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Well let's all wish for the speedy recovery of The Mighty Don Berlusconi.https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe...
Serial wrote: "Well let's all wish for the speedy recovery of The Mighty Don Berlusconi.https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe..."
Not compulsory is it?
Brass Neck wrote: "Serial wrote: "Well let's all wish for the speedy recovery of The Mighty Don Berlusconi.https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe..."
Not compulsory is it?"
If you don't he'll send the girls around.
Definitely won't then; bunga bunga!!
Serial wrote: "Brass Neck wrote: "Serial wrote: "Well let's all wish for the speedy recovery of The Mighty Don Berlusconi.https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe..."
Not compulsory is it?"
If you don't he..."
Shouldn't you be out trimming some old nun's bush?
"Shouldn't you be out trimming some old nun's bush?"Not on Fridays.
Sat with a glass of red watching 'Killer Mermaids' on Horror Bites. Sounds dodgy as hell, but it's pretty ok so far.
Collette wrote: "Sat with a glass of red watching 'Killer Mermaids' on Horror Bites. Sounds dodgy as hell, but it's pretty ok so far."'Psychotic Unicorns' up next?
Well, being that they give us the likes of 'Nude Nuns With Big Guns' and 'Attack Of The Adult Babies' anything is possible ha ha. π
'Nude Nuns With Big Guns' - not the ones Serial trims the bush of?
Brass Neck wrote: "'Nude Nuns With Big Guns' - not the ones Serial trims the bush of?"Up with Au nateral nunnery
Brass Neck wrote: "'Nude Nuns With Big Guns' - not the ones Serial trims the bush of?"Ha ha ha. π
Do you prefer topiary, Tim? π
BTW, I totally β€οΈ you pair. You make me look normal!
Collette wrote: "BTW, I totally β€οΈ you pair. You make me look normal!"And let's face it, C, that ain't no easy task.
Collette wrote: "Brass Neck wrote: "'Nude Nuns With Big Guns' - not the ones Serial trims the bush of?"Ha ha ha. π
Do you prefer topiary, Tim? π"
Not so much that it tickles the tonsils, and instigates an uncontrollable coughing spasm, hastening an A&E medical throat hoovering operation.
Collette wrote: "BTW, I totally β€οΈ you pair. You make me look normal!"But we're just acting out internet personas, you have no excuse!
Erm, I'm cute, clever and charming, whereas you pair are more akin to Dumb and Dumber. πππ
Collette wrote: "Erm, I'm cute, clever and charming, whereas you pair are more akin to Dumb and Dumber. πππ"Hunk and Hunkier (I'm the latter, natch).
Brass Neck wrote: "Hunk and Hunkier (I'm the latter, natch)."
Daft and Dafter...Dork and Dorkir...Eejity and even more Ejity... God's bloody unkind!
Collette wrote: "Brass Neck wrote: "Hunk and Hunkier (I'm the latter, natch)."
Daft and Dafter...Dork and Dorkir...Eejity and even more Ejity... God's bloody unkind!"
They were the words of God? S/he'd best learn to spell.
Oops. Ha ha. The 'e' on my keyboard has a habit of misbehaving. π
"Dork and Dorkir"that no the icelandic ant and dec?
The singer and her offspring - Bjork and Bjorksdottir?
Today everyone is trying to work out Victoria's "roadmap to recovery". It seems like there's not much change. From September 13 shops and businesses will remain closed; face masks will still be mandatory; childcare and schools will remain closed to all but essential workers; exercise will be expanded from 1 hour per day to 2; the 5km radius limit will still apply for food shopping and exercise; the nighttime curfew will be relaxed from 8.00pm to 9.00pm. Looks like the "last step" (the fourth one) will occur on November 23 if everyone does the right thing and there have been zero new cases in the community for more than 14 days. Then there we can look forward to no curfew; no restrictions on reasons to leave home or distance but stay safe; public gatherings of up to 50 people outdoors and up to 20 visitors to the home at a time. Considering Victoria has a population of just under 6.4 million and is about the same size as the United Kingdom it seems we are being a lot more conservative than you are. Today we had 63 new cases and 5 deaths but until the new cases are down to about 5 we can't expect much change.https://www.vic.gov.au/coronavirus-co...
Collette wrote: "Oops. Ha ha. The 'e' on my keyboard has a habit of misbehaving. π"less of the Buckfast in the day might help you, C.
