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Anita
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Nov 23, 2014 09:34AM

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The conversation takes place in California. It doesn't matter where the English guy who makes the comment is from.

Clean - at least for an American ear e.g. we think bloody is clean.
I'd like the comment to be dry e.g. if he was American he'd say "what a pretentious dick-head" - which is obvious and rude.
The speaker is middle class and highly educated.


pillock
numpty
plonker
chav
fuckwit
prat
wanker
eejit
tosser
all mean stupid, but you wouldn't hear a londoner saying numpty, or a scotsman saying eejit.


Just keep: 'arrogant, upper class' and find your favoured work for jerk- I reckon. ('Wanker' is a rude but commonly used word.)

Now that's the Brit sense of humour right there...

Dave

I want it to sound appropriate for someone who's British. He cuts through all the BS and in a completely understated way states the obvious.

(fully fledged f...whit), all one word at the end.
Said loud enough the other guests might turn to ask what a triple F - double U is . . I've seen this happen in real life, which allows the speaker to maximise (note the 's'not z) the attention on himself, before he complete the put-down by translating. A long silence, followed by laughter, from the other guests.
Depending on the company is can work well.

(fully fledged f...whit), all one word at the end.
Said loud enough the other guests might turn to ask what a triple F - double U is . . I've seen..."
That's understated?

Ok try this one
The guy is an oxygen thief. . .
or - Is he for real?
or Does his mother know that he's out on his own?
It depends on how rude you wish the comment to be, and the relationship of the characters.

"What a tosser/complete tosser."
or
"What a wanker/complete wanker."
Though with the decline of the middle classes and wholesale adoption of American culture, the character is just as likely to use standard US vernacular ;-)

'Fancies himself a bit, don't he?'
'Posh prat.'
'Smarmy sod.'
'The toff proper thinks he's the dogs bollocks.'
'Plonker.'

You want to decide when this conversation takes place; slang always dates you."
It also dates the book.

pompous: affectedly and irritatingly grand, solemn, or self-important
prig: a self-righteously moralistic person who behaves as if superior to others
I'm also not a Brit, but I like "bloody pompous git." Or almost anything said by John Cleese.