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Mar 23, 2020 04:26AM

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I heard the Cheeky Wipes woman on the radio the other day. She said to just put them in the washing machine with the rest of the wash. I thought the interviewer was going to throw up.

The Duke makes the point that the supermarkets need to get more vans and drivers. Yesterday we had an email from Sainsburys telling us that we were on the priority list for home deliveries. Today we had another which boils down to a very polite and circumspect "Don't hold your breath." Fortunately we're not in need of assistance at the moment - being vegetarian (me) and near-vegetarian (the DH) - we have our normal store of dry stuff like lentils and beans etc which can be used with the fresh veg we can still get.
Clearly, though they mean well, the supermarkets don't yet have the capacity to deal with the inevitable demand. We will run out eventually, I only hope that we can get a delivery when we do.

Did 2 hours of calf feeding from 8am, then into our eerie quiet town to the builders suppliers. Can't get in store anymore, 3 people allowed at a table across entrance at a time, 2 metres between the 3. Then you have to ask what you want and they go get it. Which is fine if you know exactly what you need. Got some line marking spray and headed to the chemist. Can't get in the chemist either, people wait well apart in the street, waiting to use the 1 person space just inside the door.
Weird as hell.
Dropped Eggs to a neighbour on the way home, having a farcical money, eggs exchange and then a chat at distance.
Spend a while marking out for the house extension I'm planning to build, with the line spray. Weeded the garden a bit.
Tried not to listen/watch the news too much :)

What do you do with them until then? Have a bin full of shit covered rags in the bathroom..
Nice
I wonder have sales of Bidets increased :0

christ, that's good stamina! how many did you manage to eat?"
Ha ha ! Very good


The landlord of the local pills & escort exchange was relaxing on the street outside his hostelry this afternoon with a glass of lager and wearing nothing but a pair of Tom-Daleyesque budgie-smugglers. I couldn't help wishing he had a safely confined garden.

Not just the web sites. I did some shopping for my mum on Saturday: her local Morrison's had a 6-for-£4 offer on tins of soup. Shouldn't be allowing people to buy six tins, really, much less encouraging them to.

What do yo..."
Isn’t it the same as washing nappies, only on a smaller scale?

That makes sense. I suppose you'd have to have a pail of water with sterilising solution in it and do a wash load every few days.

Today I shall mostly be starting a new knitting project, a sweater with a design of pansies.

Today I shall mostly be starting a new knitting project, a sweater with a design of pansies."
In the mid-70s the Brass family homestead was extended and the new bathroom, now a very unfashionable shade of pampas, had a bidet fitted on the reverse side of the toilet. We marvelled at it and played with its water jets but if any member of my family used it for its designated purpose I'd be highly surprised. Its positioning would have entailed the most undignified and potentially lethal shuffle round the cistern 'island' with trousers round ankles (almost as faff-bound as needing to spend a penny in a onesie …. I imagine!). Meanwhile, decades back before the great Covid-19 bog roll drought, there was the familiar roll of Andrex within arm's length so traditional methods of chocolate starfish cleaning always won out.

* for the younger folk here, 2m x 165cm and 2m x 1m

Lots of things to do, no inclination to do them.
Contrary? Me?

"* for the younger folk here, 2m x 165cm and 2m x 1m"
Despite being one of those younger folks, I actually prefer to work in imperial :)
What puzzles me at work is how the length of our trailers is calculated in metres but the height is in feet and inches i.e. a 10m trailer is 13' 4" high, a 13m is 13' 8" and a 15m is 14' , and also the way in which the height is calculated - a typical trailer being 9' 6" but connecting onto a unit with a 5th wheel height of 1250mm so you add the two together to get the overall height.
Anyway, I'm going to spend the rest of the day wondering where the hell I have left my other pair of glasses - they've been lost since yesterday morning and no, they're not on the top of my head!
Despite being one of those younger folks, I actually prefer to work in imperial :)
What puzzles me at work is how the length of our trailers is calculated in metres but the height is in feet and inches i.e. a 10m trailer is 13' 4" high, a 13m is 13' 8" and a 15m is 14' , and also the way in which the height is calculated - a typical trailer being 9' 6" but connecting onto a unit with a 5th wheel height of 1250mm so you add the two together to get the overall height.
Anyway, I'm going to spend the rest of the day wondering where the hell I have left my other pair of glasses - they've been lost since yesterday morning and no, they're not on the top of my head!

I’m delighted to be told my two hospital clinic appointments have been cancelled and there’ll be phone consultations instead. I’ve often thought I don’t really need to be physically present, so this could be a good thing. It’s also just as well as my volunteer transport has had to cancel all services.
Lez wrote: "Message from Patient Access says 2 metres is 6’ or ‘a broom’s length’!"
Does that include the reach of the person wielding the broom to keep people away from themselves?
Does that include the reach of the person wielding the broom to keep people away from themselves?

What kind of broom is 6½ - or even 6 - feet long?"
A 2m broom, obviously.
:P

Despite being one of those younger folks, I actually prefer to work in imperial :)
What puzzles me at work is how the length of our trailers i..."
Have you asked Phoebe about them, Grizzly?!

