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Collette
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Jun 03, 2021 09:39AM
That's Snowdrop had her first jab and she was brill. Slightly weird at the vet's as they're still not letting people in because of Covid, but we got on fine. Apart from not being too chuffed at being back in her pet carrier and the drive there, wee soul took it in her stride. Soon as we got back home she was her usual cheeky self...playing under the drying screen in the kitchen and trying to chew my bath towel.
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Awww, what a brave and fearless little kitty-kat ;o>
She's a sleepy kitty cat now, Suzy. Been a long day for her.
suzysunshine7 wrote: "The Live Band have probably been asked to play Reggae Music at regular Intervals just to keep uncle tech calm and content during the Reception ;o>"Let's hope a pop friendly 'Red Red Wine' is on the cards.
Collette wrote: "She's a sleepy kitty cat now, Suzy. Been a long day for her."It must be exhausting pretending to be a Tiger when you're such a tiny puffball ;o>
humph! i am the perfect wedding guest and well known for my tolerance of music that is outwith my sphere of interest!actually, the groom's grandfather in law is a lifelong supporter, and former sponsor, of killie, so any short passbacks, shirked tackles or own goals will be brought to book!
suzysunshine7 wrote: "Collette wrote: "She's a sleepy kitty cat now, Suzy. Been a long day for her."It must be exhausting pretending to be a Tiger when you're such a tiny puffball ;o>"
It was bloody exhausting for us during the night. Catkins came alive at bedtime, then realised she could now get up on the bed. Spent half the night jumping about it. She was on the pillows behind our heads, took a shortcut over our faces and twice managed to get under the covers. The latter was flipping hilarious. D did say she would have the bed mastered by today. 😆
Ohhh Collette!!! ... your lives will never be the same again!!! ... LOL!!! ;o>
Collette wrote: "suzysunshine7 wrote: "Collette wrote: "She's a sleepy kitty cat now, Suzy. Been a long day for her."It must be exhausting pretending to be a Tiger when you're such a tiny puffball ;o>"
It was bl..."
Have you no doors on your place? Shut the bedroom door.
Problem solved
!
Serial wrote: "Collette wrote: "suzysunshine7 wrote: "Collette wrote: "She's a sleepy kitty cat now, Suzy. Been a long day for her."It must be exhausting pretending to be a Tiger when you're such a tiny puffbal..."
My baby girl's getting the run of the place. Only shut door is the outside one.
Serial wrote: "Shut the bedroom door."What if the moggy wants out of the bedroom?
Brass Neck wrote: "Serial wrote: "Shut the bedroom door."What if the moggy wants out of the bedroom?"
Pussy's seem to relish being on the opposite side of a door, and then want the opposite.
Contrary feckers are best booted out at night.
Battling to repot the bamboo on the bedroom balcony. It's my own fault for wanting a bit of garden out there but the narrow space makes every task many times harder than it would be in the open. It's a job for two people and could be done in half an hour in a normal space but it's going to take most of the day, working in shifts and together ... Just hope the plant is grateful ;o)
Had a bit of a better nights sleep with catface last night. She tried to attack my hand a couple of times and licked my foot at one point. Hopefully tonight'll be better again. Looking forward to a bottle of red tonight and an episode or 2 of Silent Witness.
Collette wrote: "Looking forward to a bottle of red tonight and an episode or 2 of Silent Witness"Well, that might help to calm and subdue Snowdrop somewhat, Collette ;o> ... but, tell us, what are your own plans for another quiet evening in? ;o>
Collette wrote: "Had a bit of a better nights sleep with catface last night. She tried to attack my hand a couple of times and licked my foot at one point. Hopefully tonight'll be better again. Looking forward to..."
No-one wants a pussy licking when they're trying to sleep.
Brass Neck wrote: "Collette wrote: "Had a bit of a better nights sleep with catface last night. She tried to attack my hand a couple of times and licked my foot at one point. Hopefully tonight'll be better again. L..."
Saw something today 'Ruin a film title by inserting the word 'moist' into it.
Charlie The Lonely Moist Cougar.
Puss In Moist Boots.
etc etc..
Moist Goldfinger.....
That's just silly! Tonight I watched Moist Terminator! Gone yourself Arnie! Brassy, naughty step for you! 😝
Moist Mary PoppinsLong Moist Riders
Moist Fanny By Gaslight
What's New Moist Pussycat
Kick Moist Ass
On Her Moist Majesty's Secret Service
Brass Neck wrote: "Moist Mary PoppinsLong Moist Riders
Moist Fanny By Gaslight
What's New Moist Pussycat
Kick Moist Ass
On Her Moist Majesty's Secret Service"
Pure quality, Brass. I knew you wouldn't disappoint.
some classics,Dirty Moist Harry
Moist Godfather
'what moist women want''pretty moist woman'
'when harry met moist sally'
'thelma and moist louise'
'harold and moist maude'
'do the right moist thing'
Collette wrote: "You lot are easily amused! 🙄🙄"Sez the one wot writ, "Tonight I watched Moist Terminator!
Brass Neck wrote: "Collette wrote: "You lot are easily amused! 🙄🙄"Sez the one wot writ, "Tonight I watched Moist Terminator!"
Along with saying 'That's just silly'! 😬 I bet you're sat there trying to think of what else to add to your list.
