Get to Know Your Character Game

[♫Krista♫, the Great and Powerful Empress of Silliness :P]

Krista: *clears throat* People, we talk with our characters here.
Jas: Mmhm

[Esther]

Esther wrote: "Esther: Hola Cris!
Cris: Why do you say hola so much?
Esther: Real original Cris real original.
Cris: Did you just call me lame?
Esther: No! *looks scared*
Cris: I think you did! *Shoots Esther wit..."

Beck: Very funny Cris. *pours water on Esther*
Esther: That didn't really help
Beck: Oh, was i supposed to help you?
Cris: *Giggles*
Beck: OMG!!! CRIS IS TURNING INTO A GIRLY GIRL!
Cris: Am not!
Beck: Am to!
Cris: Not!
Beck: To!
Esther: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *grabs giant stick and swings it around.*
Cris: *Burns stick to ashes*
Esther: *Glares at Cris* You suck
Cris: Why thank you

[♫Krista♫, the Great and Powerful Empress of Silliness :P]

Krista: Thank you.
Jas: Mmhm
Krista: Must you always say 'mmhm'?
Jas: mmhm

[♥Pudding♥]

yuppers

[♫Krista♫, the Great and Powerful Empress of Silliness :P]

Krista: Please talk with your characters, that's what this thread is about!
Jas: mmhm
Krista: please shut up!
Jas: mmhm- wait!

[Esther]

Esther: *Hits Cris* hahaha
Cris: *Face turns red and throws fire and Esther again* hahaha
Beck: *Pours water on Esther again*
Esther: Thank You
Cris: Oh! So you're on her side now?
Beck: mmhm
Esther: Wow, are you becoming Jas or something? ((ok... this is sorta a sneak peak for One Person, like... i havent said anything about Cris doing fire or Beck doing water yet....))

[♫Krista♫, the Great and Powerful Empress of Silliness :P]

Krista: lol
Jas: mmhm
Krista: Didn't I tell you to be quiet
Jas: mmhm, but I was quiet for awhile. And now I'm not. Got a problem with that?
Krista: mmhm

[♥Pudding♥]

Guen:Honestly, this is why I try to ignore you. you get me into messes and make me listen...to these two all day. They jabber like insane people to their characters.
Pudding:Yeah well, what can I say, it comes naturally.
Guen:*snorts* Obviously. At least I have my manners. Those two with Esther are constantly doing things to her, be prepared when I revolt.
Pudding:Oh goody, that makes me feel all warm and bubbly inside.
Guen:Oh, and never ever tell me to shut up, I'll kill you then, I swear you'll be a pin cushion before you can blink.
Pudding:Violent aren't we?

[Esther]

Cris: *Snort*
Brad: *walks in* Hey what's going on?
Esther: *rolls eyes* Who invited you?
Brad: ... Well, you sorta did, you made me remember?
Esther: Finally! Someone who understands that and will respect me for that!
Brad:.. Who said anything about respect?
Beck: *laughs*
Esther: Get out of here
Brad: Well... no thank you *smiles sweetly*
Esther: That is sooooooo my thing!
Cris: Ok, Brad just walked in the middle of our conversation and that pisses me
Beck: *Nods* and Esther is just anoying
Esther: *shruggs* i get that alot
Cris: No surprise there *shoots Brad with fire*
Beck: *laughs again and shoots Esther with water*

[♫Huneeya♥]

Sunni: u shud go 2 sleep
Huneeya: stop ruling my life
Sunni: u rule mine
Huneeya: and mine, thats the rule
Sunni: u shud go 2 sleep
Huneeya: fine
Sunni: ok
Huneeya: fyi, enjoy the time u have left whats coming up nxt is gna b nasty and ugly
Sunni: go 2 sleep

[Esther]

hehehe

[[deleted user]]

