky voice (yes, Emma, husky. That's why it's so creepy!!)
2. Asks me how I'm doing five times within ten minutes!"
That ..."
Don't believe her!!!! It's not true!!!!

1. Likes to call me forms of endearment in a husky voice (yes, Emma, husky. That's why it's so creepy!!)
2. Asks me how I'm doing five times within ten minutes!"
That ..."
"Insultment"?! 😲

1. Likes to call me forms of endearment in a husky voice (yes, Emma, husky. That's why it's so creepy!!)
2. Asks me how I'm doing five times within ten min..."
Yes, you may put it in your dictionary. 🤣

1. She puts ketchup on LITERALLY EVERYTHING!!!!
2. She would rather sit and listen to b..."
I do too know what I'm saying! To someone living 6 blocks from the north pole, Indiana is the tropics! 🤣

1. Likes to call me forms of endearment in a husky voice (yes, Emma, husky. That's why it's so creepy!!)
2. Asks me how I'm doing five times within ten minu..."
Really, Emma? Admit it, it's true!!!

1. She puts ketchup on LITERALLY EVERYTHING!!!!
2. She would rather sit an..."
🙄

1. Likes to call me forms of endearment in a husky voice (yes, Emma, husky. That's why it's so creepy!!)
2. Asks me how I'm doing five times wi..."
😤

1. Likes to call me forms of endearment in a husky voice (yes, Emma, husky. That's why it's so creepy!!)
2. Asks me how I'm doing five times wi..."
I think I will and shock Dorry sometime. 🤣

1. Likes to call me forms of endearment in a husky voice (yes, Emma, husky. That's why it's so creepy!!)
2. Asks me how I'm doing ..."
You will what?

1. Likes to call me forms of endearment in a husky voice (yes, Emma, husky. That's why it's so creepy!!)
2. Asks me ho..."
Add "Insultment" to my dictionary. 😂

1. Likes to call me forms of endearment in a husky voice (yes, Emma, husky. That's why it's so creepy!!)
..."
You're not really making a dictionary, are you? 🧐

1. Likes to call me forms of endearment in a husky voice (yes, Emma, husky. That's why it's s..."
I guess I should say, my vocabilary. 😂

1. Likes to call me forms of endearment in a husky voice (yes, Emma, husky. That..."
Which...needs some help... 🤣🤣🤣

1. Likes to call me forms of endearment in a husky voice (yes, Emma,..."
I was merely quoting Amy March. 🤣

INSULTMENT?!!?!??!??!?! Emma, you are hereby relieved of duty as assistant chief of the Grammar Police.

INSULTMENT?!!?!??!??!?! Emma, you are hereby relieved of duty as assistant chief of the Grammar Police."
😭😭😭

INSULTMENT?!!?!??!??!?! Emma, you are hereby relieved of duty as assistant chief of the Grammar Police."
😭😭😭"
What now?! You're crying over a little thing like that? Go clean up some milk! 🤣

INSULTMENT?!!?!??!??!?! Emma, you are hereby relieved of duty as assistant chief of the Gramm..."
A LITTLE THING?!? YOURE CALLING THAT A LITTLE THING?!?! 😢

Awww, poor Emma! There, now, dry your eyes. You are hereby reinstated, but mind that you watch your grammar!

Awww, poor Emma! There, now, dry your eyes. You are hereby reinstated, but mind that you watch your grammar!"
*sniff sniff* Oh yay! Yes, boss. 😂

1. She puts ketchup on LITERALLY EVERYTHING!!!!
2. She would rather sit and listen to birds than talk to real people
3. She thinks she ca..."
#2- Perhaps she is receiving a message
from Thoreau.

No wonder you give Allyson those
stares. You're probably waiting for
yesterday's thought to be completed.

😱"
You don't like ketchup? 😂

🤣🤣🤣

😱"
You don't like ketchup? 😂"
I'm imagining ketchup on eggs, ketchup on chicken, ketchup on rice, ketchup on ice cream, ketchup on cake...🤮

😱"
You don't like ketchup? 😂"
I'm imagining ketchup on eggs, ketchup on chicken, ketchup on rice, ketc..."
You better believe it! 🤣

ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Now, what do you think of ranch dressing on bananas?!

ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Now, what do you think of ranch dressing on bananas?!"
I can not judge you for that untill I try it. And no, I'm not saying I'm going to try it. 😂

ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Now, what do you think of ranch dressing on bananas?!"
I can not judge you for that untill I try it. And no, I'm not sayin..."
You need to try it!

ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Now, what do you think of ranch dressing on bananas?!"
I can not judge you for that untill I try it. And no, ..."
Maybe... No promises...

reason, it isn't working."
Have you ever tried ranch dressing on bananas? You can't call it a punishment until you try it."
Each have a distinct flavor, I don't
need to try it to know I won't like it,
it just isn't normal.😝
I might yield on syrup.

need to try it to know I won't like it,
it just isn't normal.😝
I might yield on syrup."
🤭

"Jane Austen, well, she's ok."
😾😂"
I knew I was going to hear from you on that one! 🤣"
🐻I'm beary appalled!

https://pin.it/33Y2zVE"
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I do NOT put ketchup on my bananas!

https://pin.it/33Y2zVE"
🤢🤮
I do NOT put ketchup on my bananas!"
No one said you did.😂

https://pin.it/33Y2zVE"
🤢🤮
I do NOT put ketchup on my bananas!"
No one said you did.😂"
But you said that it was lunch with DOROTHY and Allyson!

https://pin.it/33Y2zVE"
🤢🤮
I do NOT put ketchup on my bananas!"
No one said you did.😂"
But you said that it was lunch w..."
Good heavens, Dorothy!
It's humor depicting the oddity
of your preferences.🙄

https://pin.it/33Y2zVE"
Oh, Ruth! 🤢🤮"
My thoughts exactly, Emma!

It's humor depicting the oddity
of your preferences.🙄"
I do not have an "oddity of preference!"
Books mentioned in this topic
North and South (other topics)Little Women (other topics)
Little Women (other topics)
The Deerslayer (other topics)
The Pathfinder (other topics)
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Authors mentioned in this topic
Elizabeth Gaskell (other topics)Mark Twain (other topics)
Jonathan Edwards (other topics)
Jonathan Edwards (other topics)
James Fenimore Cooper (other topics)
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Yes, it's quite creepy. 😂