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Today, I shall mostly be...
theDuke wrote: "Brass Neck wrote: "Vapers are already taxed - there's VAT on almost everything."Yes i know...i said that! :) Nearly everything has VAT on it..unless it's certain feminine hygiene products, baby p..."
Try lighting up a tampon?
Serial wrote: "suzysunshine7 wrote: "Collette is the one sorting it all out with PayPal for him ...D really did strike gold when he met our Collette ;o>"
Yes but we only get C's version of their life together...."
Yeah, we need a full and frank D-briefing........ er a briefing from D; he can keep his boxers on.
"Yeah, we need a full and frank D-briefing........ er a briefing from D; he can keep his boxers on."The lowdown, without the lowdown.
But C'd have to let D out the understairs cupboard for that. And it's likely after so many years in the dark away from the world he lacks the faculties to express his true situation.
Some kind of SWAT team intervention is needed.
Serial wrote: "Some kind of SWAT team intervention is needed."Did you get the first initial wrong?
Brass Neck wrote: "Serial wrote: "Some kind of SWAT team intervention is needed."Did you get the first initial wrong?"
Well as he's in the right Country I had earmarked Tech to lead the raid/liberation mission.
.........I do have a very particular set of skills.........
What a pair of utter wallys! It's too hot for your nonsense! 🙄🙄🙄
Collette wrote: "What a pair of utter wallys! It's too hot for your nonsense! 🙄🙄🙄"Nonsense to you, C/Miss Fritzel, but not to poor D, living in a cramped cupboard.
Tech XXIII wrote: ".........I do have a very particular set of skills........."LOL!
Serial wrote: "Collette wrote: "Nonsense to you, C/Miss Fritzel, but not to poor D, living in a cramped cupboard."You're forgetting that he also has his own Foam Seat Pad and pink Paddling Pool
What more could a Man ask for??? ;o>
Tech XXIII wrote: ".........I do have a very particular set of skills........."Is there much call for a man who can lick his own armpit these days?
.............skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will look for you, I will find you and I will lick your oxters!
You're awfully fond Techy, ha ha. 😆When you're looking for Serial, will you find Brassy as well and give them both a big old Glasgow 😘 from me please? Ta very much.
even worse, i'll administer both the killie kiss - as well as mincing your cerebellum, it engenders a long lasting feeling of deep despair!
Sitting on my old knackered executive office chair watching the little DPD tracking marker, moving around the map of my local area, patiently waiting for the delivery of my new executive office chair. My delivery driver's name today is Alex, and i'm drop number 46. Currently showing 39 drops done, so i've got just enough time to brew a fresh one..before it arrives. Now why hasn't Hermes got around to adding this useful tracking service on their website...hmmmm? Oooo....now just 5 drops away! :)
I don't want to burst your Bubble but those fascinating Delivery Trackers aren't always accurate as you might like to pin all of your hopes on them being, Duke. That said though, I still hope that it works out to be spot on for you today ;o>
... and you've got me sat here biting my Nails in anticipation now!!! ;o>
On Fri. DPD texted me to say my parcel would arrive 11.30 on Monday. Got an email at 9.30 this morning to say it would be 10.00 tomorrow (Sun.) Parcel just arrived half an hour ago!
And? ... and? ... and? ...Is it there yet? ... is it? ... is it? ... ! ...
... DUKE?!! ... I just HAVE to know now!!! ... is it there yet?!! ...
suzysunshine7 wrote: "I don't want to burst your Bubble but those fascinating Delivery Trackers aren't always accurate as you might like to pin all of your hopes on them being, Duke. That said though, I still hope tha..."
You're right Suzy, it isn't completely accurate...the van is showing as being 2 miles away, but miraculously, Alex arrived at my house 2 minutes ago! :)
Lez wrote: "On Fri. DPD texted me to say my parcel would arrive 11.30 on Monday. Got an email at 9.30 this morning to say it would be 10.00 tomorrow (Sun.) Parcel just arrived half an hour ago!"
Yes same here Lez..mine was supposed to be delivered on Monday, but was brought forward to today. Pretty damn good going for a package that was posted in Germany 3 days ago! Those krauts don't muck about do they?! :)
WHAYYY-HAYYY!!! ... so I can stop perching impatiently on the end of this Garden Bench now - and go and put the Kettle on like I was planning to before I suddenly got all caught up in Welsh Courier Services! - LOL!!! ;o>
suzysunshine7 wrote: "WHAYYY-HAYYY!!! ... so I can stop perching impatiently on the end of this Garden Bench now - and go and put the Kettle on like I was planning to before I suddenly got all caught up in Welsh Courier..."Lol! Well...gotta bring a little excitement for what is otherwise a horrible stuffy humid Saturday! Urrgh.