Catherine: im soooo tired
Violet: me too, i got up early for nothing
Catherine: well, you didnt have to go
Violet: well how was i supposed to know he wouldn't show up? where was he?
Catherine: idk, i write about ur life, not his
Violet: technically, u do both
Catherine: well ya but mostly u
Violet: so u do know!
Catherine: no! well, yes, actually
Violet: wait, what?
Catherine: dont u have a job to go to
Violet: the my shift was over at noon
Catherine: well, you just got rescheduled.
Violet: >:-(

[Esther]

Esther: *smiling* I just got back from tennis! It always perks me up!
Beck: Oh, like this does. *shoots Esther with water*
Esther: STOP DOING THAT!
Beck: Proves my point exactly
Esther: What point?
Beck: *sighs* Esther, i think you're getting short term memory loss
Esther: Whatever... *yawns*
Cris: I'll get it! *shoots Esther with fire*
Esther: WHAT THE???
Cris: Well, we're trying to keep you perked up
Brad: Ugggggg
Cris: How'd you get back?
Brad: You just shot me with fire, you didn't destroy me
Cris: *makes ball of fire in hand* Do you want me to?
Brad: You don't want to mess with me! Or I'll get my vampire girlfriend to bit you!
Cris: Well, then I'll be a vampire and I'll live forever so WHAT NOW!?
Brad: That sorta backfired
Esther: Ya think? Sometimes I'm ashamed i ever made him..
Beck: *nods*
Brad: I'm right here and can hear you!
Beck: You're supposed you you moron. I completely agree with Esther, why did you make him anyway
Esther: I was trying to write out of my comfort zone
Beck: ER... you write fanticy, aparently Esther thinks vampires are real
Esther: No the hole Romance thing!
Beck: Whatever

[[deleted user]]

Lorelei: *looks up and down forum* Jas is right. Amber has homework to be getting to also.
Alysha: *gangs up on poor writer girl* YEAH!!! GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!!!
Amber: no.
Lorelei: why?
Amber Becuase you are figments of my imagination. Plus why should I be the group packmule? No one else is pulling their wieght, so why should I?
Alysha: POO YOU !!! *calms down, enters the mindset of Lorelei's story* 'Tis the least you can do for poor little me, the one whom you made pregnant then kicked out indefinitely.
Amber: Yeah... must be those hormones talking, right?
I will not go!
Lorelei: I for one am extremely insulted. Let's go, Aly.
*they walk away*
Aka and Emlin: What's all the fuss?
Amber: Your fellow figments are annoying me. Um.... bye.

[♫Krista♫, the Great and Powerful Empress of Silliness :P]

Krista: Im getting yelled at, again.
Jas: You wonder why? YOU HAVE A TON! AND I MEAN A TON OF HOMEWORK GET TO WORK, NOW!!!!!
Krista: Yes, Jasmine dearest.

[[deleted user]]

Amber: Haha! They are dragging me to Target! Which means NO HOMEWORK!!!!
Emlin: Ok, I finally got Alysha calmed down enough to talk, and she says you are slacking.
Amber: That I am, and proud of it. Come on, still trying to get used to high school.
Aka: Want me to dock in San Diego, Amber? Then you can jump aboard, and we can all go on a cruise, and go to live in France!!!!
Amber: Thanks, Aka, nut no.

[Esther]

Esther: WOO HOOOOOOOO!! I'm in sixth grade! you know that rumor that private schools are more hard on homework?
Brad: Noddles*
Esther: Well... NOT AT MY SCHOOL!!! I DONT GET HOMEWORK ON WED!!!
Cris: *Gets angry and hits Esther*
Beck: Haha!
Esther: Oh it's on!
Cris:It's been on!!!
Esther: Hmm... maybe i should change you name to... CRYSTAL!
Cris: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE HORROR! THE HORROW!
Beck: *sheilds eyes and pluggs ears* It's alot harder to do both at the same time then you think. *shoots Esther with ice cold water*
Cris: Yey! You're back on my side!
Beck: Well i already quirted Esther with water...
Cris: Right...
Esther: Whatever im going to take a shower
Cris and Beck: TO MUCH INFORMATIONO!!!

