Girls Only Book Club discussion
Games!
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Last One To Post Wins
Why are you arguing? I am obviously the winner!
U girls are so wrong. It's me who's the winner!! *smirks*
*lightning crashes as the winds swirl around me* YOU IGNORANT MORTALS! It is I who am the winner! Me and me ALONE! *unsheathes sword and holds it at the ready*
*Backs away slowly* Uh, Firefly? *Whimpers and hides behind Goliath* *texts Gandalf* Um, Gandalf, I think Firefly's had too much coffee… Help? :0)
:D *watches firefly think she is the winner*
*rolls eyes* Mortals. *chuckles* So ignorant. It's rather hilarious.
That is rather hilarious! But I'm winning now!!
NO, actually, I am *raises eyebrow and smirks*
Liar! I am THE winner... oh, and I lost The Game… :(
Sierra, why? *glares* *shouts to brothers* "I lost the game!"Oh, and, I'm the winner. *unsheathes sword again just in case*
*Clears throat* Ah-hem. It's "THE Game". Not "the game". And... um... I'm winning again... *beams angelically* *unsheathes sword also*
Why thank you. *smiles* And I am still winning, you rebellious mortals *glare at other commentors*
Me! The Supreme Authoress of Crazyness, Randomness, and Awesomeness! *skies darken and the crowds go "ooooh"*
What crowds? *skies lighten again at my amazingness* *crickets applaud*
No, you're not. *the skies flash with huge lightning bolts and swords glows* I am the winner. *growls, huge crowds of adoring elves cheer and sing*
Whoa 'my hands going into fists' i am so the winner.
Um, no you're NOT. *elves stop smiling and nock their arrows to their bows*
*rolls eyes* Is all this drama truly necessary? *waves hand and rain falls gently* *wind blows* *seagulls soar overhead* *outfit changes into GORGEOUS medieval-ish dress* :D
'my minions grab their guns from their holsters' come on, let us make this easy. Just let me win.
I think it's clear who's the winner here (Me). *Makes giant swirling shield of wind around me*
*huge vast armies of amazing minions take out their various and terrifying weapons* I do not suggest tempting the wrath of a Supreme Authoress, Hannah. For I have laid waste the empires of my enemies within seconds. No, I suggest YOU surrender.
Hannah? And if any one surrenders here, it'll be to me. *wind kicks up speed, throwing blinding rain at all of my foes* *mounts Goliath triumphantly*
Sorry, Haley :P *mounts huge dragon and raises eyebrow*
Um... Goliath beats your dragon any day. Only one dragon is as awesome as Goliath, and he's on my side- wait, you're not riding Divinian, are you? *shivers slightly*
No, Bee is riding Divinian. I'm riding Ancalagon the Black, who is the biggest dragon of all time (borrowed from J. R. R. Tolkien with permission from Manwe).
Um... *pretends to know who those are* ok...*Gets back on track* The point is that I'm still winning.
No, the point is that you're all thinking you could possibly have any hope of winning when it's obvious I am the one and only winner.
*skeptically* Right.........................................
Do not speak to me in that tone, Mortal! Thorin, please go with Dain's army and raid this rebellious Minion's castle.
*snaps fingers* Excuse me? There will be NO raiding of this winner's castle! *Stations guards and creates other impenetrable defenses*
Thorin Oakenshield: So this is the Minion? *raises eyebrow* Looks more like a grocer than a writer. Firefly: Okay, that was really rude, but well done. *smiles approvingly*
Thorin Oakenshield: *roars a dramatic battle cry and charges*
Yes it was. Very rude indeed. *sniffs and spins wind shield faster, effectively stopping the attack*Notice how I'm still winning? *realizing what you said* Hay! I am NOT your minion!
Of course you think you aren't my Minion because you're a very rebellious little Minion. I'm busting you down to Private (You used to be a Captain, if you forgot.). *sniffs and wipes away tear* What happened to you? You used to be so loyal.
*Raises an eyebrow* Ummmm, what's going on?
Nothing. They are just mad that I am winning!
Does anyone else think this is dumb and will go on forever?! :D
I don't think it will go on forever, I know it will. :) However, I think it's pretty fun, so... *shrugs* That's enough for me.
Haha! I guess so! Well, now I am winning!
(Oh, and by the way, I'm winning again…)