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I want one of those ! Perfect for growing beans, beetroot, cannabi ..sorry cabbage and tomatoes :-)

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The latter group - often straight out of "uni" with no experience of real life should be hounded out until they have that relevant experience which allows them to understand real people and their concerns.

Until they have forgotten all they learned about political theory and had their ideologies knocked out of them by life :-) What a wonderful thing - democracy - but i guess we shouldn't complain; we're not russian


Reminds me of a Mancunian person who phoned up several years ago now asking to speak to my elderly mother. When I politely asked what it was about, just so I could tell her when I gave her the phone, he got really aggressive and then hung up. A exemplar to his 'trade'. :rolleyes:

These bluddy Mancunians, eh ! At least i was speaking to a real person; the norm is an automated message telling me my Amazon Prime account has debited my credit card by £79 and instructing that if I wish to cancel the transaction i should press "1" now.


Should be fun :0
All but my oldest girl abandoning the house for a few days, while the DIY expertise gets into action.
LOL


...dicking around. Might be the real reason for early retirement."
We won't hear from Brass again, that post was his last request.
Tomorrows paper - "Tinder Goes Horribly Wrong For Elderly Grimsby Retiree"



Not too many flies here yet although the mayfly are appearing, but they are short lived and generally seem pretty drowsy. Also nice to see the swallows back - so there must be enough insect food to keep them going

EDIT: I shall be masked up to avoid (hopefully) Covid, the flu and monkeypox.

Great plans, Val. Enjoy yourself.

I went to a party with my girl in the city on election night
I was hoping everybody’d make a move to the left
But we gone and made a swing to the right
Now I’m singing the blues for the country
As we move into another long night
but at last there has been a swing in a different direction with the electorate clearly not enamoured of the current government. My only fear is that now that Scott Morrison is standing down from the Liberal (read Tory) leadership, it could go to Peter Dutton - a neo-fascist in my book.


Beccabunga sounds like one of Silvio Berlusconi's consorts?


Probably lied as it's Friday, and he was wanting to start his weekend :0


Today, I shall mostly be... shaking my head and thinking dark thoughts about the sheer amount of Union Jackassery that has overtaken the village. So much made in China plastic tat destined for landfill in a few days; an absolute environmental disaster. The village already had too many flagpoles in gardens, now people appear to have gone out and bought some distinctly flimsy looking ones, the better to drape even more bunting (spelt with a c?) from. If I can hear the incessant flapping against their windows from the pavement what must it be like inside (hopefully none of you can tell me from experience). Plastic Union Jack banners almost fill front windows presumably reducing the already less than summery amount of light inside including one that features an image of the Lizster at each significant anniversary from 1977 onwards like one of those evolution of man things in reverse! I'd sue if I were her, then again her family don't seem to fancy their chances much in court! Roll on the Republic, let QEII be the last!

So to the incident. We were returning after a good 2 hour 6 miler down Cleethorpes along a private unpaved road which connects with our road. I could see a car outside their house and the family and the dog in question unleashed on the footpath. It's a bloody long way to get round so I shortened Minnie's lead and walked along the opposite footpath. The husband was by the dog, saw us and began to reach down to grab its collar. Too late; it leapt towards us at full pelt, barreled into my legs which I couldn't move since Minnie was in a frenzy of terror and I might stand on her so I toppled forward grazing both palms and my knee, let go of Minnie's lead so she was running round growling and snapping defensively at the hulk. As I got to my feet, retrieved Minnie and examined my wounds which were bleeding hubby was genuinely apologetic but I wasn't feeling charitable and my language became a tad industrial. The wife starts up with bollocks about "Your dog's vicious" (she stands under a foot tall and weighs less than 8 kilos, theirs is at least 3 or 4 times that) at which I lost it a little and told her exactly what I thought. She's maybe a bit of a bag of nerves since hubby and a daughter came over all Eastenders with "Leave it mum" (but stopped short of 'e ain't wurf it). I was not a little shaken by the encounter but above all by that modern over-defensive mindset that cannot see any fault in any member of their family's behaviour. I know Minnie has her quirks and undesirable aspects, that's why she rarely gets to be off-lead and why I choose routes carefully and cross the street if another dog, especially a big black 'un is coming out way. Used to encounter it regularly as a teacher too.

Most exciting thing that happened here today was Miss Snowdrop eating her breakfast too fast and puking on the living room windowsill at 7 o'clock this morning. Most exciting thing tonight is the bottle of wine I'm about to open. 🍷

Sympathies Brass. We took our little female border terrier to socialisation and obedience classes at the local club as a pup and she was attacked (unprovoked) on 2 occasions by a much older and bigger black lab. It has scarred her mentally if nothing else and she now shows nervous self-defensive-aggressive tendencies when unfamiliar dogs approach and is more or less confined to the lead. We also get -"that wee dog is a vicious animal" or the owners who blithely let their loose dog try to jump in her face or sniff her backside and laugh it off "don't worry, he wouldn't hurt a fly". So often it's the owners who really need the training and often it's us owners who are in the front line!


Collette,I'm going to try The autopsy of Jane doe,I saw that you watched Black Christmas I watched the original and have bought the remake,I meant to watch it at Xmas but didn't.Im bsitting tonight and saw that the remake of When a stranger calls was coming on so I've just watched that,I do prefer the original though.To be be honest not a lot scares me now when I'm babysitting,I've pretty much had it all happen.

Collette,I'm going to try The autopsy of Jane doe,I saw that you watched Black Christmas I watched the original and..."
I'm a Yorkshireman - Yorkshire born and Yorkshire bred, strong in t'arm and thick in t'head! Didn't hurt much despite the blood but the umbrage hasn't gone away, really would like to go and have an 'exchange of views' with the woman but don't think it would end well so I won't. I still walk past their house with the 'vicious' Minnie every day and each time Minnie tenses up, starts panting and tries to lunge at their gates but I keep the lead short. Haven't seen the big black brute in the drive anyway.

Collette,I'm going to try The autopsy of Jane doe,I saw that you watched Black Christmas I watched the original and..."
Hi Anita. Hope you enjoy it. The original Black Christmas is probably my all time favourite slasher movie. I love Margot Kidder in it. Didn't enjoy the 2006 version quite so much, but I really liked the newest one as basically it's a totally different story. I saw the original When A Stranger calls for the first time a couple of months back. And the follow up. Quite enjoyed them. Another horror I really love is 30 Days Of Night. Had a nightmare after seeing that for the first time.

Brass glad you're on the mend.

What it did allow was an observation of how there are still some royalist diehards/lazyarses who still have their Union Jackass bunting up. Isn't there an equivalent of the 12 days of Xmas for the decorations to come down (a blessed day chez Brass!)? Are they delaying contributing their mass of tat to the overflowing landfills or are they leaving them up until a decade's time?!! I note that one such festooned house on our street is the one which had a police ASBO CCTV camera installed high on the lamppost opposite; what is the (massively suburbanised) village coming to? All gone downhill since we arrived ...... errrr ......yeah.

Scary stuff, Anita. Did the local loony bin report any escapees? Surprised it didn't put you right off babysitting (for that family anyway, ha ha).

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