[Esther]

Esther: K... well im back now...
Cris: You stayed in the shower for... ermmmm *looks at last post date* 6 days?!?!?
Esther: *rolls eyes* NO! i just rmembered...
Cris: Whatever soggy butt
Esther: Rude
Beck: *sticks out toug at Esther*
Esther: Why do you hate me?
Cris, Beck and Brad: *shrugs*

[♫Huneeya♥]

Huneeya: at least ur charries talk 2 u esther
Sunni: i'm talking
Huneeya: WHERE WHERE U?!?!
Sunni: right here
Huneeya: errmmm...i hate 2 say this....go enjoy...the nxt chap aint rly gna b a piece of cake...
Sunni: I HATE YOU!!!

[Esther]

Esther: Yea....... no offence Sunni, but thats not very original
Cris: Whatever Esther.. you know you stink? Don't forget that
ESther: *rolls eyes* i think you have a problem
Cris: Esther, i say this because i care, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT MADE ME LIKE THAT DUMBELL!
Esther: Awwwwwww you do care
Cris: Uuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh

[♫Krista♫, the Great and Powerful Empress of Silliness :P]

Jas: Hmm
Evan: What?
Jas: I think I heard one of Krista's thoughts.
Drew: NO WAY! You're telepathic too?!
Jas: No. She let the electric shield down last night in her dreams. I snuck in.
Drew: How come I didn't realize that . . .
Jas: I stay up late. You go to sleep.
Drew: Oooh.
Krista: Crap. What did you see?!
Jas: *smiles evily* oh nothing . . .

[Maryam.]

Maryam: Oh no..watch out Krista...I hope it wasn't blackmailing material......
Arya: Blackmailing..???I need to start reading Maryam's thoughts then!!
Maryam: Grrrrr

[Esther]

Beck: *looks at Esther* errrrrr i think you have a problem.
Esther: *has a spaz break down* NOOOOOO!!! YOU DOOOOO!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH *Screams while running into a brick wall*
Cris: Errrrrrrr
Esther: *Shakes head* AHHHHHHHHHh *runs into wall again*

[♫Krista♫, the Great and Powerful Empress of Silliness :P]

Jas: Wow.
Zoe: Wow
Evan: My head is hurting.
Jas: Why?
Evan: Lots of angry emotions. It hurts.
Jas: Oh.
Zoe: Wow.

[Indi, the Empress of Maturity. God knows, we need one of them!]

Libby: WHY!?!?!
Jessica: Why, what?
Libby: Why'd you make me have such an awful life!?!?!
Jessica: Aw, come on. It's not that bad.
Libby: NOT THAT BAD!?!?!
Jessica: You're going to make yourself have another a mental breakdown or something again if you stress yourself out too much.
Libby: YOU WOULD KNOW, WOULDN'T YOU!!!
Jessica: Oh, come on. What's so bad about your life? You only have the last two days of summer and then you have summer vacation! What's bad about your life?
Libby: HELLO!?!?!? Let me see... What on earth could possibly be wrong with my life? Hmm.... Oh, I don't know, how about you're making me MOVE to freaking TEXAS, Callie won't stop bugging the hell out of me, and you made me break up with Dylan!!!
Dylan: Take me back, babe! I love you!
Libby: STOP CALLING ME THAT!
Jessica: Why do you care? You didn't even like him anymore, anyway, so what does it matter? Moving just gave you a better excuse to break up with him.
Dylan: WHAT!?!?!? BUT I LOVE YOU, BABE! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!?!?!
Libby: STOP CALLING ME BABE, YOU SEXIST PIG!
Jessica: Didn't see this coming... *backs away slowly*
Libby: *voice dripping with sarcasm* Oh, right. SURE you didn't.
Dylan: WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE, BABE!?!?!?!
Libby: Ask her.
Jessica: Who, me?
Libby: Yes you, idiot.
Jessica: HEY! I created you, and I can destroy you. You think your life is bad now? Wait until you move. You'll really me hating me then if you don't already. Except you won't exactly be able to... hm....
Libby: WHAT!?!?!?! What are you going to do to me!?!?!?! You'd better not write me off!!! I'm the main character!
Dylan: What are you going to do to my baby!?
Libby: I'm not your babe, baby or anything like it! Stop calling me names! I'm not your freaking pet! NOW WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME, JESSICA!?!?!?
Jessica: *sing-song voice* Not telling.
Libby: JESSICA!!! I WILL GET REVENGE, MARK MY WORDS!!!
Dylan: Take me back, babe! I love you! I miss you! I'll do anything you want!
Jessica: How can you? You're in my head. Yeah, I'm the idiot. *snorts*
Libby: Snorting isn't very lady-like, Jessica.
Jessica: Neither are you, Elizabeth. You'll live.
Libby: I hate you.
Jessica: I know. =)
Libby: >=(
Dylan: LIBBY! I'LL DO ANYTHING!?!?!?!?!?
Libby and Jessica: Oh, shut up already!

