Chapter 3: I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

[Vicki]

Okay - Charley in the judges chambers...

"Don't you ever pull that gangsta garbage in my presence again. Do you understand me?"
"Yes. Your Honor... But what if we're at a bar and a rival gang comes up threatening to shank our asses and all we have is our wit and acting skills."
"Are you mentally challenged?"

I was laughing so hard I had to put the book down!

So - goldfish vs. babies.... What's easier? lol

[Angel]

I'd have to say babies are easier...I've never been able to get a goldfish to live longer than a week (and I've probably tried a dozen) whereas both of my kids survived the early stages:)

[Vicki]

LOL - I am with you Angel! My oldest had goldfish, that replaced about 10 times before we gave up.

[Brittany]

Kids live longer, goldfish are so fickle lol

[Zannadobbs]

Kids I always kill the goldfish and all seven of my offspring still live.

[Lauren]

Goldfish ... buy one at a store, dies in a day. Win one at a carnival, lives forever

[Angie]

Kids will let you know when they're hungry. A goldfish.. I'd forget to feed.

[Ines]

Zannadobbs wrote: "Kids I always kill the goldfish and all seven of my offspring still live."

Seven? Wow!
I never had a child, but fish do have the tendency to die pretty fast. I assume children take way too much of your time, but have great survival skills... lol

[Ahmya]

Kids are relentless and very stubborn, so i don't think her kid is gonna die at least. With cookie helping her i believe she is gonna be a great mom.