It's a raid!

[Feliks, Moderator]

Men, I have a somewhat unusual mission lined up here on my desk..just arrived from USPACFLT & CG FMFPAC..and I'm looking for volunteers. Naturally I can't order anyone to sign on for this assignment...you may not come out of it with your reputation looking very bright or shiny...

Its a dark and dangerous job...but someone's got to do it. You will receive no awards or citations afterwards..but you will bask in the unspoken thanks of a grateful nation. Of course, if you are caught or captured, this office will disavow all knowledge of your activities.

[Feliks, Moderator]

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[Matt]

Lieutenant, on behalf of a grateful nation, I accept this task. What choice do I have? It's what I do. It's what I've trained for. It's what I live for!

[Feliks, Moderator]

Men, this fine young officer should be an example to you all. The spirit of self-sacrifice clearly did not die with Nathan Hale. The rest of you may ...slink away!

[Matt]

I'd rather die in battle, then live in bondage!

[Matt]

Well there is one type of bondage I might be willing to live in on certain weekend nights....but that's neither here nor there.

[Feliks, Moderator]

Ahem. Remember, this is a family website, soldier! Think of baseball, lawn-mowers, and mom's apple pie!

[Michael]

What'd you say about Mom's "apple pie"?