[♫Krista♫, the Great and Powerful Empress of Silliness :P]

Krista: Jessica . . . I would be very scared if your charries were in my head.
Jas: We dont scare you?
Krista: Sometimes, but then I remember I'm your creator. And I feel all fuzzy and warm inside again.
Jas: That sounds like mold.
Krista: Maybe it does, maybe it doesnt.
Jas: *rolls eyes*

[Indi, the Empress of Maturity. God knows, we need one of them!]

Jessica: lol, Krista? Why?
Libby: Because I'm going to get revenge on you, you moron.
Jessica: Hey, I'm not the one who almost failed the Algebra II final.
Libby: I'm not the one who's grade in math is a 90.
Jessica: It's still an A, and I brought it up from an 84, which is more than I can say for you.
Libby: What!? What's my grade in math!? You never wrote that into your story! WHAT'S MY GRADE!?!?!?
Jessica: *laughs* See? You're just as big a nerd as me! And I was joking! Omg, I can't believe you never saw that coming.
Libby: I hate you.
Jessica: *chuckles* I know, Libby. I know. =)
Libby: I mean I really, really hate you.
Jessica: No, you don't.
Libby: Yes, I do.
Jessica: No you don't.
Libby: I'm going to kill you, you know that?
Jessica: You can't kill me. You're in my head.
Libby: Exactly. I'll make you go insane. *wiggles eyebrows*
Jessica: If you kill me, you'll never know how your story ends. Or if your story is just the beginning. OMG! I just got an idea!
Libby: You wouldn't.
Jessica: Hmm.... no. Probably not. But it's always an option if you misbehave.
Libby: You would not. I'd kill you.
Jessica: If you kill me, you realize you too cease to exist, right?
Libby: Ugh.
Jessica: 'Ugh.' You can't come up with anything other than 'ugh'? *grins*
Libby: Hey, you control me. It's your imagination.
Jessica: Not anymore. You're wild now. Practically out of control.
Libby: Am I? Am I really?
Jessica: I think we both know the answer to that question.
Libby: I don't know. You tell me. I am you. You are me.
Jessica: Not anymore.
Libby: Are you sure???
Jessica: Shut up and stop playing mind games with me. It's not going to work I created you. You only know what I don't keep from you. I need to be more specific though. Vague instructions aren't working for me. You know too much. So keep your yapper quiet, will ya?
Dylan: DON'T TELL MY BABY TO SHUT UP!
Libby and Jessica: Will you shut up already!?!?!?!?

