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Today, I shall mostly be...

Rain and cooler, so that's the gardening out. Still, much sorting still to do.
Enjoy your day!

Mankini slipped on, ready for action.
Let's hit the coast........"
I'd love to se a picture of that, Tim! 😎
My only plans for today are the fan at full blast, a horror movie or 2, and a very cold bottle of red wine tonight. 🍷

"very cold bottle of red wine" - heathen!

Those snobby wine connoisseurs would have a field day with me. What can I say...I don't like it warm.

Watching 3 In A Bed on All4. No pulling out the loo brush to see if it's bogging or not, pulling the shower plug thingie up, running your finger in silly places looking for dust, or stripping the bedding off in search of a short n curly in those days.

It was hellish scorching week at work (to remind I'm welder). Today was ONLY 26C, and it felt fresh!
Tonight more Dr. Death episodes, it's a good one, great cast and basaed on real life events.


It's a bit of a strange combination, carpet fitting and mobile phones.

Sick of it at this stage.
If I wanted to live in temperatures in the late 20's I'd have moved somewhere other than Ireland.

We were supposed to do the garden today but I think D's leaving it til tomorrow now, thank god.

Minnie has quite a thick coat of black (soft and sooo fluffy) hair so I've taken to wetting her down with a watering can before walks. Seems to do the trick.

I've tried that trick with our Dog. But straight after wetting her she immediately goes and rolls all across the dusty gravel yard, or the edge of a sand pile I have. And then wants to come in the house later.
Awful animal.
:0

Girl or boy? Suppose dogs have same need for a makeup as us (well ladies in particular, my observation). We had golden retriever girl before latter retriever boy, she was snow white with irresistible urge for rolling in dogs poo. After procedure she felt nice, smelly and happy...

unlimited free tufts!"
Mobile Rug Warehouse, for those bald emergencies.

unlimited free tufts!"
Mobile Rug Warehouse, for those bald emergencies."
I believe you're thinking of the high st mainstay Dorothy Merkins?

Anyway, my gripe with them is quite trivial in the grand scheme of things, but it still pissed me off at the time, so here goes.
A few weeks ago I received an e-mail from iD, (Carphone Warehouse), to inform me that I was due an upgrade. 2 weeks later I received another one telling me to, "Get Excited, only 2 weeks from an upgrade". So, I selected and paid for a phone that cost £10 and £17 a month, 24 month contract, (iD phones are normally free but this model, Samsung Galaxy A22 5G, was only on sale from June this year). Pretty much straight away I was e-mailed informing me I was successful in upgrading and my order would be processed in 24hrs. The next day they e-mailed me again to say I was ineligible from an upgrade, even though my account was saying and still does at the time of me typing this, that I am eligible.
I tried speaking to a 'bot' (no crude jokes BN/Serial), on their website, but because they seem programmed to only answer yes or no questions, they were of little use. I tried talking to a real person online, but mysteriously they were all busy even at 8pm. iD have no phone number, and neither does Carphone Warehouse in my nearest branch Poole, (Googled it, it doesn't exist). However, considering my supposed upgrade was premature, a quick check on my mobile banking showed the £9.99 withdrawn from my account.
Quite annoyed now, I drove to the Poole branch on Saturday just gone and queued up for 20+ minutes. When I was finally served, I was told there was nothing they can do until Monday as the manager was absent and he was the only one who could sort it out. Now slightly fuming, I returned today and spoke to the manager who informed me that it was a computer error and they would return me the money within 3-5 days. Fine, but as I said to the manager, had the handset have been more expensive, and some top £100, what would have happened if I hadn't noticed it and a few days later a bill might not have been able to be paid? Plus I've had to make 2 unnecessary trips to Poole, wasting time and petrol.
They are crap, and have lost a customer, their coverage is poor too!

Thank you Boris you brain dead tosspot.
I'm not even going to be in the UK long enough to complete my 10 day self isolation period.

Thank you ..."
I don't listen to news much, but think I heard that France is not included in the new more relaxed conditions, probably due to the higher incidence of the South African variant there, which hasn't really got a foothold over here so far.

Picked up a cake for him today too,
He's staying here tomorrow night, couple others calling in.
Alcohol will be imbibed and fun times had!


Picked up a cake for him today too,
He's staying here tomorrow night, couple others calling in.
Alcohol will ..."
FFS, don't get pissed and put the mankini on. 😱

I do hope your windows open wide.

I do hope your windows open wide."
:o)

I do hope your windows open wide."
.... and back doors ...... probably?


Kerry A&E yesterday, then down to Cork today, to the emergency eye clinic.
I don't recommend getting a big dollop of corrosive wet plaster in your eye, anytime soon.
Had to sit over a sink in A&E Kerry yesterday, with them pouring 6 bags of saline through my eye, to flush it out.
Happily after todays visit to the Eye Clinic, no lasting damage and should heal.
Fks sake :0
Eye drops for next 2 weeks.


Last year got metal splinter in my eye when sanding, got to go to Sligo hospital to pull it out. Wife was driving. Awful day. '0)

To me it's never enough!

L..."
Yes, Fota is great, we were there with the kids recently. Tempted to leave some of em behind in the Monkey enclosure.

L..."
Sounds awful (the splinter more than the driving).
They used these dry PH strips in my eye, nasty, nasty..... :0

LOL

Sadly, he was as good at plan making as he was at DIY, so a nail went through the pipe again. By now, we'd heard the story and pointed him in the direction of a carpet shop to buy the underlay ...
As my DH always says, if the old lady (me) can't do it, get a man in. (Or the S-i-L).

They used these dry PH strips in my eye, nasty, nasty..... :0"
All those head related pains are so irritating. If I must choose between sore eye, tooth or ear... I dunno.
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Mankini slipped on, ready for action.
Let's hit the coast........