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I covered myself with 'or some such' however I forgot to add the word crap!
I think you'll find that's the best place for it!
Brass Neck wrote: "I think you'll find that's the best place for it!"Fear not.
Soon you'll have Boris's Burrow.
Collette wrote: "What, up his bum??"Why d'you think his hair's always a mess honey?
Poor Boris! Bad Mr B! 🤢My very own designed Jon Bon Jovi t-shirt will be making it's way too me very soon and I can't wait. Was slightly worried last night when on checking the invoice it said whitespace had been found in my design, but on checking back this morning it seems to have been sorted, so... Woo Hoo!!
Having a cuppa then I'll go and make the bed. Then an ep of Stargate Sg1, me thinks.
"it said whitespace had been found in my design" - I think you misread; it said Whitesnake had been found in .......
Yay, I've been excused from jury service (this time anyway). I can stop getting my knickers in a twist now. 😐😐
Well, I know that daily life needs to, and must, still carry on in some way, shape, or form regardless of whatever else is happening ... but I genuinely don't think that anyone of any age or health status should be putting themselves at any greater risk of catching any variant of Covid-19 until they have, at the very least, had their Vaccinations first.
Collette wrote: "Yay, I've been excused from jury service (this time anyway). I can stop getting my knickers in a twist now. 😐😐"That's a shame as you have the experience.
All those Murder She Wrote, and Hetty Stainthrop....sure you're an expert.
"That's a shame as you have the experience" - of twisted knickers?
Collette wrote: "Har de har! 😬"I could just imagine you in the Jury, overwhelming evidence of guilt, but no you say he's innocent.
Lucky he wore that Bon Jovi T Shirt to court.
..... and the 80s big hair mullet.
Brass Neck wrote: "..... and the 80s big hair mullet."With C, a mullet is a ticket to ride.
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now now, gents! a jon bon jobi t-shirt is a handy thing to have around - you never know when you'll run out of toilet paper!
It's too early in the morning, you pair of wallies! 😆😆
Tech XXIII wrote: "now now, gents! a jon bon jobi t-shirt is a handy thing to have around - you never know when you'll run out of toilet paper!"And you can shut your gob as well. The guy's got mega talent and he's still gorgeous at almost 60. Grrr! 😡
"still gorgeous at almost 60"well, i know how that feels!
Tech XXIII wrote: ""still gorgeous at almost 60"well, i know how that feels!"
Well, I remember how that felt!
Well, my Jon Bon Jovi t-shirt's came, and it's bloody gorgeous. Totally chuffed with it.I assume those rose tinted mirrors are still up, fellas?
Collette wrote: "Well, my Jon Bon Jovi t-shirt's came, and it's bloody gorgeous. Totally chuffed with it."Take a selfie and we'll be the judge of that!
Bon Jovi on your t-shirt? It's enough to get on your tits! ;-) Sorry that was a bad pun, football spoiler alert - just ecstatic that a certain North London team are winning, and have therefore had a bit to drink.
Tech XXIII wrote: "you or spurs?"Ginnicius ha ha, (because we have a forward called Vinnicius...are you don't know! ) :-)
Collette wrote: "Well, my Jon Bon Jovi t-shirt's came, and it's bloody gorgeous. Totally chuffed with it.I assume those rose tinted mirrors are still up, fellas?"
A diminutive Jon Bon Jovi on the shitter design? With the Sword of Damocles hanging perilously over his bouffant perm.
Changing my Guardian subscription to digital only as I can no longer cope with piles of papers and struggling out to the recycling bin.
Well at least you can pick and choose what you want from the newspaper that way, without having to sort through (and dispose of) pages and pages of irrelevancy. When we have a paper, less and less often since lockdown, we're always amazed at how much we never actually read. No sport, no entertainment, no fashion, no travel, no ads ...
Isabella wrote: "Well at least you can pick and choose what you want from the newspaper that way, without having to sort through (and dispose of) pages and pages of irrelevancy. When we have a paper, less and les..."
Yes, that too was a good reason
I’ve been digital only for years. It’s much more convenient, and a lot cheaper, but I often go for days without even looking at it. Newspapers are a habit, and I’ve found I’m more inclined to pick up a paper to browse than bother opening a screen. Also, now have to buy firefighters.
Isn't it cheaper to rent one? Whatever next?!
Housework's all done so I can relax for the rest of the day. My only plans now are a chippie or Munchy Box for dinner tonight, some tunes after that, and Halloween 4 and a bottle of red wine tonight.There'll be no selfies at this moment, ta very much, Mr B, but if I can find my camera later, I'll put a pic of my lovely tee up on my profile.
Lez wrote: "Isn't it cheaper to rent one? Whatever next?!"Effing autocorrect 😂
Set Fire to your House ... call 999 ... and you can get Firefighters for free ;o>
Funnily enough I discovered I’ve run out of firelighters (just caught autocorrect in time!) today. Luckily the postie delivered a big fat envelope of bumf from Ruth Davidson, so that did the job nicely.
suzysunshine7 wrote: "Set Fire to your House ... call 999 ... and you can get Firefighters for free ;o>"😆
nocheese wrote: "Funnily enough I discovered I’ve run out of firelighters (just caught autocorrect in time!) today. Luckily the postie delivered a big fat envelope of bumf from Ruth Davidson, so that did the job ni..."Who's Ruth Davidson?
nocheese wrote: "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruth_Da.... Leader of the Scottish Conservative and Unionist Party."
Ahhh I see, certainly fire lighting material :)
What a fun day, chasing escaped Cows and then coming home and slipping on some plywood (what idiot left it there) and smacking down on my ribs.Damn painful, and tender. Never had bruised ribs, not nice.
So Solpadeine, Ibuprofen and Whiskey. Really quite effective.
"chasing escaped Cows" - didn't want to see what Love Your Pet Day might involve?
Sorry to hear about your ribs, Serial. I bruised a couple just by leaning over a bookcase. Amazingly painful and took a while to improve.
Lez wrote: "Sorry to hear about your ribs, Serial. I bruised a couple just by leaning over a bookcase. Amazingly painful and took a while to improve."Shockingly painful, no fun is it.
Plywood was slippery, so my legs went out from under me and I landed hard on my side. All the stupid dangerous things I do, and it's a bit of plywood out of no where that downs me!
Serial wrote: "Lez wrote: "Sorry to hear about your ribs, Serial. I bruised a couple just by leaning over a bookcase. Amazingly painful and took a while to improve."Shockingly painful, no fun is it.
Plywood wa..."
Always the same, the sneakiness of inanimate objects! Feel better soon.
Yesterdays complaint from my wife "your music all sounds the same, every time you drive into the yard I just hear that same tone"I don't know what she means. In the car I have Tony Joe White, Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Leonard Cohen, John Prine, Rolling Stones, Neil Young, Nick Cave.....
A varied selection.
So today in the house I put on 'Metal Box' by Public Image Limited.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VitLG...
'What the hell is this?' she say's, 'something different' I reply, 'you complained so I've put something different on'.....
'This is worse' she say's....' he's not even singing in tune'.....
Sheesh, you can't please some people.
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I don't mind a bit of Hetty, Mr B. I still prefer Jessica though. 😬