[[deleted user]]

Violet: i love you
Catherine: wo now dont get ahead of yourself...
Violet: im soooo happy....
Catherine: hold onto that thought
Violet: what?
Catherine: hey, you dont own a gun right?
Violet: noooo...
Catherine: im sorry...im just gonna say that in advance
Violet: but...what?
Catherine: uhhhh bye

[Esther]

Esther Beck and Cris: ERRRRRRRRRR
Beck: Um... i don't think esther ever read ur story...
Esther: How do you know that? STOP STALKING ME!!! *screams while runs into brick wall again again*
Beck: One, because i am you you stinkin moron! And two, if you did you would probably understand why Violet said that.
Esther: Wait... if you are me, and you just called my a moron... then you just called you and cris a moron too!!!
Cris: Wait... why would i be one?
Esther: Well, Beck said she is me, and you're my charecter to so you're me to!
Cris: *thinks for second* hahaha!!! *laughs mockingly*
Esther: What?!
Cris: That means... Brad is a charecter too...
Esther: UHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Cris: *bursts out laughing* hahaha! YOu're a boy!
Esther: You're soooo imature, and you're older than me too!
Beck: *laughs with Cris*
Esther: Wait... you're me! So whatever you call me, you're calling yourself that! HAHAHA! U just called yourself a boy!
Cris: *glares at Esther* Wow, this whole you, me and Beck thing being the same person is really pissing me
Brad: Hey! YOu forgot me!!
Esther, Beck and Cris: WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!
Brad: Sheesh, you know im older than all of you right?
Esther: Age is but a number
Beck: Ok Yoda
Esther: Uhhhhh.. hey you know what i noticed?
Beck and Cris: What?
Brad: What?
Esther: One, BRAD GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE! and two, Cris is acting more like Beck would in the book and Beck is acting more like Cris would in the book...
Cris: Waz u mean?
Esther: Well, in the book Cris is normally the peace maker and Beck is the fighter
Beck: Wait that totally goes against our powers though! I'm water and the fighter, Cris is fire and she's the peacemaker?
Esther: *noddles* yea thats the funny part
Cris: *stares intencly at Esther* hahaha i dont get it

[Kim]

Kim: Hi everyone!
Cass: Darn. now you just have twice the amount of groups to argue with me in.
Kim: shut up and crawl back in your hole
Renn: shes upset
Kim: oh well

[Esther]

Beck: *points at Kim* Someones pisssed! *singing voice*
Esther: *rolls eyes* ignore the girl that can make water pop out of your ears! *runs around*
Beck: Oh you mean like this! *makes water pop out of Esthers ears*
Esther: *stops running around* You suck
Beck: ANd proud of it!

[Kim]

Kim: Im not pissed!!
Renn: shes just tired
Kim: im not, i just have cramp in my fingers for typing so quickly
Renn: sure..

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives]]

((renn is like my favorite name ever))

[Kim]

((thnx. her name is renata but i shorten it to renn. its one of mine too))

[[deleted user]]

Violet: please update! ur killing me i have to know!
Catherine: eh, im lazy....
Violet: what?! when?!
Catherine: idk....tomorrow? tonite if ur lucky
Violet: but what about teddy!
Catherine: what about him?
Violet: are u kidding me?
Catherine: yes...no...maybe?
Violet: is he okay?
Catherine: what?
Violet: what?
Catherine: huh?
Violet: i dont know....
Catherine: bingo

[Kim]

Kim: Cass has been bugging me for ages to post a new chapter but ive only written 3/4 of it.
Cass: she cant be bothered to write more. renn and jamie have been hogging the last 2 chapters
Kim: thats cuz theyre the main characters
Cass: what ever. im inportant later
Kim: if its any concelation, youre my fav character

[Esther]

Esther: hehehe
Beck: *rolls eyes* you're a moron
Esther: Proud of it! :B
Beck: Ugggggggggg
Esther: Just giving you a taste of your own medicine!
Cris: Wait... since when did Beck and i switch personalitys?
Beck: I dono... *turns to esther* you know water is still coming out of your ears
Esther: Maybe i should change youre nickname to Bella... hmmmmmmmmm or Bells?
Beck: Sorry that might work on Cris, but not me!
ESther: UGGGGGGG *jumps on Beck with water still coming out of ears*
Cris: *Walks up* LETS BUILD BRIGES NOT WALLS!!!
Esther: *stops* That just might be, THE MOST STUPID THING I'VE EVER HEARD!
Cris: *shrugs* it was even more tacky on Total Drama Island when a girl named Brigit said it...

