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[Ellen]

Spoilers abound, so beware.

[✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans)]

Hey I'm a reformed self-spoiling queen remember? I wasn't asking for specifics here. It's just that I had no idea there was anything remotely controversial about this book. Sheesh, you people!

[Liz* Fashionably Late]

Oh, that's right. You don't spoiler yourself anymore ^^

Yeah, there're some controversial scenes people talk about like violence, abuse and crappy treatment to women but if you have in mind this is a historical romance, you'll understand the author's decision to show us a world realistic enough. I don't think there's time to get bored!

[✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans)]

Hopefully controversy will make this more interesting^^

Hmmm... So you promise I won't get bored? Am I allowed to ground you if I do get bored? And how about romance? Will you also promise there will be none of that nonsense here?

[Ellen]

flowers, tears, and trepidation...how's that?

[✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans)]

Ellen wrote: "flowers, tears, and trepidation...how's that?"

I can do with trepidation but flowers and tears? I find that pretty scary actually haha!

[Liz* Fashionably Late]

Why do you hate romance so much? Who hurt you, dad??? You need some romance in your life, right now.

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[✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans)]

<-- Ms Mortified.

Guys. You cannot do this to me. Because of you I made a total fool of myself in front of a bunch of totally bewildered customers.

So here I am, taking a break at work, sipping a nice glass of wine behind the bar, generally behaving myself. All of a sudden I think "oh, I'll check what's going on on GR" and come over here to see what you guys are up to. BIG MISTAKE. I see the gifs. Next thing you know I'm laughing so hard wine comes out of my nose. Not a pretty sight. I think I scared some people away.

[Liz* Fashionably Late]

That's not good for business, Sarah! ^^

[✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans)]

Very bad. And it's all your fault. That ostrich did me in.