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Today, I shall mostly be...


Until, ooooh, at least next Saturday?

Friend of a friend does catering jobs, had a load of bottled beers that's been left outside, so labels peeling, bit manky looking.
So happy days, with free beer.
Also about 300 sachets of ketchup/mayonnaise/tartar sauce, about to go out of date. Sure I'll have to slather them on every food available to get through em in the next month.

War? Special Military Operation videos surely? Slava Ukraini!! And prost.

Yesterday was a busy one. Up at 6 to walk Minnie and scoff me Bran Flake/muesli mix then a Teams examiners' meeting from 8 with just the Principal Examiner and myself. Lord how she could talk! We'd started on Saturday evening supposedly from 6.30-8.30 but she droned on unnecessarily about procedures and where to put ticks, etc as if I hadn't been marking exams since about 1986 (probably longer then she had) to the point where I said 'Enough' at 9.10. There were points I wanted to cut the camera and mute the mic to just scream, "Just shut the **** up and ****ing get on with it!" but my thin veil of civility held. Every time I made a valid point about amending the mark scheme so it read better or pointed out where I would have awarded marks differently to her initial draft marks she accepted readily enough but then followed up with the same spiel about how she saw these meetings as a useful two-way process and that my points were helpful and she was developing a better understanding; yes, thank you but you might restrict yourself to making that somewhat fatuous observation only once so we can actually crack on with what we're supposed to be doing?
At the start of both sessions she went into an overlong explanation of where in her property she was and why the light might be giving her a Smurf-like blue tinge and then, early on in Saturday's meeting, she took a phone call - did she mute her mic? Of course she bleedin' well didn't so I could hear every word of her conversation with her partner - where he was (the chippy), should he get her some scran (no, she was in a meeting - small mercies there at least since I didn't have to watch her munching her way through her greasy takeaway - and there was some soup and bread she could have later, yada yada..... - and then when she hung up she wanted to tell me about how he'd been out for the day and .......... I'm sure my eyerolling wasn't too noticeable since we both appear only in small windows at the bottom of the screen! At the end, and I'm sure she was being complementary(?!!) after thanking me for all the helpful input she said, "You're very straight" which I'm confident wasn't speculation on my orientation and which some might think was a somewhat euphemistic phrase? Brass Neck by name ......
We went on without a break until 1.10 which just left time to walk the dawg, quickly s**t, shave and shampoo, eat my dinner (chicken breast stuffed with blue stilton, wrapped in bacon and simmered in red wine, yum), stack the dishwasher efficiently (Mrs Neck makes such an unholy hash if left to it!) fire up the jalopy, pick up Spitboy BC and head for the Hope Tavern to see the marvellous Ramblin' Preachers, young fiery blues rockers who'd played to just 5 people in Sheffield at a free entry gig in Sheffield on Saturday but had a heaving audience at £12 a pop yesterday and after that up over t'umber Bridge to 'ull for the wonderful (but disastrously monickered) Tankus The Henge who played to fewer people than the afternoon Hope Tavern gig. Got to bed at 1am = shattered!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H6vT... - Ramblin' Preachers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHqZ1... - TTH


Like D's new nickname! Are you by any chance trying to keep warm by sitting still? Get on that exercise bike and get yer circulation going! If it's to be the sedentary option you might also consider;
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Oversized-Bl...


I ordered Mrs Neck one, she's also of the avowedly couch potato persuasion!




If only, as usual I will be outvoted here, and the decorations will begin and grow, like hairs in an old mans dingy ears.
In other news, another pup joined the family. See photo.

P.S. Our tree goes up on the second Saturday in December (when the local scout troop delivers it).

Yawn, the nightime crying, Pup not me....yawn..yawn..yawn

Yawn, the nightime crying, Pup not me....yawn..yawn..yawn"
Very nice!!



I'm sure they'll make allowances for you C.

I'm sure they'll make allowances for you C."
Probably a quick round of emails, to pre-warn the other guests, and suggest some coping/diffusing strategies.
Apparently no one wants a repeat of last years 'prolonged episode'.
:0



I really enjoyed Backtrack, Val. If you get to see it, I hope you do too. ☺️

I really enjoyed Backtrack, Val. If you get to see it, I hope you do too. ☺️"
For a second I read "...with a bottle of Vinegar".
'0)

D's off to the club as usual in an hour or so, so once he's back home again with a few beers in him it'll be dinner then bed. My plans tonight are a bottle of red and The Machinist (Christian Bale), as long as Miss Snowdrop doesn't wake Daddy up just after I start watching it like she did last week. 😻🍷


I've been buying Asda's 'A Drop Of...' wines lately. Didn't realize until I'd gotten home that I'd picked up the same as I had in. I think my favourite red at the moment is Malbec.





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A heavy cold and a s***load of alcohol? Hope the hangover was worth it?