[Kim]

Kim: what the hell..?
Cass: they are loopier than you
Kim: *hits cass ova head*

[Esther]

Cris: Why is the world so violent?
Esther: hahaha, that's exactly what you said after they told you about the Sinic and Wixom
Beck: What?? the Talk my parents and your parents gave you??? Esther!! HURRY UP AND WRITE THE NEXT CHAPTER SO I CAN KNOW WHAT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT!!!
Esther: Shouldn't you know? You were evesdropping on them
Beck: Only for the end
Cris: yOu were eves dropping? naughty naughty... wait, does that mean you heard my cry?
Beck: If by cry you mean sobbing like mad, yes, yes i did

[Kim]

Kim: Cass would do exactly the same thing to me
Cass: with a crowbar instead though
Kim: you'll never top the mighty pichfork!!
Cass: I thaught you baught that to threaten holly with
Kim: Oh yeah. Holly has it at the moment. I told her to set it on fire and poke the stoic biker men with it.
Cass: awsome

[Indi, the Empress of Maturity. God knows, we need one of them!]

Libby: Write already, will ya!?
Jessica: Sorry, too busy.
Libby: You know, the few fans you have are going to lose patience.
Jessica: I'm editing for crying out loud! This is the third time I'm edited the first two chapters, okay!?!?!? It takes time!
Libby: *sing-song voice* Still...
Jessica: Oh, shut up, Libby. I'm not in the mood to deal with your immaturity today.
Libby: Hey, it's your own fault.
Jessica: How is it my fault!?!?!
Libby: Uh, because you created me. Oh, yes, I'm the moron.
Jessica: Actually, I'm starting to think Dylan is.
Libby: Agreed.
Dylan: HEY! Why would you say something like that, baby!?!?!
Libby: STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!
Dylan: Babe, come back!
Libby: J, can you shut him up, please!
Jessica: Hm... maybe. It might be a little hard, but he's a minor character so I'll see what I can do.
Dylan: Hey. Hey, what the hell are you doing!? JESSIC-
Libby: Thanks much.
Jessica: No prob. He was starting annoy the crap out of me. Hey! The little bugger scratched me!
Libby: He was annoying me the most, though. You don't live in the same town as him.
Jessica: And you won't either, in two weeks.
Libby: You're moving me that soon!?!?! Someone just shoot me in the foot, please.
Jessica: Sorry, you aren't getting shot in the foot. *rubs disinfectant on scratch*
Libby: What in heaven's name are you doing, Jessica?
Jessica: I'm making sure this scratch doesn't get infected!
Libby: *leans over* It's not that bad.
Jessica: Yeah, but it hurts!
Libby: You can barely see it, and it's only bleeding a little.
Jessica: Yeah, but Dev threw the remote at me 'cause I took his mac n cheese, remember? And it's swelling. He just scratched me where it's swelling!
Libby: Ouch! Poor you.
Jessica: Yup.
Libby: Yup.
Jessica: So.....
Libby: Yup.
Jessica: Anyway...
...
Jessica: Libby?
...
Libby: Yup.

[Kim]

Kim: hhmmm. you talk alot
Cass: says the queen of random talking
Kim: pot, kettle

[♫Krista♫, the Great and Powerful Empress of Silliness :P]

Krista: I'm just gonna throw this out there, but ugh I hate being sick.
Jas: So do I. When you're sick, you're grouchy, tired, irritated, and you make us sick as well.
Krista: I am not grouchy!
Jas: Yes you are. When your siblings get home.
Krista: Thats because they r loud, and I like quiet when I'm sick!"
Jas: oooh.

[Indi, the Empress of Maturity. God knows, we need one of them!]