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"Erm, I'm cute, clever and charming, whereas you pair are more akin to Dumb and Dumber. πππ"Those wouldn't be the three C's that sprang to mind. But hey, who am I to shatter your illusions.
heh... heh... heh...
Serial wrote: ""Erm, I'm cute, clever and charming, whereas you pair are more akin to Dumb and Dumber. πππ"Those wouldn't be the three C's that sprang to mind. But hey, who am I to shatter your illusions.
heh..."
Do tell, smartarse. And if you value your privates/life, choose your words very carefully. Buckfast? Behave yourself! I do have a bit of class (and Buckie's revolting)! π
Collette wrote: "Serial wrote: ""Erm, I'm cute, clever and charming, whereas you pair are more akin to Dumb and Dumber. πππ"Those wouldn't be the three C's that sprang to mind. But hey, who am I to shatter your i..."
Cacoethes, callipygous and chaetophorous.
Val wrote: "Today everyone is trying to work out Victoria's "roadmap to recovery". It seems like there's not much change. From September 13 shops and businesses will remain closed; face masks will still be man..."If the UK experience is anything to go by, it would seem that people can't be trusted to do the right thing.
Looking at big concrete slab we poured on Saturday, for cottage extension. Pulled in the favours of friends and neighbours....actually went really well. Now to build the walls...etc etc..... :0Found a photo with no one looking at the camera! On profile.
Serial wrote: "Looking at big concrete slab we poured on Saturday, for cottage extension. Pulled in the favours of friends and neighbours....actually went really well. Now to build the walls...etc etc..... :0Fo..."
And not one example of builder's bum on display.
Say's something about the rain we've had recently when you cut a hedge and the step ladder sinks in the mud to the first step :0
Serial wrote: "Say's something about the rain we've had recently when you cut a hedge and the step ladder sinks in the mud to the first step :0"Can get pretty wet round a nun's bush?
Brass Neck wrote: "Serial wrote: "Say's something about the rain we've had recently when you cut a hedge and the step ladder sinks in the mud to the first step :0"Can get pretty wet round a nun's bush?"
Sopping. And once saturated the moisture continues to accumulate.
Much like the prison years continue to multiply for sleazy sex pest and broom cupboard enthusiast, Julian Albino Assange.
God, are you pair still lowering the tone with your nun twoddle?! Some things never change.π
Collette wrote: "God, are you pair still lowering the tone with your nun twoddle?! Some things never change.π"It's a habit we can't remove.
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Serial wrote: "Collette wrote: "God, are you pair still lowering the tone with your nun twoddle?! Some things never change.π"It's a habit we can't remove.
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Yeah, we don't wimp(le) out for anyone.
I am intrigued however to know what a nun's twoddle is?
There's some sort of weird relationship between nuns and librarians. When I worked in Liverpool we had one girl who left to become a nun, and 2 who left the novitiate to work in libraries. The one who left was a bit weird but the 2 who joined us seemed as normal as library people ever are. However they did seem to think they were entitled to time off for Holy Days of Obligation and other capitalised captions.
Lez wrote: "There's some sort of weird relationship between nuns and librarians. When I worked in Liverpool we had one girl who left to become a nun, and 2 who left the novitiate to work in libraries. The one ..."Could it be that both are stereotypical female roles in porn, like plumbers and delivery men for males (I have only been told of this of course)?
"as normal as library people ever are"and you and I know that is a very wide spectrum, skewed towards "strange".
Are you two getting all Dewey-eyed? Aisle expect you'll be off your trollies and sectioned next but, of course, that's fine!
I was in our local library yesterday. Went up and asked as the kids had all forgotten their library cards could they still get books out? Lady assured me it's fine as their accounts are linked to mine.
Then when I went up with all the books I didn't have my card either.
LOL!
She sorted it out anyway...
Tonight's excitement...Red or White Wine versus Cider...
A film on Horror Bits versus Murder She Wrote...
Rock 'n' Roll!!
"Red or White Wine versus Cider..." - as Harry Hill would say, "There's only one way to sort this out ...... FFFIIIIGGGHHHHTTT!"Why not just make a punch of a bottle each of all three and down the lot?
Fair enough if I want to feel like sh*t tomorrow! Don't want D taking any more midnight/3am pics of me. π€
Collette wrote: "Fair enough if I want to feel like sh*t tomorrow! Don't want D taking any more midnight/3am pics of me. π€"Put the pics on your profile. WE WANT PICS! WE WANT PICS!
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If you're clever boys I'll bring you back some cyber rock. π¬