Despite being one of those younger folks, I actually prefer to work in imperial :)
What puzzles me at work is how the length of our trailers i..."
I'm with you. Can't beat imperial when you want accuracy on a small scale. Metric isn't flexible enough.

The only 'imperialism' i can think of that i still to this day cannot phathom out..is the old British currency. I was born in 1974, so grew up only knowing decimal currency..which i think is whole lot easier to grasp, than the old system. There were too many coins and names for them to get me bonce around! And why 'd' for pence?
Mum used to try out on me some examples of the old currency, just to see if could work out the metric equivilent of....and had examples like this....1/19/11 3⁄4d. £1, 19 shillings, 11 pennies & 3 farthings. Or perhaps this example...
2/6d - 2 shillings and " 'ALF A CRAN!"
Now then...those names, starting with the wee Farthing...
this one, conjured up an image of either, an oversized and tricky to ride Victorian bicycle..or if one says the word quickly....a coin that breaks wind!
The Shilling....this one always felt a cold, dark, moody coin to me...always gave me the 'shills' that one.
The Halfpenny, to give it it's correct spelling....was apparently pronounced Ha'penny......so that one sounded to me like a coin having a laugh.
And those blasted Florins! Right..now then...these ones, to me anyway...i'd regarded these as the devil coins! I could never remember their values..always thought they were more than they were, when me mum was testing' me then as wee lad.
And..now the pound...there was a 20 shilling note (£1), but not a pound note....for that..we had the Sovereign, which was made of gold, worth a quid, and a coin!
And finally....just to confuse things further..here's the worse one..the Guinea. Now then..i do not get this one at all! 21 shillings is it's value...equivilent to £1.05p. All i'll say of this oddity...is....why did that ever exist?! It doesn't even fit in with the '12' system, does it?
I can see why they dumped it in the end!
PS:...No..i don't know why my mother thought it necessary to try and educate me of this defunct currency, when my school was 'pushing' metric values on us kids back then!
A last act of rebellion on her part, mibbe?! :)
Anyway..as i was saying.....us middle 'agers' might have the best of it in terms of have grown up with both old and new systems.

There certainly was a pound note, Duke. I remember them vaguely. 😀 No twenty shilling note though; there was a ten shilling note (hence the expression 'bent as a nine bob note')
The farthing disappeared in 1961. The name comes from old English 'fēorðing' meaning a fourth. As for 'd' for penny, that is simply the old Roman penny, the denarius. The whole system dates back to King Henry II.
http://projectbritain.com/moneyold.htm
Have to laugh at the snootiness of the Guinea being used for more 'gentlemanly' payments than the humble quid. Like a coin with a built-in tip!

Inflation changed a lot in the sixties/seventies. As a student, my week's rent for dinner, bed and breakfast, with lunch at the weekend, was five pounds. In the week, lunch was an apple, cheese, bread roll and tea for something like a shilling (5p), in the students' union.
Today, I shall be putting together an order for the supermarket where nearly every item costs more than ten per cent of my Dad's basic pay when I was a kid.

The old system was ridiculously complicated with 3 columns of figures and multiples of 12. Before calculators it sometimes took a whole morning to balance the library cash!

i remember feeling like a very rich wee boy when jimmy broon (brown - famous killie goalie who owned a pub in stewarton) used to pass me 10 bob notes over the bar when my papa (who was obviously supposed to be looking after me!) dropped in for the odd (5? 7?) pint with me in tow. other times i was deposited on the front steps with a wee bottle of currie's gingur (lemonade) and a poke o' smith's crisps. those were the good old days when casual child neglect was no biggie!

gave my wife a tanner made in her year of birth on our wedding day!, which remains in her purse today.
collective forum howls - cheap bastid! 😁


It's Latin, Duke:
£ = libra = pound (hence lb for pound weight)
s = sestertius = shilling
d = denarius = penny

"2 shillings, or 12 pence. (10p metric)"
A half-crown (or half-dollar) was 2/6 (2 shillings & 6 pence = 30d: would be 12½p post-decimalization).
A florin was 2 bob (2/-), i.e. 24d: would be 10p post-decimalization (there were 20s or 240d in a pound; 1/10 of a pound [24d] was 1/10 of a pound [10p]).



I'm jealous, we were stuck with part of Caesar's Gallic Wars, full of glorification of his victories over the Gauls. The bit of the Aeneid we did wasn't so bad, though. I still remember the first line we had to translate.
It's beyond me now except for the (very) occasional clue but the Times has a Latin crossword on Saturdays.

It's beyond me now except for the (very) occasional clue but the Times has a Latin crossword on Saturdays. ..."
The Aeneid is great reading! I doubt I'd be much use at a Latin crossword these days though I do still have my Collins pocket Latin-English dictionary from when I was in Form 4. I appear to have purloined it from one Susan Marshall who went to the same school but I don't remember her. It's been 55 years but I do apologise Susan.

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