I would imagine inserting the word Priapic would be similarly tittersome to those of us of a puerile bent?Titanic Priapic
Priapic Love Actually
The Last Priapic Emperor
Last Priapic Tango In Paris
Four Priapic Weddings and a Moist Funeral
And this just came;
Moist Sliding Doors
'the shape of priapic water''three priapic billboards outside moist ebbing missouri'
'the long priapic friday'
'the whole nine priapic yards'
'priapic goodfellas'
'close encounters of the third priapic kind'
'sins of the priapic father'
'pee wee's big priapic adventure'
'bill and ted's bogus priapic journey'
'bill and ted's moist excellent priapic adventure'
'priapic apocalypse now'
'the priapic elephant man'
anyhoo, the wedding, with the opulent surroundings and simply stunning scenery of trump turnberry, went very well, the numbers being limited to 50 made for a (relatively) safe and civilised time for all there - the bride and groom's first dance was also the last dance, extortionately priced drinks served at tables. this also meant that the asshole drunk quotient was lower than usual - one girl trying to get everyone on their feet (no-one was bothering their arse) at one point looked like she was either going to have a stroke or shit herself, was quietly spoken to by trumpy's people. everything all packed up by 10pm - how often does that happen at a footballer's wedding?
Awww, it sounds lovely, tech ... very classy, and grown-up, and civilised ... and absolutely nothing like any of the family and friend's Weddings that I've ever attended! - LOL!!! ;o>
strangely Suzy ,I was thinking the same.Who was getting married Tech?
my niece was marrying killie's new central defender, Euan Murray - signing for kfc and getting married in the same week? all downhill from here!
congratulations to your niece and hubby.
totally agree, but gots ta go where the action is! took part in two conversations discussing the above events - janey was a lot funnier before she was famous.
Tech XXIII wrote: "totally agree, but gots ta go where the action is! took part in two conversations discussing the above events - janey was a lot funnier before she was famous."She was!
Sweating like a pig thanks to Psycho Baby (or Nessie as D calls her) stalking, jumping at and attacking the hoover as I tried to do the living room carpet. Apart from not liking carrier/black bags rustling, she's bloody fearless.
LOL!!! ... I can just picture her doing it, Collette! ;o>
She's an angel half the time, Suzy, and a devil the rest. She stole my teeniest bear out of the room a few days back. Hers now. Thank god it wasn't one of my collectible ones.
Try living with five month old puppy the size of a small pony. We're on holiday at the moment in a gite near Carcassonne and we have to watch him like hawk.Having said that, we went to see some friends who have a boat on the Canal du Midi yesterday and he was amazingly well behaved. We were expecting him to be nervous and worried about it, but he was totally relaxed other than the getting him on the boat part!
Collette wrote: "She's an angel half the time, Suzy, and a devil the rest. She stole my teeniest bear out of the room a few days back. Hers now. Thank god it wasn't one of my collectible ones."Awww! ... you have got so many Bears now, Mummy, and Snowdrop only wants just the one! ... LOL!!! ;o>
Derek wrote: "Try living with five month old puppy the size of a small pony. We're on holiday at the moment in a gite near Carcassonne and we have to watch him like hawk.Having said that, we went to see some f..."
Did he have to wear a Life Jacket? - or has he been learning how to swim in your Swimming Pool? ;o>
suzysunshine7 wrote: "Derek wrote: "Try living with five month old puppy the size of a small pony. We're on holiday at the moment in a gite near Carcassonne and we have to watch him like hawk.Having said that, we went..."
No life jacket, but he had his harness on which has a handle we could use to haul him out.
Our pool is 1.5 metres deep, no shallow/deep ends, so no he hasn't been in there.
Also yesterday morning the gite owner (an English lady) called me down to try and rescue a mouse (which turned out to be a vole) that had got trapped in her pool skimmer that the water circulates out through. I tried to fish it out but it decided to swim for it instead but I managed to catch it in plastic container and release it back into the wild
Ohhh the poor little thing! ;oOThank goodness you managed to rescue it before it hurt itself, Derek! ;o>
miss tech had to deal with a bird in the kitchen on friday, took her about an hour to get it outside - most of that time was texting and calling mrs tech, her boyfriend and me for hints on how to do this! the chief suspect in all this was actually upstairs catching some (bob) zzz's, and had nothing to do with it. needless to say she had a load of bird keech to clean up.
Tech XXIII wrote: "miss tech had to deal with a bird in the kitchen on friday, took her about an hour to get it outside - most of that time was texting and calling mrs tech, her boyfriend and me for hints on how to d..."Open window as wide as it will go (and close any doors unless one also goes outdoors), and stand back. It'll find its own way out sooner or later. Added bonus of not having the poop (or not so much of it) to clean up.
Reminded me of an incident many years back when a blackbird came into our dining room. I managed to get her out but very soon she came back inside. Turns out she was looking for a fledgling which had somehow managed to get into the cellar (which is underneath the dining room). That was a bit trickier, as the place has a lot of boxes stored down there, and the barred windows are below ground level. I was eventually able to grab the little beggar when it got tired and put it out to reunite with mum.
A young sparrow got in to the sitting room on Friday evening, settled facing the wall by the heater and just as I was sneaking up behind it, it looked round and flew straight out of the balcony door. Great result! The other thing we have to watch out for at this time of year is dragonflies. They seem not to be able to find the opening once they're inside. :o(
all that. the panicking, texting and calling took up approx. 97% of the hour."into the cellar" - did you not just send Igor down to deal with it (eat it)? 😱
"They seem not to be able to find the opening once they're inside"ooh, matron!
Isabella - if you get a moment, please check in with the Aussie Rules footy tipping comp. You're doing rather well!
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