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You have to sometimes. It's good for the head.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0026912/...

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Cloud Atlas is brilliant (apart from some of Tom Hanks's accents). Have you read the book? - Also brilliant.

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Cloud Atlas is brilliant (apart from some of Tom Hanks's accents). Have you read..."
Yes, brilliant indeed, just finished watching it.
Will have to hunt the book out too

Looks perfect now with just the lights, kids are yet to destroy it with decorations. :0


Halloween!
Fks sake.
My choice would be Christmas eve :0

I intend to start Christmas day with a whiskey coffee.

In order to go to the appointment I had to consider what to do with Minnie - she's fine in the car if I pop in to Tesco for 20 mins but when I first got her and had to do the full shop she was shut up in the kitchen for nigh on 2 hours and tore off an area of wallpaper which further endeared her to the wife. I'd bought a crate but not tried her with it - in the end she jumped straight in and was fine when I got back.
In order to tire her out a bit I went down to Cleethorpes beach and the sunrise was spectacular - there were a couple of photographers down there to capture it. Minnie's coming to the end (I hope) of her first season and we were down there on Sunday morning with her off lead. First a neutered female was persistently trying to hump her but then this huge off-leash rough collie bounds up, gives her a good sniff and then she runs off as I'm chasing her and the brute, presumably an entire male but I couldn't see under all that hair, persistently humps her with is owner trundling down the beach screaming, "Bad dog, bad dog ......" to entirely zero avail. I don't think they 'locked-on" but it wasn't a comfortable experience. Anyhoo there we were again this morning walking happily along, Minnie attracting more than passing sniffs up the Khyber when all of a sudden I see a dog heading towards us. Looks familiar I think to myself and, before the penny dropped that it WAS the same dog, the whole farrago begins again with Minnie quite knowingly trying to get far enough away to get it on with some significant stooping required on the part of the 'Bad Dog'. Laddie's owner hadn't learnt any new or more effective lines either and then when we both catch up and retrieve our hounds she says, "I've got to get to work yet"! Minnie's not neutered because, and I didn't realise this, vets won't do a bitch until they've had their first season so she'll be spayed in Feb, what's Mrs Bad Dog's excuse? Minnie was on-lead for the rest of the walk.
Sunrise over Cleethorpes beach (but more like summer since the sun rises much closer to the pier at this time of year) - https://www.bing.com/images/search?vi...

Most of us these days use fake ones, Derek.

Most of us these days use fake ones, Derek."
Fk that, we have a proper tree, dying a slow death and then being dismembered and left to rot.

Most of us these days use fake ones, Derek."
You're at that age, C. It's nothing to feel embarrassed about.

I don't like the idea of bringing about the death of a beautiful living thing ... but, then again, most of us buy specially grown Plants and Flowers from Garden Centres that are definitely not always being bought with the intention of them having a natural, long, and fulfilling life elsewhere ... and most of us also often like to buy Cut Flowers from Shops as well.
Artificial Trees made of Plastic, PVC, Metal, Tinsel, and Fibre Optics don't tend to age all that well - they inevitably take on a tired and crushed look and have a habit of fading in colour in places within a few years as well - which means that they need replacing and the old Trees all end up in lasting for forever in a Landfill Site instead of being chipped and turned into Mulch.
I think, given the choice, I'd much prefer to still occasionally buy what we always used to - a small Live Tree with Roots that can be planted outside afterwards and reused year after year as it continues to grow. We have still got five of these growing in our Back Garden ;o>
We started with getting Artificial Trees about a decade ago - because M&D became fed-up of having to hoover up the regular scattering of Pine Needles that a Live Tree will drop. We are already on our third Artificial Tree now and are needing to replace it with another one for next Christmas, if we can, in the Christmas/New Year Sales.

I know. Such rudeness. 🙄🙄


He'll be French with a French Pet Passport. Actually, we won't have dual nationality, since I couldn't pass the tests, Su probably could if she wanted. We'll just be officially resident in, and paying taxes in France. That is enough for us to be able to avoid the visa issues of Brexit.

Or a runner with a message in a cleft stick!

Despite being signed up for text and email updates it's just turned up out of the blue (or is it black?).
I have to say it looks like it's been produced pretty cheaply. Doesn't seem as good quality as my old EU passport.


I hear they'll be a full centrefold photo of Nigel Farage, nude except for a strategically placed Mackerel.

No idea why?
Oh, and it still looks black rather than blue. At least you can fit it in a pocket unlike the enormous old style passport.


I was so sad when my kids grew too old and cool to watch The Muppet Christmas Carol. Then again, they had watched it about half a dozen times every Christmas up to that point.
And I don't miss them watching MTV/VH1 Christmas hits over and over again for weeks leading up to Christmas. I have almost recovered from that now, although I would still happily take a string of tinsel and strangle anyone who plays East 17's antonishingly crap Stay Another Day. What I've noticed now is supermarkets playing recent cover-versions of Christmas hits that are even worse than the originals. The other day it was some impossibly insipid version of Wham's Last Christmas: how did someone manage to record a version of that song that was wetter than the original?

christ, that time of year already?
parp."
Boom Boom! Best look out Mr Matey and Duckie! 😝

I was so sad when my kids grew too old and cool to watch The Muppet Christmas Carol. Then again, they had watched it about half a do..."
I'll never stop watching it. One of THE best Christmas films. Gets a playing every year, along with White Christmas, Scrooged, Home Alone 1 & 2, and my favourite slasher movie of all time - Black Christmas. Just peed off with myself that I forgot to look out National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation before I blocked the dvd cupboard with the Christmas tree.
The 'less sad' version of Stay Another Day' is a lot better. One song I never tire of is I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day.

I was so sad when my kids grew too old and cool to watch The Muppet Christmas Carol. Then again, they had watched it about half a do..."
One can never be too old or too cool to watch The Muppets ;-)
I love Muppet Treasure Island too.

There's a terrible cover version of that, too. Don't know who it's by, but it's another one that was playing in Sainsbury's last time I was there.

I wish I could be given control over what was played in stores and radio at xmas just for one year. A veritable smorgasbord of delights would be proffered up for your delectation. 😂


There's a terrible cover version of that, too. Don't know who it's by, but it's another one that was playing..."
Sarah Brightman's version on 'A Winter Symphony' is rather painful on the ears as well.

...together with Katherine Jenkins and the dreadful Lesley Garrett.
All their voices are just that tiny bit off key.


naw, since she put on a bit of weight she's become quite a broadChurch!
(the views expressed in this cheap shot are not neccessarily those of the writer)

naw, since she put on a bit of weight she's become quite a broadChurch!
(the views expressed in this cheap shot are not neccessarily those of the wr..."
Fat, Welsh and wailing.
What's not to like.

If she goes on a Japanese tour and has a salty dip, she'd best watch out for harpoons.

My kind of food.
Got given some homemade Mince pies today, oh my....divine...think she must have put lemon in the pastry maybe? Is that a thing? Anyway, just delicious.
Got a few last minute bits in town, boxes of biscuits for various neighbours, some Whiskey for a friend..... Bushmills....he'll be happy.
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