Meteor Game - Your last words before it hits Earth

[Rob]

I liked the toilet game so much (thanks, Govinda!), I figured I'd start another one.

State your last words as a giant meteor hurtles towards Earth, with seconds until it hits. Here are a couple to get started:

"Dammit. I JUST paid up my gym membership."

"Well, at least I finished Season two of House of Cards."

"Was that always there?" (Inmate looking up at meteor as he walks out of prison, finally free after a 20-year sentence)

[Will]

"Yes, I know I'm ugly, but..."

[Joel]

"Just charge it to my account."

[Will]

If you are Alanis Morissette - "Now isn't that ironic?"

Anybody else: "No, it isn't."

[Terence]

Lucky I took out accident insurance.

[Rebecca]

"So long, and thanks for all the fish."

[Joseph]

Oh custard! (said with great feeling)

[Joel]

Joseph wrote: "Oh custard! (said with great feeling)"

Appropriate, since you're about to become pudding.

[Rodney]

There goes the neighborhood!

[Pseudonymous]

ET! I think your ride is here.

[Rebecca]

Rodney wrote: "There goes the neighborhood!"

Bingo!

[Joseph]

'Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No its a - aaarrgghhhhhh!*'




* last 'word' dependent on whether instant vaporization occurs or not.

[Lisa]

I should have known this would happen -- it's my best hair day, ever.

[CartoonistAndre]

Rodney wrote: "There goes the neighborhood!"

Well said Rodney!