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As was my reference to D's arms - so easy to misread intentions and responses in written communication. Mwah, mwah …… darlink!

In my 20's and 30's I never once thought about what I ate.
I'm outside working 5 days a week so that keeps fatty at bay, but I reckon I'll have to eat a fairly meagre diet if I stopped working physically.
My better half is freaking recently as she's now 9 1/2 stone, she was always 8 ish.
There's no doubt that in photos of 14 odd years ago we're both slimmer :0


As was my reference to D's arms - so easy to misread intentions and responses in written communication. Mwah, mwah …… darlink!"
😊😘

Bloody hell, Firth Park Library must be a regular Tardis!


Because we were paid time and a half on Saturdays, we were only allowed a skeleton ( not skeletal) staff so there were only 3 of us serving 2 departments. It was hell on wheels.

https://www.librarything.com/topic/31...
While doing the puzzle, I found myself giving ad hoc names to the different spines: "orange people", "furtive girl", "lumpy rocks", "black stockings", etc. I wanted to smack "A Wilful Girl", always tossing her hair, and I think I need to find a copy of "Bunty of Dormitory B" as she was the easiest piece to place.

When I started work in 1956, all new recruits were told to read ‘Girls in Green’ by Prudence Summerhayes. It bore no resemblance to actual library work. I was amazed, first that I remembered it correctly and second that I found it on here!
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/3...


https://books.google.com.au/books?id=...
Love the description: "Girls in Green is a numbing story ... The novel is sufficiently somniferous that the reader's search for stereotypes runs neck-and-neck with the efforts of the Sandman to bring a merciful end to the business."

The chief assistant Miss Hide, who is old school and nearing retirement, is very stern. She tells Ellie that "the librarian who reads is lost". .... No one likes to work in the Childrens Department where unsupervised ragamuffins sometimes wreak havoc. ... Ellie finds books squirreled away in unusual places in Reference. Eventually she links them to a shy young man who likes poetry and writes his own excellent poetry but who does not understand how the library is organised. She helps him find books and also helps him get his work published.


I'm not much of a girly kind-of a Girl and so there are rather a lot of things beauty-wise that I've never even thought about doing, like Hair Straightening, that have me rather bemused, Collette ;o>
Why do so many Girls like to straighten their Hair? - is it because it makes it so much easier to go on to style it in a particular way? And how long does it last after you have straightened it?

What a dirty mind you have! 🙄🙄🙄

My (now very long) bob and fringe don't sit right if I don't straighten them, Suzy. I've had my GHD Scarlet straighteners for a right good couple of years now and they're so quick and easy to use without doing my hair any damage. I also crimp my hair from time to time as well (makes it look really thick) and I also own a Lee Stafford curling wand. It can be a right bugger for burning your fingers on though. Your hair can last all day (depending on what straighteners you use), as long as you don't get caught in a downpour brollyless, of course.

I've often wondered why Hair Straighteners always seem to be so popular with so many Girls these days ... but, saying that, my Mum has often told me of the time that she tried to help her Sister to iron her Hair straight, before a big night out with a new Boyfriend, using Tea Towels and a real Iron! ... and how she managed to singe all down one side so badly that she ended up having to give her Sister an emergency Pixie Cut instead! - LOL!!! ;o>

Thanks, C. This is just the info I need.
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You're a very lucky Girl, Collette - enjoy your lovely night in together ... x

Timtim, don't be so lippy!! 😠!!



The one good thing about lockdown is that although I seem to be drinking a bit more often than beforehand, on a Saturday I'm only having one bottle of wine. Pre-lockdown, D'd be at the club, and I'd have beers and a bottle of wine in the afternoon, then another bottle of wine or a 2l bottle of cider at night. More than once D's got up for the loo at midnight, and there's Collette zonked on the sofa gob wide open. Not a pretty picture... and boy did D delight in showing me said picture (once he'd managed to stop laughing). 😳😊


No doubt a few smells and sound effects going on too.

F*** me, you must love the naughty step.

Tim, you cheeky b@****d! I'll come over there and give you a bloody doing. 😡😡😡😡

Tim, you cheeky b@****d! I'll come over there and give you a bloody doing...."
Sounds good

F*** me, you must love the naughty step."
heh heh heh.....


A walk in the village woods a bit later & delivering some books & puzzles to my Mum. When will the excitement end?

That's a belter, Mr B, ha ha. 😝 Up here a 'doing' is akin to a right good kicking, as I'm sure Tim well knows. When D and I were waiting in the queue at Terry's to get our first tattoo a good 19 years ago, I innocently asked D if I he wanted a chuggie as I produced a pack of Wrigley's Juicy Fruit from my jeans pocket. He nearly had a bloody fit to himself. 😳😇

Awww Helen! ... never mind, you get to go out and take a walk in the Woods later. You lucky Girl! - I can't begin to tell you just how jealous I am feeling right now! - LOL!!! ;o>

I'll take you with me when I go 😀


I've just managed through Facebook to prebook a Doorstep Delivery from one of the very few (but nevertheless still one of the most highly reviewed and rated) local Restaurants that are still open for 3 Sirloin Steak & Frites with 3 side orders of Seasonal Vegetables for Mum's special Birthday Tea on Friday ... and I've also prebooked 3 Slow-cooked Brisket Roast Dinners with all of the Trimmings plus 3 Tiramisu for Dessert on Sunday to round off the Weekend nicely.
The Restaurant is only open between 5 and 9pm on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays so I didn't want the stress of waiting and worrying until Friday to then try to book us in for a Delivery Slot on the day itself in case they ended up in being far too busy to fit us in. I can't pay until Friday night but at least I have the order in and a Delivery Slot for anytime between 6.30 and 7.30pm now booked in ... WHEW!!! ... it's bloody hard work all of this Birthday Party lark whilst under Lock-down, isn't it?!!
All that I want for my Birthday in June is just a nice quiet day with absolutely no kind of fuss or any bother at all! - LOL!!! ;o>
"All that I want for my Birthday in June is just a nice quiet day with absolutely no kind of fuss or any bother at all! - LOL!!! ;o>"
Translates as "Lots of presents, attention and a HUGE Birthday cake, please" :)
Translates as "Lots of presents, attention and a HUGE Birthday cake, please" :)

Take a look at these beautys
Bands who thought they looked cool..... looking back not so much :0
https://www.sadanduseless.com/awkward...

Translates as "Lots of presents, attention and a HUGE Birthday..."
No honestly - and ... (shock!-horror!) ... I rarely ever get to have a Cake on my Birthdays either unless I am the one who orders one in and I don't usually bother whenever it comes to myself - LOL!!!
It's always only just M&D&me here - whether on Lock-down or not - and so a nice quiet and peaceful day with no fuss or bother always suits me just fine ;o>

Take a look at these beautys
Bands who thought they looked cool..... looking back not so much :0
https://www.sadanduseless.com/awkward......"
Don't recognise a few of them, apart from my Crue boys, a very young looking Kajagoogoo, and who's that with their trousers down? ... aah, East 17!

Judas Priest two down from there.
Flock Of Seagulls with the daft hair.
Blokes any larger than drug ravaged skeletal look daft in that glam get-up.

Judas Priest two down from there.
Flock Of Seagulls with the daft hair.
Blokes any larger than drug ravaged skeletal look daft in that glam ..."
What a bunch! Yep nothing worse than a fatty in a catsuit
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