Right, i'll finish me brew..and then i gotta put the blerdy thing together!
In case anyone is even vaguely interested? - LOL! ... Today I shall mostly be ... waiting on an Amazon Delivery of a bargain bulk-buy of Dettol Antibacterial Surface Wipes ... HA HA HA HA HA!!! ;o>
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B...
Ohhh, and also one of these Pyrex Jugs with a Lid as well ...https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B...
... but that has been rescheduled overnight to now be arriving on Monday instead ;o>
24 degrees in sunny kerry, ireland.A morning of strimming and weeding for a neighbour and fending off horse fly attacks. one actually bit me through my t-shirt. little bastards.
2 older kids are at a neighbours childs pizza and pool birthday party.......
And I'm off to clean the hen house now...
oh and more ducklings are starting to break out their eggs in the incubator...
In case anyone is interested the printers say it'll be next monday when the 'FREE D', T Shirts are ready.So get you bank cards ready.
Remember it's for a good cause, and a mans freedom.
All monies to go to Collette to replace the joint monies that D has paid out on buying himself a very small pink Paddling Pool when he was promising her that he was buying them a large inflatable Hot Tub?!!Ohhh go on! ... put me down for a Medium in either Orange or Yellow then! ;o>
Serial wrote: "In case anyone is interested the printers say it'll be next monday when the 'FREE D', T Shirts are ready.So get you bank cards ready.
Remember it's for a good cause, and a mans freedom."
Ha ha. You're asking for a boot in the nether regions!
suzysunshine7 wrote: "All monies to go to Collette to replace the joint monies that D has paid out on buying himself a very small pink Paddling Pool when he was promising her that he was buying them a large inflatable H..."Suzy, it's a long piece of foam. The only thing it would be good for is knocking Tim and Brassy about the head with. If it WAS a paddling pool I'd be in the bloody thing now.
Oooh? - a whole new Wardrobe is starting to take shape?!Can I pre-order a ... 'Kick Up The Jacksy' T-Shirt ... as well?
... in Lime Green if you have it, Collette? ... thank you!!! ;o>
Collette wrote: "Suzy, it's a long piece of foam. The only thing it would be good for is knocking Tim and Brassy about the head with. If it WAS a paddling pool I'd be in the bloody thing now"FOAM?!! ... what is it with all of these recent Foam purchases and D?!! - LOL!!!
Is this some new kind of weird Fetish thing that I've not heard of until now? ... (*giggles*) ;o>
Yep, as in polystyrene stuff. I think the sellers saw him coming or something. The day it arrived my words to him were 'that'll be your hot tub', being that the sea skateboard a couple of weeks back was a Finding Nemo kids swim ring, and you know about my lovely red garden chair aka the £2 folding butt pad... 😆
Hmmm? ... I'd be taking another and much longer and harder look at that lovely new Shark that D bought for your Fish Tank, if I were you, Collette?Is it really a real Fish busy with swimming all around? ... or just sort-of floating and occasionally bobbing around on the surface of the Water?!! ;oO
https://www.amazon.co.uk/wyzesi-Exqui...
My parcel wasn't at all pink or foamlike but it is what I wanted - a ginormous pack of instant porridge sachets.
New chair built. Liking the car style adjustable height headrest...plus, for the first time, i've got an office chair with back piece that reaches my head for a change! :)
Today I'll not be waiting around for any deliveries to arrive as the next one is Ocado tomorrow at 05:30.
Having a couch potato day. I was gonna do some exercises on my Wondercore Smart, but I appear to have pulled a muscle in my knee, so I'll be leaving that one alone...
You could do it one legged? Just looking for excuses!
Collette wrote: "Having a couch potato day. I was gonna do some exercises on my Wondercore Smart, but I appear to have pulled a muscle in my knee, so I'll be leaving that one alone..."How'd do you pull the muscle, C?
:O
Brass Neck wrote: "You could do it one legged? Just looking for excuses!"Too right I am!
Serial wrote: "Collette wrote: "Having a couch potato day. I was gonna do some exercises on my Wondercore Smart, but I appear to have pulled a muscle in my knee, so I'll be leaving that one alone..."How'd do yo..."
Not the way you're thinking, you dirty boy! I don't know. I was sat with my glass of wine last night and went to tuck my leg under me, and that was that. 😬
"went to tuck my leg under me" - more likely to have sustained a crushing injury?
Brass Neck wrote: ""went to tuck my leg under me" - more likely to have sustained a crushing injury?"How rude! I know I'm a wee bit on the tubby side at the moment but that's just insulting. You're cruising for a bruising, Mr B! 😡🤬
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D really did strike gold when he met our Collette ;o>"
Yes but we only get C's version of their life together.
Poor man.