Jess: I know we do. It's because Libby won't shut up. She can talk your ear off, I swear.
Libby: HEY! I can not! Jess, you're such a liar.
Jess: Hey, I'mnot the one who's always fighting with her ex-boyfriend.
Libby: Touche.
Dylan: WHAT!?!?!? YOU AREN'T MY GF ANYMORE!?!?!?!
Jess: W-o-w, he's slow on the uptake.
Libby: Hey, not my fault.
Jess: Why would you date someone so.... well.... stupid?
Libby: Again, not my fault.
Dylan: QUIT IGNORING ME, BABE! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!
Jess: Whoa, okay, there, Dyl. *pulls Dylan off Libby* No physical contact. Hello, ew!?
Libby: *shudders* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear to God, Dylan, you're such a perv!
Dylan: *wipes back of his hand across eyes* But... Libby. *sniff*
Libby: Oh, no, mister! I can't be guilted into sacrificing my freedom. No way, Jose.
Jessica: *backs away slowly* I think I'll let you two work this out.
Libby: Jessica, get your butt back in here! COWARD!!!
Jessica: *turns and runs for dear life* *curses* I CAN'T RUN FROM THEM WHEN THEY'RE IN MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Libby: No duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *chases after Jess with broom in hand*
Jess: *gasps for air* Thank *choke* God I *deep breath* didn't give her *splutters* weapons!
Libs: *evil laugh*
Jess: OH, CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[♫Krista♫, the Great and Powerful Empress of Silliness :P]

Krista: Im sorry Jess.
Jas: I can always help. Do you need any body guards, Jessica?
Krista: You aren't thinking of-
Drew: Oh yes she is.
Krista: Uh oh.

[Indi, the Empress of Maturity. God knows, we need one of them!]

Jess: Uh, first, what's uh oh? 2nd, yes, I think I do. *dodges as Libby's knife slices through the air*
Libs: I'm gonna kill ya!
Jess: *sprints* I'm sorry, okay! But it has to happen!
Libs: I *hurls knife* HATE *grabs it out of wall* YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CURSE MY SUCKISH AIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jess: OH CRAP! THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR TAKING A NAP!

[Indi, the Empress of Maturity. God knows, we need one of them!]

Jess: And where on God's green earth did you get that knife!?!?!?!
Libs: *battle cry*
Jessica: *screams*

[♫Krista♫, the Great and Powerful Empress of Silliness :P]

Krista: Jas is a little tempermental.
Jas: NO I'M NOT!!!!!!
Drew: *whispers in jas's ear*
Jas: I WAS NOT GOING TO KILL HER!!!!! Just make Libby be in pain. A lot of pain.
Krista: You can't do that, but you may help.
Jas: Fine. *goes over to Jessica.*

[Indi, the Empress of Maturity. God knows, we need one of them!]

Jessica: Phew. *wipes hand across sticky forehead* Thanks, Jas. You're the best.
Libby: *screams wildly from inside of cage* I'M GONNA KILL YA!!!!!!!
Jess: No, you won't. Because you don't know how the story ends. And even I'm still working out the details.
Libs: IIIIIIIIIIII HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTEEEEE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jess: Maybe now, but you won't. Besides, you come out of it.
Libby: *rattling on bars stops* Wait. What?
Jess: Do I need to repeat myself? Probably against my better judgement, you'll come out of it, with no little thanks to Callie. It'll just take up most of your summer is all.
Libby: *squints eyes* You suck.
Jess: Hey, at least you come out of it. Most people wouldn't. They'd be taken off the ventilators and croak.
Libby: You win. For now.
Jess: Yeah, yeah, I know. What else is new?
Libby: Smartaleck.
Jess: Hey, you gotta use the talents you're given, Libs.
Libs: Whatever.
Jessica: Love you too, Libs. Love you too.

[♫Krista♫, the Great and Powerful Empress of Silliness :P]

Jas: I know, I'm the best.
Krista: Wow Jas, wow.
Jas: I'm not concieted! I swear.
Krista: Really?