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Sierra
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Mar 29, 2015 05:04PM
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I'm BACK! And still winning. Sierra, your fortress is now burning in flames. You managed to escape with, like, five hundred of your minions. I put Thorin in a room with fangirls for a punishment. Shame on him; he must be getting lazy.
Uh… Welcome back? But you're mistaken. You aren't winning, I am. You're just… in second place…
Ah, I see you managed to escape with your device. How fortunate. One time nomadic raiders burned my castle to the ground along with my computer and tablet and I wasn't able to go on my email or goodreads for a week. Oh, and you're gravely mistaken. I am the winner, and there is no second place.
And um, I think you burned down the wrong fortress. I'm sitting in mine, and it's definitely not on fire *looks around nervously as temperature in library begins to rise* Wha...? *spots Cristal over by the thermostat* Hey! Not funny!
Okaaaay then.... *looks nervous for the first time* Abi, summon Thorin, please. I need to know which fortress he burned down. Tell Cristal to watch out for the little caterpillar mutants that lurk behind thermostats, they can be rather nasty.
*looks up from kindle screen* Cristal, Firefly says- *Cristal shrieks and tries to run backwards (NOT a good idea in my castle) but ends up tripping over my five seperate to-read piles. She holds up a bitten finger with a little blue and green caterpillar on it*Me: Nevermind
Cristal: Help?!
Me:*tries not to break out laughing* Srry, you're on you're own. I've heard they like crackers.
*Cristal races off to the kitchen*
Ah, that they do. But you should also tell her if they have purple dots on the underside she's in trouble. Those types carry an awful disease that makes the victim break out in purple pimples and causes their fingernails to turn yellow and fall off. * orders Bee to craft huge golden trophy because I AM THE WINNER*
Thankfully, Cristal says there were no purple dots. The caterpillar (his name is Bob) is now happily eating crackers in a special caterpillar cage. Oh, and Bee, don't worry about the trophy. Firefly won't be needing it, cuz I'm the one who's winning. By the way, Firefly, whose fortress did Thorin burn down?
Um, I have no idea. The fangirls kidnapped Thorin.
Oh dear. Well, I'm going to bed now. I just figured I'd win once more before going to sleep. Good Night!
Hehe, not anymore. *Looks pointedly at everyone else*
*smiling at everyone in the room* it appears I am now and forever the winner. Now my dear slaves it is time you start working. It is important to know when you have lost.!
*smiles evilly* I agree, but that would apply to you also as I am now the winner. *raises eyebrow and sips some of her coffee*
Ah, but I am now the winner, thank you very much.
No, actually, I am the winner now, and always was.
I beg to differ... I'm clearly the winner (:D That sort of rhymed!)
Congratulations on rhyming. But I'm the winner, so you're rhyme wasn't factually correct.
Oh? I believe you are the one who's facts are incorrect. Because I'm winning
Nope! I'm perfectly correct - I am the winner.
*sighs and shakes head* no no, you are all wrong, for I am the winner here.
*facepalms* Why can't any of you see that I am the winner?
*Breathing heavily* It took me long enough to get here.
Ha ya'll need to get it through ur heads that I'm winning
Why must you all constantly try to usurp my position as the winner?
None of you are winning! *groans and slowly facepalms again* Why can't you mortals just understand and accept that you will never be as awesome and #majestic as I? (Not that I am the most #majestic being, of course, that prestigious title goes to Thorin... who... still hasn't returned from being kidnapped by the raving fangirls.)
*snickers* oh, poor Thorin. That's what he gets for burning down the wrong castle *hurriedly* not that i'm upset that mine's still standing!
Nope. *Shakes head* I am the winner here.
*throws arms out in a "why me?" gesture* People, I'm telling you, it' me!!!
*groans* All of you are hopeless! I am the winner!
You foolish Mortals! What is wrong with all of you?! Firefly. Is. The. Winner. Repeat that once every five minutes for the rest of the day and you should be fine - this is obviously some new and deadly disease going around that is corrupting your brains.
*whistles cheerfully* Still winning... *goes about improving my plans for world domination*
All I can think of is that song thing you sent me. I burst out laughing when I read #17 (though all of them made me laugh, that was the funniest) :DOf course, I'm winning now, so I'm not sure how accurate it was...
I'm still winning *jumps up and down wildly*
